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Sometimes, in my quest for originality, I post something so obscure that nobody could possibly get it. Except for wombats...because, you know, tricycles
Jan 16 2015 01:51 PM
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I can tell people are judgemental just by looking at them.
Jan 16 2015 10:19 AM
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3:30am...been awake for over half an hour...this day is gonna suck.
Jan 16 2015 06:49 AM
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If I were a woman, I'd never leave the house. I think everyone would stare at my goatee.
Jan 15 2015 11:33 PM
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If you've never hopped from couch to couch because the hot lava will get you...then you've never been escorted out of The Brick the way I have.
Jan 15 2015 09:30 AM
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I hate spelling errors so much...you make one mistake and your post is urined.
Jan 14 2015 10:07 PM
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If you read my Facebook timeline from the very beginning, you can witness my descent into madness.
Jan 14 2015 11:36 AM
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Teiam...now everyone can shut the f*** up about it.
Jan 13 2015 05:44 PM
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Only in the South is school delayed solely because it's going to be 11 degrees.
Jan 13 2015 04:31 PM
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Car shopping today...this should be fun.
Jan 13 2015 10:43 AM
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I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to the Police, CIA, MI6, the NSA, the FBI and CIA, the Swiss Guards, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agents Mulder and Scully, the Goonies, ALL the Storm Troopers and Darth Vader, the Mad Hatter, Chuck Norris, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Illuminati, The Men in Black, X-Men, Ghost Busters, The Justice League, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and all the members of Van Halen (but not Sammy), Voltron, The Smithereens, the...
Jan 13 2015 03:15 AM
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Okay...I just noticed that I have six Pokes sitting there waiting for a response. If you have Poked me, and have been wondering about a return, please wait patiently. I'll check the list carefully, and those worthy will be Poked in good time.
Jan 12 2015 08:07 PM
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There are two types of people I hate in this world: 1) People who find a way of putting animals into words that aren't actually there. 2) Hippocrites.
Jan 12 2015 09:37 AM
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol...dignity is not one of them.
Jan 11 2015 06:56 PM