Wingleton

Fifteen tacos this month.

Just had a coffee tasting at home. Nothing...

Now that my gps works, I guess foursquare isn't that annoying.

Found my watch I lost in the move! Wife didn't throw it away!

My fruit ninja finger!http://twitpic.com/2w96pm

Salsa is like a great charity. The veggies get together for the common good of my taste buds. They do such amazing work.

I've had the same kind of socks for over ten years... just ordered two more packs, yeah!

Going back to England now.

I just snapped a pic at Monakopolis. #SCVNGR http://scvn.gr/aVZBdP (Kitchen Monak is almost ready for company!)

I just snapped a pic at Monakopolis. #SCVNGR http://scvn.gr/aPQ9SR (Paw.)

Pretty sure I just watched someone sell a puppy out of the back of their truck.

Welcome home netflix!

Watching @luxdana look at this instead of study.

Still hiring painters... Also there's something manly about throwing your shoe at a giant bug.

Now hiring painters for Monakopolis.

I drink unnatural amounts of water.

Rolling with the rap cat...

Darn you epiglotis!

I just want my contact in my phone. Is that too much to ask for?

Not sure if I like my new phone or my new house more! I have both right now! And @BrandonBlott!

Can't I smell my wife in public without creeping her out?

I don't want to followe @ladygaga twitter. Get out of my face!