Guest CaliWingsNut Report post Posted September 6, 2009 Dan Cloutier does NOT make the club. You heard it here first... Agreed... minus a training camp performance of a lifetime, he's little more than motivation for J.Howard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovin Jiri Fischer 147 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Datsyuk with 101 points Hank with 40 goals Mule with 36 goals Lidstrom wins Norris Dasyuk wins Selke and Lady Byng Wings-Caps final Ozzie with Conn Smythe no matter who wins Wings win division with Chicago a not too close second O'Halloran gets shot again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electrophile 3,554 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 There will be more threads about Sidney Crosby than Nick Lidstrom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake_Marcus 890 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 1.Crosby wins scoring title,1st person to do so by double the amount of points of the runner up 2.Half was through season Pittsburgh decides Bettmen is longer any use to them so they dump him.He is fired 5 days later. 3. On Sept 10th 2010 most of Detroit Red wings team will get arrested along with a renegade Hossa for trying to scale White House fence while the Penguins are visiting there,celebrating their 2nd straight title which was over the Black hawks.One Detroit player heard mumbling that the cup is their birth right and can not be outside of their city for 2 years in a row. Expert trolling right there. He does it for the lulz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake_Marcus 890 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Dan Cloutier does NOT make the club. You heard it here first... Shocker. How many Lidstrom centre ice goals on Cloutier before he gives up and walks out of camp? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mule 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Regular Season: Wings win Central Division by 6 points (110/Chicago 104) We finish 2nd in the West to San Jose by a mere 4 points Datsyuk 34G 69A, Zetterberg 42G 45A, Franzen 37G 31A Helm and Leino establish themselves as integral cogs here Bertuzzi, Williams, and Eaves play above-average hockey Ozzie and Howard both struggle early, but cruise midway Datsyuk, Zetterberg, and Lidstrom selected as All-Stars Playoffs/Post-Season: Wings look shaky in the first round, but win in 7 games Detroit sharpens up and wins the second round in 5 games Close, but no cigar. Wings advance to Cup Final in 6 games Wings bring Lord Stanley home in 7 games Chris Osgood awarded Conn Smythe Trophy Datsyuk awarded Lady Byng and Selke trophies Mike Babcock awarded Jack Adams Trophy Off-Season: Bertuzzi and Williams remain Red Wings with new deals Patrick Eaves walks for more money, Justin Abdelkader steps in Jiri Hudler returns to Hockeytown with something to prove Kirk Maltby and Tomas Holmstrom retire as Red Wings Darren Helm, Justin Abdelkader, and Nicklas Lidstrom ink new deals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake_Marcus 890 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Regular Season: Wings win Central Division by 6 points (110/Chicago 104) We finish 2nd in the West to San Jose by a mere 4 points Datsyuk 34G 69A, Zetterberg 42G 45A, Franzen 37G 31A Helm and Leino establish themselves as integral cogs here Bertuzzi, Williams, and Eaves play above-average hockey Ozzie and Howard both struggle early, but cruise midway Datsyuk, Zetterberg, and Lidstrom selected as All-Stars Playoffs/Post-Season: Wings look shaky in the first round, but win in 7 games Detroit sharpens up and wins the second round in 5 games Close, but no cigar. Wings advance to Cup Final in 6 games Wings bring Lord Stanley home in 7 games Chris Osgood awarded Conn Smythe Trophy Datsyuk awarded Lady Byng and Selke trophies Mike Babcock awarded Jack Adams Trophy Off-Season: Bertuzzi and Williams remain Red Wings with new deals Patrick Eaves walks for more money, Justin Abdelkader steps in Jiri Hudler returns to Hockeytown with something to prove Kirk Maltby and Tomas Holmstrom retire as Red Wings Darren Helm, Justin Abdelkader, and Nicklas Lidstrom ink new deals A+ Sounds great to me. I'd like to see Dats win more than that, but I can't complain with that list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Shanny is elected Commish. Cheli is elected head of the NHLPA. A closed-door meeting is held at Cheli's Chili with the owners and GM's of all teams, as well as the PA reps, certain members of the media, all letter-wearing guys, and certain other individuals of interest. The following measures are resolved: The instigator penalty is gone. The Eastern Conference will not change; the Western conference will swap the St. Louis Blues and the Ontario Coyotes. NBC will broadcast HNIC