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Cheese guys, can we stop with all the cow puns?
It's dairy annoying.

Cheese guys, can we stop with all the cow puns?
It's dairy annoying.

Cheese guys, can we stop with all the cow puns?
It's dairy annoying.

If Chuck plays Kris, it will take some serious special effects to have the boards damage his face rather than the reverse.

***this just in***
Former Red Wing Kirk Maltby has just shot down a corporate jet over Lake Michigan registered out of the greater Pittsburg area with a Russian military-spec shoulder fired rocket launcher. Ecklund reports that he's not sure what surprises him more; the incident or the fact that Maltby actually hit his target.

Maybe we just had the plane circle his house at low altitude for an hour or so to make sure he's crystal clear on our desire to sign him.

dear god please end my blue balls and just make this happen. no more "just the tip" and lets get this love affair underway or its over.

From a reliable source...Parise says he needs 2 months to think about the offers and then talk it over with his fiance. Suter needs more time to see what Zach is doing and then talk it over with his family. Then the Parise family and the Suter family may need all September to decide where the best place to live is. Right now Parise is awaiting word on what his dog wants him to do. Suter has a horse named Trotzie who is his also his best friend. Babs is currently in Minny as we speak negotiating with Trotzie to bring Suter to Detroit. This has been very tough on both Parise and Suter. This could drag on until October even and possibly even December. I am told by various sources of both the Suter's and the Parise's that it is so much more than the money in deciding where these 2 sign. Which teams can offer the best dressing room facilities? Which cities have the best restaurants? Mostly importantly though, and everything may hinge on this 1 criteria...which team's arena has the best free internet WIFI? I am told that THIS may be the key to getting both players. More to come...

Right. On the day rumored to be the day Parise (and thus maybe Suter) make up their minds, he just happens to be going home. Right when potential signees might want to meet with the coach he's headed out to the middle of nowhere, going AWOL. Something doesn't smell right with that story.
EDIT: He may very well be going home but I find it very hard to believe he's not making a pit stop first.

I can see Babs hiding behind a trash can in the airport and following Parise into the bathroom....locking him in a stall until he makes up his mind.

Red already looks good on one of them and mustard yellow doesn't on another.

You know Holland, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber you go and sign Tootoo....AND COMPLETELY REDEEM YOURSELF

Beast mode 6 games throughout the season sounds about right

Did it cross your mind that Holland might be working towards a trade?
Because that's a possibility too.

Well that just convinced me Detroit pulled out any offer they had for Nash and now have no interest what so ever.

Can we trade Babcock for Ovechkin?

1. Detroit's prospect pool > Minnesota's prospect pool
2. None of Minnesota's prospects will be the caliber of Datsyuk, Zetterberg, or Lidstrom
3. 4 straight years of not making the playoffs

I brought this up because people were saying a pairing of Schultz and Smith would be like Weber and Suter in 3 years... Which is ridiculous.. Last year Ericsson was more poised with the puck than Stuart and Kronwall and Ericsson has taken strides forward each year... If You people are expecting Smith to step in and play better than ericsson then you're ******* high. Ericsson is by far our most undervalued player on this team...

Glad to see him gone. Last year he stunk up the whole blue line most likely to be traded. He got his wish going to the fkn Guppies, dont let the door hit you on the way out Brad.

Damn, I thought we had Doug Murray.

Get rid of the goal horn, it's too boring. We need something deep that annoys opposing fans like the hawks predators stars and ducks. Get rid of Karen Newman, she has always sounded awful and isn't Attractive as she thinks she is by the way she dresses. The "new" pa announcer who handles most of the announcements must go too, his voice tone is too high pitched for the job.
And for the love of god. Hey Hey Hockeytown needs to be either refreshed or retired. It makes me wanna sit down instead of cheer and be loud.

First round exits.

It sounds nice but nowhere near as great as the Minnesota Wild prospects. That team should win the next 10 Stanley Cups with all the great young talent they have in their system. They will be even better once Suter and Parise sign there.

This thread shouldn’t have made it to 4 pages. Zetterberg will be captain, and no one else is really even close.

Genius. It's like a hockey version of Game of Thrones. Except with a lot less killing and adultery.