I like Hitch and respect him as a coach.
The only reason I don't want him here is selfish. Whenever we play him, I can't even watch with people here because it is a barrage of comments about how he is no good as a person because he's fat. As a fat person, I find it hard to focus on the game when people are being so shallow and cruel.
If he coached here, you'd hear it every single time someone disagreed with him. Bad PP? Hitch eats donuts. Bad PK? Hitch eats donuts. Bad anthem singer on the 2nd stop of our road trip? Hitch eats donuts.
On behalf of Michigandrian donut lovers, I say pass.......