Dabura

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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    Franzenstein + Bert = Complete Physical Pwnage
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    "The Shooting Machine" - Eddie on Sammy lololol
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    Huuuuge kill. Huuuuge PP.
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    Bahhh.
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    Seriously. How is he the only one flagged on that?
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    Chris Drury...

    Great player. Won't happen, but he would be a god-like force on the Wings.
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    And proceeded to mount him.
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    HAHAHA I love you, Homer. Grier suckerpunched Dats.
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    Watch closely -- Dats faked him. Awesome.
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    Lots of calls. Has it been this way all game?
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    Fack.
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    Game 5 GDT: Wings and Sharks 5/5/2007

    I just woke up. Is Schneider hurt?
  14. http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/playoffs2007...&id=2860523 Although he's often razzed by his teammates for his tortured English, the Swedish-born Holmstrom remains possessed of a quick wit. Asked how his eye was healing, he looked around at a group of reporters and said: "Where are you?"
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    Holmstrom Turns Blind Eye to Reporters

    "Holmstrom: Plagued by Invisible Reporters, Lack of Mad Harmonica Skills."
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    Pre-GAME 5 (5/5): Sharks @ Red Wings - 2 PM ET

    IMO, the Sharks are going to make good on their promise of not sitting back. As a result, this game will be more wide-open and high-scoring than the previous four. Wings 5 (Datsyuk, Holmstrom, Franzen, Schneider, Zetterberg) Sharks 3 (Thornton, Thornton, Thornton disguised as Marleau)
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    Holmstrom Turns Blind Eye to Reporters

    Think of it as preparation for watching OT.
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    A Flip-flop?

    I appreciate the joke, but... 1) It doesn't apply well here (see my response in that other thread). 2) I don't try to be this forum's moral compass, and am therefore allowed to make hyperbolic exclamations like "Oh for the love of God" to underscore how thoroughly the Gods of Bodily Harm are taking it to this team this season.
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    Holmstrom Turns Blind Eye to Reporters

    I was considering "Holmstrom: Stevie Wonder," but ultimately decided it lacked the desired impact. Besides, Homer can't even play the harmonica.
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    Shark Thrown on Ice

    I was thinking more along the lines of shredded rubber duckies...but that works too.
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    A Flip-flop?

    Oh for the love of God.
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    Rangers vs Sabres game

    Should the Rangers go on to lose this series, it will haunt them forever. There's absolutely no reason why they can't win it, they're just making a couple really costly mistakes a game.
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    Who Do You Want To Dominate Game 5

    I wouldn't mind seeing Bert demolishing everything that moves and turning in a hat trick, both silencing his critics and showing the Wings' teeth in one fell swoop.
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    Anaheim Coasting to the Cup?

    I firmly believe this Wings-Sharks series is essentially the WCF matchup; either team can and will beat the Ducks.
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    Sharks Falling Apart?

    How I phrased my "comeback" (in response to what?) is irrelevant; I'm pointing out the hilarity of 1) equating reservations and pessimism about an athletic team with ultimate cowardice, and 2) speaking of "true fans," which is always a nauseatingly pretentious concept that generally serves to undermine a would-be purveyor of justice's credibility (as it does in this case). And, of course, the fact that you need to get laid. Moving on....