SliderJeff

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    ECQF Game 4 GDT : Tampa Bay Lightning at Red Wings, 7:00 EST

    Just when I was ready to lay into Gus for being a total liability out there all game, he decides to assert some offense. SMH Way to go, dude. Ok, for the third period, let's try to: 1.) Eliminate the damn penalties (Ghost ones, included) 2.) Win some damn faceoffs 3.) Complete our damn passes to our OWN teammates 4.) Feed the damn hot scoring hands 5.) Pick our damn checking game back up 6.) Win the damn game! Let's Go (damn) Wings! Jeff in Houston
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    ECQF Game 1 GDT : Red Wings at Tampa Bay Lightning, 7:30 EST

    Complete ******* bullahit call!
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    ECQF Game 1 GDT : Red Wings at Tampa Bay Lightning, 7:30 EST

    Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke! Woo hoo! Backhand again mf'er!
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    ECQF Game 1 GDT : Red Wings at Tampa Bay Lightning, 7:30 EST

    Yeah, man. Where did NBCSN find these wet cardboard douchetards?
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    ECQF Game 1 GDT : Red Wings at Tampa Bay Lightning, 7:30 EST

    Wow That wasn't a knee on Miller?
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    ECQF Game 1 GDT : Red Wings at Tampa Bay Lightning, 7:30 EST

    Hell yeah! Goal baby!
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    ECQF Game 1 GDT : Red Wings at Tampa Bay Lightning, 7:30 EST

    Can someone tell the Red Wings that the game started like six minutes ago! Jesus, this is ugly
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    Grand Rapids Griffins Win Calder Cup! 5-2 win in game 6

    CONGRATS TO THE GRIFFINS! AWESOME SERIES, BOYS! At least Nyquist, Tatar, DeKuyser, Andersson and Lashoff got to enjoy one Cup this year. Great job, future Red Wings! Jeff
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    Grand Rapids Griffins Win Calder Cup! 5-2 win in game 6

    I blew chunks when they started to have an issue ("no comment") with I think it was maybe Grant saying that the Griffins outplayed the Crunch last game. Let's face it, Desjardins stood on his head when the Griffins were shelling them for like 7 minutes straight. They got crazy lucky that they didn't watch the Cup presentation that night. Anyway, we need to stop taking penalties. We can only keep killing these off for so long before they get one back. We need to step on the neck early in the third once we kill this off to start the 3rd. Jeff
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    Grand Rapids Griffins Win Calder Cup! 5-2 win in game 6

    Well, since I nearly threw up listening to these Syrapuke tools talk on the AHL.com broadcast, I just muted it and pulled up WOOD online and am now listening to the future while I watch the past. GO GRIFFINS! Jeff
  11. Poop. This seems all too familiar. I think I need to stop watching. Hopefully they can put in a full 60 and Mrazek and re-find his game for Game 6 in Syrapuke.
  12. More and more it's looking that way, Brett. If even the d0uche canoes are saying that was a "tough call", you KNOW it's a sh|tty call.
  13. Frick! Yeah, Desjardins is definitely having a much better game than Mrazek. Yep, I'm pretty sure I just figured out whose picture to put next to "D0uche Canoe" in the urban dictionary... the Crunch Announcers.
  14. Damn, hard to believe that the rotten Crunch are up 3-2 after that period. Griffins looked to be possessed for most of it and missed some golden opportunities as they had Syracuse under siege. Still, I'm hopeful they can get their act together and pull out a win for the Cup tonight. C'mon, boys!
  15. YES!! 2-1 and we are back in it! This just in. Panik is a *****. We now return you to the Syracuse announcers with a massive case of diarrhea of the mouth.
  16. And there's Panik with yet another embellishment to draw a penalty. The last guy I saw this soft on his skates was named "Doughboy" and hailed from the town of Pillsbury.
  17. Damn. Only made worse by having to listen to this pud-pullers doing the announcing. If only the "home" and "away" announcer button worked on this damn player on AHL Live. Jeff
  18. Thanks! 2-0... doh.... 2-1. Hang on, Griffins!
  19. Does ANYONE know how to switch to the Away (GR) announcers? The AWAY buttons seems to do exactly nothing when I click it. It's pissing me off having to listen to these Syracuse homers. *gag* Jeff
  20. Dude, you could have said, "NBC Post Game or : 1.) A Drano enema 2.) A "Sex and the City" Marathon with only Summer's Eve and Kotex Commercials 3.) An in depth introspective on the anal glands of the Siberian Husky or 4.) A night with a Do-it-yourself Circumcision Kit and those all would have been acceptable answers vs. the NBC one.
  21. Sir, yes, Sir! Dolls played with. Score tied. Yer velkom.
  22. Well, unless a very different Wings team from the first period arrives, I think it's time for them to start booking tee times. The Blackhawks came to play for at least 40 minutes. The Wings are holding on to dear life only through the amazing ability of Howard. I'd like to see Bickel and Shaw end up somewhere through the glass, but I don't think Nyquist bouncing off of them like a BB off a brick wall is going to make that happen. Other than throw off the lines, which it appears that Babcock was dickering with anyway, I'm not sure that losing Flip hurt all that much. We have zero offense. In fact, we've all turned into Mikael "The Logo Killer" Samuelsson. No traffic, no goals. It's not like this is news here. I still have a sliver of hope that somehow the WIngs can find some confidence and play like I know they are able. Despite being down and the Hawks looking better in the first 2, I don't think they look unbeatable. Time to go get my DRW MacFarlane dolls out and create the uber shrine on the entertainment center. Maybe it will help?
  23. Clears! Thats game, folks!
  24. holy freakin ass crackers, Batman!these boys want to give me a heart attack. holy freakin ass crackers, Batman!these boys want to give me a heart attack.