I have to assume that Miss Karen is happy to have Sammy back... Jordan Tootoo is a big surprise, though. Just promise me he won't bring those damned whistles with him. If he does, I might have to wring someone's neck.
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The Hottest Red Wing
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 11:25 AM
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 12:25 PM
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $30
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 06:15 PM
And let us bid a fond farewell to our dear Weaselbritches The Garden Gnome as he leaves us for the Flames!
"Hey Dawn. I'll miss you, baby!"
"Hey Dawn. I'll miss you, baby!"
My priorities: 1-Hockey. 2-Sleep. 3-Food. 4-Everything Else.
No, Ozzie is NOT the Breakfast Wizard!" -- my husband
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 08:00 PM
Ah, how did I know????
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 08:17 PM
And let us bid a fond farewell to our dear Weaselbritches The Garden Gnome as he leaves us for the Flames!
"Hey Dawn. I'll miss you, baby!"
First, I was like
, then I was like 
. OMG, that is freaken hilarious. All's I can say is he's going to have a good time looking for someone(s) to keep him warm on those long, cold winter nights. 
Edited by Miss Wing Queen, 02 July 2012 - 08:17 PM.
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 08:59 PM
And let us bid a fond farewell to our dear Weaselbritches The Garden Gnome as he leaves us for the Flames!
"Hey Dawn. I'll miss you, baby!"
Ack!!!! That picture has always made me sick.
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But I will send you off with a kiss Weasle.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 10:43 AM
I'm at a loss for words when I see that picture. He's going to have a hard time living that one down. I wonder if we should do Calgary fans a favor and send that to them?
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 11:13 AM
I don't know, Pat. It might dampen their euphoria. Let's let Hudler do that himself.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $30
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 11:38 AM
I'm at a loss for words when I see that picture. He's going to have a hard time living that one down. I wonder if we should do Calgary fans a favor and send that to them?
which picture? The one with Dawn, or the one with him nekkid in the jacuzzi? At least there is not a pic of him and Dawn in a jacuzzi... that I know of, anyway.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 12:09 PM
When I found the tub picture on Twitter, the person who posted it captioned it with "Does Calgary really know what they're getting?!?" 
Meanwhile, a better pair of pictures from Twitter: Jonas "The Monster" Gustavsson in his new red jersey!
Meanwhile, a better pair of pictures from Twitter: Jonas "The Monster" Gustavsson in his new red jersey!
My priorities: 1-Hockey. 2-Sleep. 3-Food. 4-Everything Else.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 12:52 PM
he has a very large forehead... closer to a five-head, I would say.
makes me a little sad to see Joey Mac's nameplate right behind Jonas, but... things change. Welcome to the Monster! He looks good in red.
makes me a little sad to see Joey Mac's nameplate right behind Jonas, but... things change. Welcome to the Monster! He looks good in red.
Edited by puckloo39, 03 July 2012 - 12:53 PM.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 01:55 PM
Never in a million years!!!!which picture? The one with Dawn, or the one with him nekkid in the jacuzzi? At least there is not a pic of him and Dawn in a jacuzzi... that I know of, anyway.
The forehead is to hold the helmet on better.he has a very large forehead... closer to a five-head, I would say.
makes me a little sad to see Joey Mac's nameplate right behind Jonas, but... things change. Welcome to the Monster! He looks good in red.
I am bummed that Joey and Ty will not be around anymore, but we knew it was coming sooner than later. 
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 01:57 PM
Dawn, could you have someone take a pic of you in a very tiny string bikini?
No reason.
Excuse me whilst I download that Huddie-in-the-tub pic and learn to photoshop.
No reason.
Excuse me whilst I download that Huddie-in-the-tub pic and learn to photoshop.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $30
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 02:07 PM
Excuse me whilst I download that Huddie-in-the-tub pic and learn to photoshop.
Send it to Steve. He can improvise, I am sure.
You're doomed, Dawn ....
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 02:34 PM
Or Dan (kook). I'm sure he'd be glad to help.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $30
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 05:48 PM
I'd almost pay to see that one.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 08:22 PM
Nobody wants to see me in a bikini...trust me. 
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 10:08 AM
Better you than me!
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Posted 06 July 2012 - 11:21 AM
Oh, it looks like only one of the pictures of Jonas-Monster showed up. Let's try that again.
You know what we need on a hot day like today? Swedes!
And one Finn. Just for good measure.
You know what we need on a hot day like today? Swedes!
And one Finn. Just for good measure.
My priorities: 1-Hockey. 2-Sleep. 3-Food. 4-Everything Else.
No, Ozzie is NOT the Breakfast Wizard!" -- my husband
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