BottleOfSmoke

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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from e_prime in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
    In the spirit of full disclosure, I’ve never set foot on hfboards THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 
    So if there’s someone Bettying it up over there they’re a GD IMPOSTER.  
    I just took a Hockey Break (tm). 
    Detroit Red Wings, unlike Zetterberg, I CAN’T QUIT YOU. 
    Rest easy, my dude—I’m still kickin’. 
    I think?
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to amato in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
    *condolence butt pats*  
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from e_prime in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
    In the spirit of full disclosure, I’ve never set foot on hfboards THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 
    So if there’s someone Bettying it up over there they’re a GD IMPOSTER.  
    I just took a Hockey Break (tm). 
    Detroit Red Wings, unlike Zetterberg, I CAN’T QUIT YOU. 
    Rest easy, my dude—I’m still kickin’. 
    I think?
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. 
    The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. 
    But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs. 
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to NerveDamage in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
    Thanks for al the Meme-ories Captain. The Beard will be remembered

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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to ChristopherReevesLegs in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    Spotted steve on his way back to detroit  
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to kickazz in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    But then I wonder... What's to stop Chris Chelios from coming back and becoming Co-GM?
    @BottleOfSmoke @marcaractac
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. 
    The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. 
    But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs. 
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. 
    The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. 
    But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs. 
  14. Like
    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. 
    The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. 
    But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs. 
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. 
    The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. 
    But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs. 
  16. Like
    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. 
    The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. 
    But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs. 
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. 
    The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. 
    But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs. 
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. 
    The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. 
    But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs. 
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to kylee in 2019 NHL Winter Classic   
    Thanks. I was hoping for more outdoor Blackhawks games 
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from puckloo39 in 1/14 GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 12:30 PM EST (NBC)   
    Doing a butt pat driveby for beating the ******* s***hawks because f*** them
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from puckloo39 in 1/14 GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 12:30 PM EST (NBC)   
    Doing a butt pat driveby for beating the ******* s***hawks because f*** them
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from roboturner in Is anything safe anymore? Our beloved tradition *Mod warning post #94*   
    Let's be clear--PETA is not an animal rights group, they are an "outrage" factory. When they lower the kill ratio in their shelters and stop kidnapping people's pets, then they can talk to me about animal welfare. In the meantime, they can just focus on throwing paint on fur coats and protesting irrelevant hockey traditions, and I'll go back to f*****g ignoring them. 
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from Dabura in 11/15 GDT - DRAGON BALL Z EDITION Flames @ Red Wings - 7:30 PM EST   
    Well, damn. 
    8 butt pats for all!
    or is that OVER 9000?
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from Dabura in 11/15 GDT - DRAGON BALL Z EDITION Flames @ Red Wings - 7:30 PM EST   
    Well, damn. 
    8 butt pats for all!
    or is that OVER 9000?
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from Dabura in 11/15 GDT - DRAGON BALL Z EDITION Flames @ Red Wings - 7:30 PM EST   
    Well, damn. 
    8 butt pats for all!
    or is that OVER 9000?