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BottleOfSmoke reacted to NerveDamage in Henrik Zetterberg has Retired September 14, 2018

Thanks for al the Meme-ories Captain. The Beard will be remembered

BottleOfSmoke reacted to ChristopherReevesLegs in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role". September 14, 2018

Spotted steve on his way back to detroit

BottleOfSmoke reacted to kickazz in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role". September 14, 2018

But then I wonder... What's to stop Chris Chelios from coming back and becoming Co-GM?
@BottleOfSmoke @marcaractac

BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role". September 11, 2018

If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis.
The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being.
But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs.

BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role". September 11, 2018

If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis.
The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being.
But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs.

BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role". September 11, 2018

If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis.
The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being.
But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs.

BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role". September 11, 2018

If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis.
The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being.
But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs.

BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role". September 11, 2018

If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis.
The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being.
But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs.

BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role". September 11, 2018

If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis.
The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being.
But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs.

BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from The 91 of Ryans in Steve Yzerman to step down as GM for TBL. Will serve in "Advisory Role". September 11, 2018

If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis.
The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being.
But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs.

BottleOfSmoke reacted to kylee in 2019 NHL Winter Classic September 11, 2018

Thanks. I was hoping for more outdoor Blackhawks games

BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from puckloo39 in 1/14 GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 12:30 PM EST (NBC) January 15, 2018

Doing a butt pat driveby for beating the ******* s***hawks because f*** them

BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from puckloo39 in 1/14 GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 12:30 PM EST (NBC) January 15, 2018

Doing a butt pat driveby for beating the ******* s***hawks because f*** them

BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from roboturner in Is anything safe anymore? Our beloved tradition *Mod warning post #94* December 14, 2017

Let's be clear--PETA is not an animal rights group, they are an "outrage" factory. When they lower the kill ratio in their shelters and stop kidnapping people's pets, then they can talk to me about animal welfare. In the meantime, they can just focus on throwing paint on fur coats and protesting irrelevant hockey traditions, and I'll go back to f*****g ignoring them.