HOCKEY MATTERS

I remember when the defense could clear the puck.

How about a theme....girls drinking beer?

Sad that we are so low on the post count.

I rigged up the catwalk above the arena.....right after the National Anthem, 2 billion of these are going to rain down.... Adding another......

I put this in their jock straps. I called all of their mothers and told them I was interviewing for ESPN, and asked the moms how they felt about the Sharks losing to the Wings again. the Sharks phones are still ringing....

I stuffed earbuds through the holes in Niemis' helmet (yes, he sleeps in full gear) played "Funk 49" all night. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7JBTLnyJ2g&feature=player_detailpage

I snuck in the Hotel and shaved off all the Sharks' beards.

Awesome post. Accurate imho. I hope it goes to 7 games with that coin-toss outcome. Both teams (and their respective fans) deserve that. Note: the Sharks are going to be in shock beginning with tonite's 4 - 1 Wings win, and it will only get more tense for them leading up to game 7. I will be very disappointed if there are no octopus flying tonite. I will be at work, but the DVR will be waiting to show me a Wings victory when I get home.

Have to work tonite. DVR is set to record. I hope the Wings play like they want it.

Very disappointing series by the Wings. I expected much more from them. It's not completely impossible for them to come back from a 3-0 deficit, but I too, am wondering if they have enough fire burning in their guts to overcome themselves. The Sharks aren't really playing much better than they are. It's their own fault. I blame Canada.

Officiating = garbage. What disturbs me more is ho the Wings are floating around and not busting their butts. Can't win unless you play.

Dear Red Wings: Pull your butts out of your heads and play hockey, please.

Hell yes, wear it! A true fan would. I heard the term "fan" is derived from the word "fanatic". A real Wings "fanatic" wouldn't hesitate to display the Winged Wheel. Cheer for Stevie Y and his bolts. Any seafood places on the way..........?

This. I think both teams are equally as good, but only one seems to be playing balls-out playoff hockey. Hope that changes tonite.

The Wings are back to what they did most of the season. They aren't playing the boards in either end. They just kind of hover around (very pylon-like) hoping to intercept a pass or block a shot. The opposition gets way too many shots on goal, and since the Wings can't control the puck in their own end, they can't clear it. When they do attempt to clear it, it's a weak-assed pass that usually ends up with yet another shot on J-Ho. Getting into the Ozone is a problem, too. All this means, imho, is that our boys are playing lazy and they suck. If they don't pull their heads out of their collective butts, they will be swinging clubs. I should note that the Wings most certainly can turn this around. If not, Jack is going to tell them that they "smell".

A little backward today.....

How about some ugly double posts?

Musically distracted. Apologies. Back to posting... In case some need instructions on how to properly post....

Dolly..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plvBR02wDs&feature=player_detailpage

White Stripes covering an old Dolly Parton tune.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGdktWXWKms&feature=player_detailpage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0GsNhLt9Ds&feature=player_detailpage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEXZ2hfD3bU&feature=player_detailpage