in the US. PBS will carry a game each Friday night, preceded by a documentary on the home country of one of the players so that it will be considered educational. BHN (Balsillie Hockey Network) will carry games every night that a game is played. As a concession for receiving a team, Jim's network will be available so cheap that everyone will be able to get it no matter where they live or which carrier they have. With more people able to watch hockey, fanship swells 34% (14 people) in most southern states. It is resolved that future meetings between the owners/GM's, the media, and NHLPA will take place at Cheli's, but that there will be a ban on either cameras or strippers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dat's sick 1,002 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Regular Season: Wings win Central Division by 6 points (110/Chicago 104) We finish 2nd in the West to San Jose by a mere 4 points Datsyuk 34G 69A, Zetterberg 42G 45A, Franzen 37G 31A Helm and Leino establish themselves as integral cogs here Bertuzzi, Williams, and Eaves play above-average hockey Ozzie and Howard both struggle early, but cruise midway Datsyuk, Zetterberg, and Lidstrom selected as All-Stars Playoffs/Post-Season: Wings look shaky in the first round, but win in 7 games Detroit sharpens up and wins the second round in 5 games Close, but no cigar. Wings advance to Cup Final in 6 games Wings bring Lord Stanley home in 7 games Chris Osgood awarded Conn Smythe Trophy Datsyuk awarded Lady Byng and Selke trophies Mike Babcock awarded Jack Adams Trophy Off-Season: Bertuzzi and Williams remain Red Wings with new deals Patrick Eaves walks for more money, Justin Abdelkader steps in Jiri Hudler returns to Hockeytown with something to prove Kirk Maltby and Tomas Holmstrom retire as Red Wings Darren Helm, Justin Abdelkader, and Nicklas Lidstrom ink new deals That's a dream scenario but it would be awesome if just half of that happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CaliWingsNut Report post Posted September 7, 2009 (edited) Datsyuk with 101 pointsHank with 40 goals Mule with 36 goals Lidstrom wins Norris Dasyuk wins Selke and Lady Byng Wings-Caps final Ozzie with Conn Smythe no matter who wins Wings win division with Chicago a not too close second O'Halloran gets shot again Can someone arrange it to happen in either California or Philly? Maybe he'll start calling fake penalties to them too then! Edited April 23, 2010 by CaliWingsNut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CaliWingsNut Report post Posted September 7, 2009 There will be more threads about Sidney Crosby than Nick Lidstrom. Sigh... I don't think your proving anything with this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CaliWingsNut Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Regular Season: Wings win Central Division by 6 points (110/Chicago 104) We finish 2nd in the West to San Jose by a mere 4 points Datsyuk 34G 69A, Zetterberg 42G 45A, Franzen 37G 31A Helm and Leino establish themselves as integral cogs here Bertuzzi, Williams, and Eaves play above-average hockey Ozzie and Howard both struggle early, but cruise midway Datsyuk, Zetterberg, and Lidstrom selected as All-Stars Playoffs/Post-Season: Wings look shaky in the first round, but win in 7 games Detroit sharpens up and wins the second round in 5 games Close, but no cigar. Wings advance to Cup Final in 6 games Wings bring Lord Stanley home in 7 games Chris Osgood awarded Conn Smythe Trophy Datsyuk awarded Lady Byng and Selke trophies Mike Babcock awarded Jack Adams Trophy Off-Season: Bertuzzi and Williams remain Red Wings with new deals Patrick Eaves walks for more money, Justin Abdelkader steps in Jiri Hudler returns to Hockeytown with something to prove Kirk Maltby and Tomas Holmstrom retire as Red Wings Darren Helm, Justin Abdelkader, and Nicklas Lidstrom ink new deals Wow... Your assuming Detroit even wants him back at this point? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CaliWingsNut Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Shanny is elected Commish. Cheli is elected head of the NHLPA. A closed-door meeting is held at Cheli's Chili with the owners and GM's of all teams, as well as the PA reps, certain members of the media, all letter-wearing guys, and certain other individuals of interest. The following measures are resolved: The instigator penalty is gone. The Eastern Conference will not change; the Western conference will swap the St. Louis Blues and the Ontario Coyotes. NBC will broadcast HNIC in the US. PBS will carry a game each Friday night, preceded by a documentary on the home country of one of the players so that it will be considered educational. BHN (Balsillie Hockey Network) will carry games every night that a game is played. As a concession for receiving a team, Jim's network will be available so cheap that everyone will be able to get it no matter where they live or which carrier they have. With more people able to watch hockey, fanship swells 34% (14 people) in most southern states. It is resolved that future meetings between the owners/GM's, the media, and NHLPA will take place at Cheli's, but that there will be a ban on either cameras or strippers. And Kid Rock isn't welcome for once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mule 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Wow... Your assuming Detroit even wants him back at this point? Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lidstrom for Norris 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Atlantic Division (end of regular season) 1. Phili 2. Pittsburgh 3. NJ Devils 4. Rangers 5. Islanders Northeast Division 1. Boston 2. Ottawa 3. Toronto 4. Montreal 5. Buffalo Southeast Division 1. Washington 2. Carolina 3. Tampa Bay 4. Flordia 5. Atlanta Eastern Confernce come playoff time 1. Phili 2. Boston 3. Washington 4. Pittsburgh 5. Carolina 6. New Jersey 7. Ottawa 8. Toronto Central Division 1. Chicago- by just 1 or 2 points, Chi-110 Det-108-109 2. Detroit 3. St. Louis 4. Colombus 5. Nashville Northwest Division 1. Calgary 2. Vancouver 3. Edmonton 4. Minnesota 5. Colorado Pacific Division 1. San Jose 2. Anaheim 3. Dallas 4. Los Angeles 5. Phoenix Western Conference when playoff time roles around 1. Chicago 2. San Jose 3. Calgary 4. Detroit 5. St. Louis 6. Vancouver 7. Anaheim 8. Edmonton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovin Jiri Fischer 147 Report post Posted September 7, 2009 Chicago will be a huge disappointment this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CaliWingsNut Report post Posted September 8, 2009 The wings will have another playoff slogan that makes everyone laugh AT it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lidstrom for Norris 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 The wings will have another playoff slogan that makes everyone laugh AT it. Haha, what was last years slogan? Something like "Time to grow again"... Extremely cheesey if you ask me. Hopefully they pulled in some extra bank with it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeeRYCE 2 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 Datsyuk will get 107 pts. Look at the pattern... 87 pts, 87 pts, 97 pts, 97 pts... Two seasons of 107 points for him will be nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Konnan511 1,736 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 My bold predictions: ~ In every thread, someone on LGW will want Stuart to be traded and not know he has a NMC. - In every thread, Filppula's name will be brought to be traded for an enforcer. + A picture of the red wings wearing their training camp jerseys will be posted by a LGW asking why we changed our jersey style. * Rafalski will have another monster year and everyone will still want him traded. @ The Blackhawks will get made fun of in every thread. ^ Crosby will win either the Hart or Pearson and LGW fans will still say he sucks or is overrated. ! The first sign of a 2 or 3 game losing streak will result in the Panic Button being pushed. & After going down by two goals heading into the 2nd or 3rd periods the game will be over and the Wings are hacks in the minds of LGW nation `` WINGS WIN THE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest micah Report post Posted September 8, 2009 Someone on the team will score a Hat-trick this season. TOW someones, Franzen and Bert. Bert will score 21 goals this year, be a bit of a disapointment but not a complete flop, and have a hattie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CaliWingsNut Report post Posted September 10, 2009 Downey will injure someone in training camp... regardless of team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204 Report post Posted September 10, 2009 -Downey makes the Coyotes and on here he's still a nice guy, scrub that has no talent. -Bert does well an contributes, and in very Lang fasion, is still harped on and called out for his s***ty defence (which actually isnt s***ty anymore, go figure) -A hat trick is scored in Sweden on opening day, no one gets Arbys, and then for the next 81 games, no hat tricks -Osgood wins the Conn Smythe and is still only good because he plays for Detroit and shouldnt be in the HOF for that same reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 10, 2009 No prediction, but I'm certainly hoping that I'll get a free roast beef at Arby's at some point this year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmamolo 287 Report post Posted September 10, 2009 we see a second rematch in the finals...three years in a row we have the Wings face the Pens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
