RedWang

I think its hilarious that our forwards consist of:
6 callups, a trade, a defenseman, and 4 regulars.
God help us all.

The only positive thing youve ever uttered.
Wut.

The only positive thing youve ever uttered.
Wut.

No problem. It's why they pay me the big bucks.
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Can't remember if it was Roberts or not, but it probably was. He's known for his conditioning program.
Hire him as a trainer or some sort of fitness adviser, why not. Or even put him on the coaching staff. Can't be any worse than what we've had this season.

They need to find the guy (dont recall his name, Gary Roberts maybe?) that got Stamkos up like 30lbs in an offseason. And send em to workout with him. Return next season in beast mode. 6-2 210lbs with speed and skill. Oooooh killem.

Haha its okay mate! Its just the internetz!

i like this guy.

Then that's definitely a step backwards for the Wings blueline.

I admire the enthusiasm. But i'll make way for someone else to dismantle everything about this.

So we need better forwards, better defensemane and a better goalie? It's a bold plan, you'll make a lot of enemies, but I think it just might work.

Haha its okay mate! Its just the internetz!

Jurco actually hits a lot. I think he's great on the boards.

They can't hear you... they've all taken an early vacation...

I think its hilarious that our forwards consist of:
6 callups, a trade, a defenseman, and 4 regulars.
God help us all.

Babs.

Best post of the day. Easily.

Babs.

smith is indeed practicing as a LW per Khan. Does anyone else have a weirdly good feeling about this?

Good lord this lineup is laughable. Who would've thought at the beginning of the season we could be playing a 3rd and 4th line of
Pulk-Glendening-Miller
Smith-Emmerton-Ferraro
That is... atrocious. I would like to see Smith play wing tonight. Just for fun, because really how much worse can it get? Maybe Mantha's team will crap the bed in the playoffs and we can get him in for a few games of experience before the season is over.
Ferraro will be the 7th Griffin to make his NHL debut this season according to the Wings website.

That's what I like about this kid. He's not straightforward, cookie-cutter. He surprises you.
I mean, what a statement. Tiny Euro sniper call-up steps onto our Big Men's League Roster and dishes one of the best hits we've put on all season. He looks like Kronwall there!

Pulkinnens good.
We need a shoot first pass never kindof player.
Completely serious.

Well it was deke, hopefully just stitches

Just friggin' put Pulkkinen in the lineup already. Babs is always complaining that the kids line doesn't shoot enough. And, hey, remember when Pulkkinen got suspended for running that Blackhawk from behind? He can score and be our enforcer. Like Shanahan. Same exact thing.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the softest team of all?