AtlantaHotWings

The rope a dope is working 

Ok,
That's enough for me.  Goodnight, guys.  I don't hate this team.  I really dislike the GM, Coach, Chiarot, and Petry right now.  It's on Yzerman, though.  The other 3 are pawns.  Yzerman is the guy that needed/needs to make things happen to improve our team.  The TDL was a complete MISFIRE.  He might have set this team back 2 years with his crappy decision making.  That's not a fun thing for a fan to endure.

Scott breathe don't need you to have an aneurysm over those 2 knuckleheads

WOOH! ANOTHER SHOT OF WHISKEY 

"Justin, what's the key to the 2nd period?"
Trevor, coach needs to play me more.  This team has been in the TANK ever since they benched me for that stretch of 30 games.  What a stupid decision that was, right?
"I dunno, Justin.  There have been ups and downs, I guess."
Nope, pretty much just downs, Trevor.  I mean, Petry over me?  Who's the genius that came up with that one?"
"Yzerman and Lalonde play who they think is going to give the Wings the best....."
Shut up.  Just shut it, Trevor.  More me, less Uncle Jeff.  Simple.

Wings win 3-1 f your negativity !!!
 my Red colored glasses aren't broke yet !!!!
beetches

The Red Wings Suck Ass
My Hate of Yzerplan Grows
Ben Chiarot Stinks Bad

https://heavy.com/sports/nhl/detroit-red-wings/likely-eliminated-from-the-playoffs-steve-yzerman-has-much-to-answer-for/
Can't dispute this too much standing pat was sooo weird 

Our next 4 opponents be like...

What do you mean? We signed native Michigander Andrew Copp that offseason. Great signing. Hes only 2 years older $625k more expensive and produces half as much. Why would we want former 3rd overall pick, 6'3" RHC Dylan Strome?

Well - if they didn't play half this season like window licking regards - I'd be a poop-ton more enthusiastic.

Once Ken said oh the Wings are XX percent OT winner I figured we would lose 

Win and the tunnel to playoffs gets a tick brighter and maybe still achievable.
Lose and the tunnel to playoffs got longer and darker 
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nhl/red-wings/2024/03/26/alex-lyon-embracing-detroit-red-wings-race-for-playoff-berth/73094631007/
from this article something to make Scott potentially smile 
"Defenseman Jeff Petry is questionable, as he's dealing with the bug that's been going around the locker room, and head coach Derek Lalonde wasn't sure if fellow blueliner Jake Walman will be ready after missing three games with a lower-body injury." If only Petry would kiss Big Ben and get him sick......

Do a push to a game 7 in the 1st round Iltch makes $$ off 3 home games caused dumb arses like me will pay to go
More Petry and Chiarot jerseys sold cause everyone needs a car wash towel....
Win Win Win

Win and the tunnel to playoffs gets a tick brighter and maybe still achievable.
Lose and the tunnel to playoffs got longer and darker 
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nhl/red-wings/2024/03/26/alex-lyon-embracing-detroit-red-wings-race-for-playoff-berth/73094631007/
from this article something to make Scott potentially smile 
"Defenseman Jeff Petry is questionable, as he's dealing with the bug that's been going around the locker room, and head coach Derek Lalonde wasn't sure if fellow blueliner Jake Walman will be ready after missing three games with a lower-body injury." If only Petry would kiss Big Ben and get him sick......

He was swinging and looked good for his FIRST fight if I heard Ken correctly 

Cause his dad played for the Tigers ?

Just told wife they make playoffs I am going with or without ya...
figure Kip will join me ..lol

I think Ozzie should go down and rumble with Roy...lol

And well worth it...lol

I think Ozzie should go down and rumble with Roy...lol

Netminder out with 5 minutes.  Woh
I'm good with moving on from the stifflers mom commercials

The 1998 Mini Mite State Championship in Plymouth?

Fischer should say "What can I say?  I'm awesome.  Big summer money wise for me coming up.  Get the checkbook out, Stevie."