Making puns 24/7, drinking, bowling, hockey, football, baseball, UFC, any of the random things on ESPN such as competitive eating. I am the official retired undefeated champion of Scene It Sports with a 34-0 career record. I am obsessed with hockey fights. My life goals have varied from joining the Pro Bowling Tour, being a professional lottery player, and being a professional karaoke singer. Unfortunately, none of them have worked out so far.
