BottleOfSmoke

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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from F.Michael in 7/23 GDT - 2021 Entry Draft   
    Can we just acknowledge how impressive it is that I remembered my login? I hope everyone is eating enough protein, getting enough sleep, paying their bills and worshiping our lord and savior Steve Yzerzeus. *kiss kiss*
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from F.Michael in 7/23 GDT - 2021 Entry Draft   
    Can we just acknowledge how impressive it is that I remembered my login? I hope everyone is eating enough protein, getting enough sleep, paying their bills and worshiping our lord and savior Steve Yzerzeus. *kiss kiss*
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to Scott R Lucidi in 7/23 GDT - 2021 Entry Draft   
    Hey BoS!
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to Dabura in 7/23 GDT - 2021 Entry Draft   
    BoSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from Rick D in 7/23 GDT - 2021 Entry Draft   
    How we doin’ here boys and ghouls?? We kickin’ tires? 
     
    Someone post the Hudler bathtub pic-BoS OUT. LGW!
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from Rick D in 7/23 GDT - 2021 Entry Draft   
    How we doin’ here boys and ghouls?? We kickin’ tires? 
     
    Someone post the Hudler bathtub pic-BoS OUT. LGW!
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to 55fan in My wife is threatening me with divorce.   
    You're at the end of your career, Abby.  Write books and raise your child.  You had a good run.
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from F.Michael in Hall of Fame Boards   
    Reporting in for my sweet, sweet protein facial
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from F.Michael in Hall of Fame Boards   
    Reporting in for my sweet, sweet protein facial
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to F.Michael in Hall of Fame Boards   
    That GDT ‘Inglorious Babcocks’ still makes me giggle.
    For such a crude remark I should send you a bottle of 16 yr Lagavulin 
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from F.Michael in Hall of Fame Boards   
    Reporting in for my sweet, sweet protein facial
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to NerveDamage in Hall of Fame Boards   
    @BottleOfSmoke

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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to F.Michael in Hall of Fame Boards   
    We all need to give Bottle of Smoke a 'bukkake' party when she returns...
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from wingsgirl001 in Report: Detroit to name Steve Yzerman as GM   
    Just popping out of lurkdom to bask in this glorious day when our lord Stevesus Yzermanchrist hath descended from the heavens and blessed us with the glory of his presence amen hallelujah kick the tires and light the fires GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY LGW!
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from wingsgirl001 in Report: Detroit to name Steve Yzerman as GM   
    Just popping out of lurkdom to bask in this glorious day when our lord Stevesus Yzermanchrist hath descended from the heavens and blessed us with the glory of his presence amen hallelujah kick the tires and light the fires GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY LGW!
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from wingsgirl001 in Report: Detroit to name Steve Yzerman as GM   
    Just popping out of lurkdom to bask in this glorious day when our lord Stevesus Yzermanchrist hath descended from the heavens and blessed us with the glory of his presence amen hallelujah kick the tires and light the fires GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY LGW!
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from wingsgirl001 in Report: Detroit to name Steve Yzerman as GM   
    Just popping out of lurkdom to bask in this glorious day when our lord Stevesus Yzermanchrist hath descended from the heavens and blessed us with the glory of his presence amen hallelujah kick the tires and light the fires GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY LGW!
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from e_prime in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
    In the spirit of full disclosure, I’ve never set foot on hfboards THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 
    So if there’s someone Bettying it up over there they’re a GD IMPOSTER.  
    I just took a Hockey Break (tm). 
    Detroit Red Wings, unlike Zetterberg, I CAN’T QUIT YOU. 
    Rest easy, my dude—I’m still kickin’. 
    I think?
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to amato in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
    *condolence butt pats*  
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from e_prime in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired   
    In the spirit of full disclosure, I’ve never set foot on hfboards THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 
    So if there’s someone Bettying it up over there they’re a GD IMPOSTER.  
    I just took a Hockey Break (tm). 
    Detroit Red Wings, unlike Zetterberg, I CAN’T QUIT YOU. 
    Rest easy, my dude—I’m still kickin’. 
    I think?
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from derblaueClaus in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role".   
    If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. 
    The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. 
    But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs. 
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired