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#1 MSUDoubleJ19

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:26 PM

. . . when my friend uttered this sentence:

"Her wife left her for a transvestite she met at church."




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#2 ontariowingsfan

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:31 PM

are you drunk today juli??
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#3 Lidstrom Rules

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:35 PM

you need to make up those t shirts
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#4 MSUDoubleJ19

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:43 PM

QUOTE (ontariowingsfan @ June 16, 2005 - 04:31PM)
are you drunk today juli??

Not drunk so much as bored at work.



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#5 SouthernWingsFan

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 07:19 PM

QUOTE (MSUDoubleJ19 @ June 16, 2005 - 02:26PM)
. . . when my friend uttered this sentence:

"Her wife left her for a transvestite she met at church."




Discuss.

Scary, truly scary situation! I'm glad I already ate! laugh.gif

#6 Sting 11

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:46 PM

You lost me at "her wife". laugh.gif

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#7 wingsgirl001

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:55 PM

QUOTE (Sting 11 @ June 16, 2005 - 10:46PM)
You lost me at "her wife". laugh.gif

Me too! laugh.gif

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#8 Lidstrom5 D-Man

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 11:01 PM

Which way is the transvestite switchin'? huh.gif
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 09:04 AM

Must be a pretty liberal church. Most organized religion I'm aware of frowns on the whole transvestite thing.

#10 PuckMark

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 08:14 PM

Exactly what type of bars are you going to these days, Juli???
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 09:46 PM

"Whoa, transvestite! Wait... pre-op or post-op?"

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 10:19 PM

I'm surprised SWF didn't say:

"I was at the bar the other day too, but I was getting tired so I just went home. Then I thought about having a glass of wine before I went to bed. laugh.gif "

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 10:21 PM

QUOTE (Scott Lucidi @ June 17, 2005 - 10:19PM)
I'm surprised SWF didn't say:

"I was at the bar the other day too, but I was getting tired so I just went home. Then I thought about having a glass of wine before I went to bed. laugh.gif "

I'm not surprised you referenced me at all, you're way too predictable laugh.gif

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 10:45 PM

I was going to be unpredictable, but then I decided to just stay in. Maybe I'll have a glass of red wine before I go to bed, though.

#15 SouthernWingsFan

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 07:22 AM

LMAO there you go being predictable bringing me up again!

You really care for me so much on these boards Scott, bringing my name up almost every time you come on here. All this attention, I mean wow. It seems like somebody in here might be willing to turn *** for me, no wander you can't stop talking about me!

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 12:29 PM

SWF and Lucidi,

please send your love notes by PM's.

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 01:19 PM

nm

Edited by SouthernWingsFan, 18 June 2005 - 05:14 PM.





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