GMRwings1983

If they lose this game, LGW needs to go offline for several weeks.

If Jonathan Tayes was a better leader, none of this would have happened.

Since there's only like 10 posters remaining, can't we all just get along?

Besides actual Red Wings you've watched play, I marvel at how posters can rank all the unknowns. Most posters couldn't pick half of these players out of a police lineup.

How many of these players did Holland draft again?

LOL. Put it that way, I'm surprised they didn't make out.

I just hope this guy doesn't suck like some are suggesting.

Smith punches people in the face though. That alone is unique in today's NHL, plus he has more upside. Gagner is old.

I hate that annoying faced f***** but I'll cheer for him if he plays well in Detroit.

Sweeping the Avs? Outside of two players, Colorado's roster is MUCH better than Edmonton's. Edmonton has a Jag at goalie, all of their defense, and their bottom six forwards. They're lucky they made it this far.

Yeah, he's too hung up on this Lemieux thing. Guy had a solid career and contributed to 4 Cup wins. He doesn't need to constantly reminisce about this nonsense like that was his entire career.

Did James Joyce write this?

Zadina is a good Dragonball name. He's not a long-term NHL player though. He'll be playing in Europe in several years.

Drain the swamp!

His wife wasn't impressed enough by the Edmonton Mall.

I still would.

Yeah sure. Maybe have Adam Foote as the powerplay coach while we're at it. Peter Forsberg as strength and conditioning coach.

He's 10 years younger than the President (or former President for that matter).

When can I expect line combos involving him?

They should enjoy their fluke Cup and shut the hell up. Let's hope Leddy contributes to them helping us get a better draft pick. At the rate LGW is dyng, I might ask to be traded to a different forum.

Fleury has been passed around like a joint recently. Can't believe this goof won the Vezina over Vasilevskiy last year. Since then, he's been benched twice in the playoffs and played for several teams.

Fine, we'll move them to Newfoundland.

This may involve some minor changes, but I like it better than the other proposals listed. Howe Division Red Wings Blackhawks Blues Wild Stars Avalanche Predators Jets Gretzky Division Kings Ducks Oilers Flames Canucks Golden Knights Sharks Kraken Lemieux Division Penguins Flyers Rangers Islanders Devils Capitals Whalers (Hurricanes) Blue Jackets Orr Division Bruins Canadiens Sabres Maple Leafs Lightning Senators Nordiques (Coyotes) Halifax (Panthers)

One trophy actually. The Cup in 2008. Riding a cheater goalie to the Finals in 2003 was his only significant trophy before Detroit. It's revisionist history to assume Babcock won countless trophies.

And Mike Keenan as assistant. Maybe bring Harold Snepsts along too.