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  1. Behold the power of Malsby, Penguins megastar!

    In the most frightening split of personalities since Harvey Dent refused his pain medication, it's MALSBY; proving to the world that combining the Wonder Twin powers of Pittsburgh Penguins stars Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin produces ... er, Paul Coffey? Wrap Around Curl had this image, via Jenn from I Mean, We Got Guys ..., and color us baffled. Sure, it's better than a "Maklin" jersey. But why would someone do this? How indecisive do you have to be to combine two players on the same jersey? We're pretty sure there isn't some kid in Edmonton running around in a "Kurretzky" jersey; and if there's a "St. Louvalier" sweater in Tampa, we may begin seriously questioning whether humanity, as a whole, has the prudent judgment to survive another century on this planet. Yet following the revelation of this monstrosity, a rather wonderful thing has happened on Wrap Around Curl: There's an impromptu reader contest in which other combined teammate names have been created. We're willing to forgive MALSBY if its folly begets "BoyLov" (Brian Boyle + Alexander Frolov) and "TootHol" (Jordin Tootoo + Scott Nichol). The Puck Daddy readership must have something to contribute to this new sensation, no? As for MALSBY, part of our trauma comes from the fact that this would be an unstoppable force in the NHL: Crosby with a pure goal-scorer's touch, Malkin with passing sonar; Crosby without the whining, and Malkin with pouty, bee-stung lips. And here it is, courtesy of a hasty transformation on Behold the exquisiteness of MALSBY! (Yikes.),94982 I'm sure that the creative folks here can come up with some pretty funny combos.
  2. Hossa's First Goal

    That would be sweet!
  3. Hossa's First Goal

    I was just looking at Hossa's stats and he has 299 goals. This means his first goal donning the winged wheel will be his 300! Just a random observation. Carry on!
  4. Want to see the Stanley Cup Tuesday night?

    That's my old stomping grounds!! Wish it wasn't so far of a drive, I would stop in and say "hello" to my mother then head over!
  5. Bounty on Bettman

    To hit Bettman with an Octopi would be priceless. I will be at the game in Section 115 on the glass and will be sure to get pictures if it happens. Go Wings!!

    I'll be at Game 5 tonight! This will be my first SCF game that I have had the oppurtunity to attend! Anyone looking to carpool from the Canton area?