The best ever lines in hockey: 1) "I can't believe I shook his freakin hand." Dino. 2) "I can't hear a thing Roenick is saying because of the two Stanley Cup rings stuck in my ears." Roy. 3) "The next thing I remembered was the smelling salts." Some rookie who called Gordie Howe an Old Man in Gordie's last season. 4) "I think it was a tire iron!" A Hanson Brother. 5) Oh, yeah. The Production Line wasn't bad either.