UWO_Winger

Did Lang make the team this year?

Actually.. all you're saying is.. umm.. nothing!! Kunitz wasn't slashed.. Maltby.. ahhhh.. nevermind. Not worth the time.

Exaclty.. pretending to forget how the system works makes him look pretty assinine. It's really quite the act.. be a man, be a captain.

He's either incredibly retarded or he's being a two year old suck. Any sane person knows that the refs made an error in judgement last night (wrong player penalized). What the hell does that have to do with the suspension? NOTHING.

How can anyone take this logic seriously? Are you familiar with incidental plays vs. intent to injure plays? Nobody here was calling for Conroy's head when he almost "popped Homer's eye out". What a joke.

Poke Corey Perry on Facebook. I read an SI article about college athletes getting poked by thousands of opposing fans just to annoy them. Perry is easy to find on FB, and it is really him.

Poke Corey Perry on Facebook. I read an SI article about college athletes getting poked by thousands of opposing fans just to annoy them. Perry is easy to find on FB, and it is really him.

How retarded is Getzlaf? Punk.. Ducks had ALL the momentum. Nice penalty kid.

Get ready for some more "sensational" body blocks by Giguere. Outstanding placement of the chest protector.

Giguere is not a goalie.

Giguere is not a goalie.

Giguere is not a goalie.

Giguere is a fat pig. Nice save fatty.

Same font we used on our wedding invitations.. my wife is now a huge fan of this wallpaper!

Wait.. Melrose is a Putz for being on objective reporter who favours the Ducks over the Wings? Or he's a Putz for getting his first 2 round predictions wrong? Or he's a Putz for not viewing the league as Wing-centric? I'm confused..

Huge Paralyzed Snow Angel of Defeat!!!!

Wow.. how nice is it to see the Sharks making the mistakes that give us all heartburn? Soft lob up the middle on a clearing attempt.. my wife now knows to expect some rage when the Wings do that. Do we have a playoff song for this year yet? What about a song that incorporates all of our favourite slogans? - Lang is Lazy and He Sucks - Paralyzed Snow Angel of Defeat - What Does Sammy Bring to the Table? - etc..

Hard to believe.. but Lidstrom has been a huge problem in games 2 and 3. Way too many turnovers. Too many soft clearing attempts. Don't get me wrong.. he still makes world class plays, but as long as he keeps sending lobs up the middle, the Sharks will continue to dominate the zone.

Hard to believe.. but Lidstrom has been a huge problem in games 3 and 4. Way too many turnovers. Too many soft clearing attempts. Don't get me wrong.. he still makes world class plays, but as long as he keeps sending lobs up the middle, the Sharks will continue to dominate the zone.

Sharks 15 - Wings 0 Hasek is an ass clown. The Sharks average 6'2" 225. Ergo, this game is over before it starts.

Are you Pierre McGuire? Do you make love to Dion Phaneuf?

No photoshop required.. Thornton is carrying a purse.

Cheechoo is lazy and he sucks. Guerin is lazy and he sucks. You are witty.. hip boots.. I get it.. becuase the contradictions are like some sort of matter that is actually piling up, thus boots are required to keep your feet clean. Thornton punches cops. You had a better first round.. we had a better first round.. your division was weak.. our division was weak.. Hasek is old.. Hasek is awesome.. Calgary sucks.. Calgary is awesome.. Nashville sucks.. Nashville is awesome.. San Jose fans don't even know what icing is.. Detroit can't sell out for the playoffs.. I'm so confused.. how do we figure out who the better team is? Some sort of tie breaker is required. Any ideas?

This game is borderline unwatchable. Honestly.. these teams just suck.