BigWillieStyle

Whelp, one of Zegras, Byram, or Cozens will be available at 6.  I'm totally fine with it. 

Breaking News. Hughes sign KHL contract. More info later....

It's taking place in Dallas...Dealey Plaza...Grassy knoll...CONSPIRACY!!!

Taylor Hall drafted 1st overall by Edmonton
The Oilers selects 1st overall 3 of the next 5 years
Hall is traded to New Jersey
New Jersey selects 1st overall 2 of the next 3 years
 

Breaking News. Hughes sign KHL contract. More info later....

Breaking News. Hughes sign KHL contract. More info later....

An 18 year old Voynov would've just hit that. 

An 18 year old Voynov would've just hit that. 

Breaking News. Hughes sign KHL contract. More info later....

Breaking News. Hughes sign KHL contract. More info later....

I started to question Hughes level of testosterone while watching him get interrogated by the cute blond...

I hope Kakko, Hughes, and that Russian guy turn into JaMarcus Russell, Greg Oden, and Len Bias.

Draft was rigged for the big American cities.  The 1985 NBA draft was more legitimate than this.  

s***s rigged 100%

Had had a few choice words with a ref that he should have said in Greek.
Looking back at the the play that I'm assuming he was complaining about, he took a pretty good butt-end in the gut, right in front of the ref.

Are we allowed to dip into Little Ceasars players? 

LET'S GO!
I like how we've used, like, 30 emergency call-ups and people are still mad at the Wings for not tanking hard enough. Holland and Blashill have been trying their hardest to crash this plane into the ocean but the MLB simply refused to play ball.
Exactly. That's the nightmare scenario. The most devastating karmic gut punch the hockey gods have in their arsenal.

A whole 1%
You should gamble

I'll be in my usual seat on Saturday. Ok,... I may actually leave The Players Club for a few minutes to watch the game from the arena, and to give the team a round of applause after the game. 
 
We may have sucked this season, but it was pretty entertaining to watch them suck. This year has been better than the last 2, no matter what our record says.

Do we honestly have enough people to replace them? Or should we go old school, and just roster 15 players?

i got you dragon ballz right here buddy

I learned many years ago to never attend the last game of the season if the Wings are in the playoffs, 'cause who the frk cares and none of the veterans play and the game is awful  If the Wings are not in the playoffs, who the frk cares and half the team mails it in, and it's awful.  Do not go to the last game of the season.
It is the last game of the season.  I will be watching.  LGRW!!

Thoughts:
Larkin took a puck to the ankle and was clearly in a lot of pain. Should probably hold him out of Saturday's game, just to be safe. Can't be too careful with ankles. Bertuzzi took a high-stick to the face and he was bleeding. Should probably hold him out of Saturday's game, just to be safe. Can't be too careful with head trauma. Athanasiou took a selfish penalty that cost us. Blashill needs to healthy-scratch him on Saturday to make sure he understands that such selfishness will not be tolerated. Jimmy had a couple nice saves but he was clearly not quite right tonight. I think he's exhausted. Should probably start Fulcher on Saturday.

I am incredibly proud of these Wings, win or lose.  I wanted them to win so Pens would be sad and feel terrible.  I also like winning.  One more game and then six months without Wings hockey.  I can barely acknowledge this fact.