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  1. 10/15 GDT : Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2 (SO)

  2. Why did Franzen get 10 min game misconduct?

    I'd just like to take this moment to recount an (abridged) tale of my first Red Wings game in person. In the pre-pre-game warmups, the guys were all lined up along the boards and would do the drill where they pass to the guy in the center and he'd shoot it on net. Whatever. No big deal. Anyway, I'm up against the boards watching everything with rapt amazement. At one point, Homer was directly in front of me and chatting with someone to his left (Hudler?). Anyway, out of the corner of my eye I see this massive red bullet come flying into my field of view and full-speed check the BEJESUS out of Homer right into the glass. I mean he LAID into him hard. And that bullet was Franzen.
  3. 10/10 GDT: Coyotes 4 at Red Wings 2

    I wish I could watch
  4. Fedorov lacing up the skates Friday

    Wait....ISN'T he confirmed for the alumni game? I remember reading a bunch of stuff saying he'd be there.
  5. Diving

    Dude. I'm all for imperfect spelling and grammar on the internets, but this one hurt me right in the feels. Yowza. It's spelled ONUS. A letter away from ANUS, which is what I'm being with this post.
  6. LOL what was that fleshy smacking noise when they came back from commercial?? Edzo really excited about this game, perhaps?
  7. Jimmy's not having the best game. He's being really slow to get back into position after coming out to cut off angles. Also, I'd love to mash my fist through Shaw's pube-covered, pimply chin.
  8. God I love when Jimmy makes a glove save then promptly just skates out of his net like a ******* BOSS.
  9. Sharp crosschecks Nyquist in the arm, Ericsson throws Sharp up against the glass. Me gusta.
  10. I logged in just to say I officially hate Edzo. That interference aside of his was the last straw. God what a douchenugget. Watch douchenugget and ****** canoe, only on NBC! Blech.
  11. LGW Contest!

    Do you want my address now or later? Answer's 76.
  12. Antti Niemi voodoo doll?

    BUMPIN Someone make a Rinne one por favor. You know you want to
  13. 12/27 GDT : Blues 2 at Red Wings 3

    FACK. Also, I want to strangle Pierre every time he says Feeeelpoolia.
  14. 12/27 GDT : Blues 2 at Red Wings 3

    Emrick twice refers to Franzen as "Moose." Has not corrected himself yet. EDIT: lol, corrects himself, then makes the Moose (Mussina) and Hedberg references.
  15. 12/8 GDT : Coyotes 2 at Red Wings 5

    That this is Phoenix's third game in four nights, combined with the Wings losing their last two, might have something to do with it. Jus' sayin'.