Jonas Mahonas

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  1. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    The Glover bout to glove
  2. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    nicw ***** call. what a joke
  3. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    Yes!!! Joe looks good so far this season. Its fast
  4. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    Glover!
  5. Jonas Mahonas

    Rumors Thread

    99
  6. Jonas Mahonas

    GDT: Red Wings @ Blue Jackets 7:00pm

    The Axe ruled. Maker of the best thread the board has seen.
  7. Jonas Mahonas

    Rumors Thread

    He had more points with one leg than everyone else not named Larkin.
  8. Jonas Mahonas

    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Terence Trent DArbys
  9. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    The Glover, you mean?
  10. Jonas Mahonas

    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Bert is decent.
  11. Jonas Mahonas

    Rumors Thread

    Lightning fans will be upset we're using their LTIR strategy, as well
  12. Jonas Mahonas

    Rumors Thread

    This makes me like Fabbri. If he's willing to go on LTIR so we can "manage" our cap situation, then f*** yah. See ya in May for the playoffs, Robby.
  13. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    I honestly think that might be enough. Im definitely NOT looking for him to win a fight or even punch anybody hard. I just want him to learn that GLOVING is not a thing. It's the MOST ESTROGEN FILLED, NON ATHLETIC, NON SPORTING, BIG HAIRY P U S S Y thing I've ever seen in hockey the way The Glover does it. It makes Claude Lemieux's turtling look tough. It has got to be stopped, Colin. Other teams and other fans are going to catch on and laugh at this nonsense if it keeps up.
  14. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    You can find Youtube videos of all of these pacifists with their gloves off. The Glover has yet to remove his. He's 6'3", 210 lbs mind you.
  15. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    I accepted him as a bottom 6 cebter from day 1, so he never went in my doghouse. People that are insisting he become a 2C are probably still whip ready.
  16. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    Yah, and at his VERY BEST, does he bring any more to the table than Soderblom or Berggren? He's my next whipping boy after the Scab 5 (Chiarot, Petry, Ghost, Holl, Maatta).
  17. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    Yah, That makes sense. We'll have The Glover do 5 minutes of gloving a game. Then we'll send out Kostin to get in Malkin's face and say "You think you can just glove the Glover all game and get away with it?" LAME. Why not just have The Glover learn how to handle himself like a MAN? Like every other hockey player in the history of hockey has learned how to handle himself like a MAN? Gretzky, Lemieux, Larionov, Datsyuk, etc. Gloving someone is meant as a show of disrespect to another player. It's a quick gesture that you do when you want to say "Smell my a s s." It's not meant as a method of self defense. The Glover needs to get this straightened out fast, or he's going to be a laughing stock around the league instead of an intimidating presence. The wheels are in motion already, so I hope Yzerman and Lalonde are paying attention. The Wings are going to get RUN a lot if they continue to win and not wet the beak of the other team a little bit towards the end with a fight or two. That's basic hockey code. Since the game started. One of the cool nuances of hockey. The Glover is breaking the code right now. That's not good.
  18. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    Exactly. Everybody hates Marchand because of his slew footing and cheap shots, but he did that to set the tone - I f u c k with people. People dont f u c k with me. The Glover needs to do the same thing. Fight a few times against the teams that fight. Dont have to win. Just gotta engage. Then the respect is earned and you get left alone. The Glover doing his gloving thing is just going to lead to our other guys getting run and our goalie getting snowed repeatedly. Going back to your Pronger example, can u remember one fight particularly where he destroyed someone and sho it was? nope. He wasnt Joey Kocur. But you sure as hell can remember he wasnt gloving everybody all the time. He'd drop the mitts when it was time. So good call on the boxing school. I'd add mma to that too. I really dont want The Glover breaking his hands. I want him just to ENGAGE, swing a few times, then wrestle to the ice. The Xman vs. Reaves fight the other night was a good example of the kind of fights I want The Glover in. The Glover doesnt fight, Walman separates his shoulder and is out 5 months. We go 500 for the next 60 games. Solid plan, Colin.
  19. Jonas Mahonas

    GDT: Red Wings @ Blue Jackets 7:00pm

    yah, ive only seen him a few times. My opinion is 99% made up of Bedard's comments.
  20. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    where?
  21. Jonas Mahonas

    GDT: Red Wings @ Blue Jackets 7:00pm

    willis
  22. Jonas Mahonas

    New New Prospects Thread

    willis
  23. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    The Glover is #53. If you hit his mom at Thanksgiving, he will run to the garage to get a pair of hockey golves to put on so he can glove you.
  24. Jonas Mahonas

    Rumors Thread

    Are you even 1% serious? Kane has 1200+ career points at 34 years old. He's night and day better than Berggren offensively indefinitely. Is he going to be a better fit on the wings tjan Berggren if his surgery didnt help? Probably. Kane is 34, not 44. He's got an ability level far beyond Berggren's. He's Luke Skywalker compared to Berggren being Watto.
  25. Jonas Mahonas

    10/21 Wings - Sens

    depends. if they emasculate The Glover again, we have to. If we just lose the game, then we can just be mad for a night.