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Why bang your own head when you could get Neal to do it for you?

So today via Twitter The Penguins asked fans to submit questions for James Neal.
Hilarity ensues...
Some examples...
Flyers Nation ‏@FlyersNation 3h
James, do you get the biggest thrill out of kneeing someone in the head or cross checking them in the head? #AskNeal
John Forsyth ‏@blackbear93 1h
#askneal if you could go back in time and end the career of any player in NHL history who would you choose?
Steph ‏@myregularface 1h
Is it more rewarding to score a goal or concuss another human? #AskNeal
Greg ‏@GDubs10 2h
. @penguins Hey James, long time fan first time tweeter. What's your favorite hockey play? The Flying V or the Flying Elbow? #askneal
Jeff Mehmel ‏@ThaBKeeper 2h
Have you ever cross checked or kneed your grandma in the head? Stupid question. Of course you have, you're James Neal #askneal @penguins
Steph ‏@myregularface 2h
If you could have any super power, how would you use it to hit opponents in the head? #askneal
Mike From Attleboro ‏@MikeFromATown 2h
How does one go about playing as dirty as you do while fighting less than the Swiss? #AskNeal
Steph ‏@myregularface 2h
If Crosby wasn't your teammate, would you try to knee him in the head or use a different body part to contact his head? #askneal

Moore better settle, he won't win, he's asking way too much money. I think he has Damien Brunners agent as a lawyer.

Red Wings players available include: Datsyuk, Zetterberg, Kronwall, Abdelkader, Dekeyser, Franzen, Alfredsson, Ericsson.... and Luke Glendening?

The Euro_Twins one looks tipsy.

The Johan Franzen one looks lazy.

Scumbag Datsyuk

Scumbag Datsyuk

Scumbag Datsyuk

Scumbag Datsyuk

I agree that they should have told him he was cut instead of letting him find out through TV, but nothing entitles him to be on this team. Maybe if he worked harder he would be on the team right now. There's no one to blame but himself.

Nah man, we're way too busy letting Cleary collect a paycheck to do nothing.

Let's all remember that Sammy was scratched tonight...
...and Jurco's getting called up...
..which means Sammy is likely still scratched...
...perhaps we're seeing Holland/Babs make a little bit of sense here!

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It should be treated like a regular fight, if both parties are willing participants and it is a good clean fight, 5 minute major, and it's over. If it is like what emery or others have done, it should be an automatic suspension, minumum 5 games. Holtby did nothing to deserve what he got, and emery is a thug who has no real hockey skills

I would have rather seen ouellet up over almquist... ouellet has a better defensive game.

Poor family.
And i seriously dislike these "psychics."
Nothing like profiting off the pain of the mourning.

Why are people getting so upset about this? I think it's hilarious. I've never seen someone try that shot before.

Why are people getting so upset about this? I think it's hilarious. I've never seen someone try that shot before.