1. Crosby and Malkin get injured and the Pens miss the playoffs
2. Sedins get hit too much and become even more afraid of the corners and both finish with 42 points
3. Columbus makes it to the playoffs and lose in the WCF
4. I'll second the motion of Stamkos scoring 60 goals, but I'll cheer for 93
5. Howard gets screwed out of the Vezina in favor of Quick, despite better numbers
6. Datsyuk finally tops 100 points playing with Z and Abs all year
7. Abdelkader gets exactly 50 points on the top line this year.
8. Smith redeems himself and becomes servicable
9. Sproul and Ouellet own the AHL's ass
10. Torres and Cooke fight to the death and both lose. No one cares.