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When asked, "Why was there then only one set of footprints?" Jesus replied, "The Sand People ride single-file to conceal their numbers."
These internet scams must make it difficult for legitimate Nigerian officials to share huge sums of money with strangers.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a lightsaber and he'll probably cut his own legs off. But hey, lightsaber!
And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!