The Hottest Red Wing
#19381
Posted 24 November 2011 - 09:53 PM

Thanks Offsides
"If I could sum up my career in Detroit, I was a perfect goalie for the team at the perfect time. I just wanted to be a Red Wing, that's it." Chris Osgood, July 19, 2011
#19382
Posted 24 November 2011 - 11:14 PM
So, this Thanksgiving I'm thankful for Nick's abs and pecs...

My priorities: 1-Hockey. 2-Sleep. 3-Food. 4-Everything Else.
No, Ozzie is NOT the Breakfast Wizard!" -- my husband
#19383
Posted 26 November 2011 - 12:30 PM
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Thanks, Oz. So nice of you to always be thinking of the fans!!!!
#19384
Posted 26 November 2011 - 12:40 PM

My priorities: 1-Hockey. 2-Sleep. 3-Food. 4-Everything Else.
No, Ozzie is NOT the Breakfast Wizard!" -- my husband
#19385
Posted 26 November 2011 - 01:53 PM

Thanks Offsides
"If I could sum up my career in Detroit, I was a perfect goalie for the team at the perfect time. I just wanted to be a Red Wing, that's it." Chris Osgood, July 19, 2011
#19386
Posted 26 November 2011 - 04:40 PM
It's so nice to see them being human and stuff.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $36
#19387
Posted 26 November 2011 - 08:09 PM
Happy Birthday Chris!




Baby Oz 

Ok, I'll stop because I could do this all night. I hope he had a wonderful birthday today.

Thanks Offsides
"If I could sum up my career in Detroit, I was a perfect goalie for the team at the perfect time. I just wanted to be a Red Wing, that's it." Chris Osgood, July 19, 2011
#19388
Posted 27 November 2011 - 04:10 AM
#19389
Posted 27 November 2011 - 06:41 PM

No words, and if you look carefully (which I know you will), you'll see that his pants are unbuttoned. Enjoy!
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"Forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
#19390
Posted 27 November 2011 - 08:20 PM
Any way you could remove the pants too? No? Ok. Just asking.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $36
#19391
Posted 27 November 2011 - 08:47 PM

My priorities: 1-Hockey. 2-Sleep. 3-Food. 4-Everything Else.
No, Ozzie is NOT the Breakfast Wizard!" -- my husband
#19392
Posted 27 November 2011 - 09:10 PM
Thanks for that image!Imagining the removal of the pants is left as an exercise for the reader...
I want a man that looks like that.....

Thanks Offsides
"If I could sum up my career in Detroit, I was a perfect goalie for the team at the perfect time. I just wanted to be a Red Wing, that's it." Chris Osgood, July 19, 2011
#19393
Posted 27 November 2011 - 09:28 PM
How did you do that?
Unbutton his pants? Got him drunk and told him I was the President of the Button Testing Quality Control Board. Can you believe he bought it?
(As for removing the words from the picture, I found that image on Tumblr. It was uploaded by the same user who uploaded the scanned pictures from the magazine. Apparently, it was another smaller picture in the issue.)

"Forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
#19394
Posted 28 November 2011 - 09:02 AM
Nice Swedish eye-candy, Beth, thank you!! I often wonder if other men think Nick Lidstrom should be censored, so that they will look better in comparison. Or, so that anyone vaguely female will even notice them, period, if he's in the room.
I am thankful for Nick's abs.
Halleluia!
Edited by puckloo39, 28 November 2011 - 09:02 AM.
#19395
Posted 28 November 2011 - 02:30 PM
"Yeah, I'm gonna get me a hot puckbunny tonight!"
"Wait, hold on, guys, Nick's coming with us."
"Damn."
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My priorities: 1-Hockey. 2-Sleep. 3-Food. 4-Everything Else.
No, Ozzie is NOT the Breakfast Wizard!" -- my husband
#19396
Posted 28 November 2011 - 03:42 PM
Yes. Yes I am.
So, the Ozzie signing was hilarious. After the fact. I did not cry in front of him, Dawn, only after when we got in the car! You know how at Training Camp I told you ladies it took me like 90 minutes to gain enough courage to go up to him? Well, the problem with this scene was I was like #12 in line, and he signs FAST, and he was like 10 minutes EARLY. So I was really pushed into the whole thing. I am really shy! Like REALLY. I know I've met him before, but STILL, IT'S CHRIS FREAKING OSGOOD. So, I got up to the table and I am literally starting to shake right now thinking about it. OK, I walked up and handed the helper guy my 2 jerseys and Chris said Hi! And I don't really remember anything from that point forward.
Sorry ladies. I know it's not good. I need your help!! Since we all know now when Training Camp is, why don't we all plan on making this a priority next year!!! We need to have a Ozzie Support Group for me. The fall-out therapy group for after I make a fool of myself. Maybe if I had someone else, LIKE KIRK MALTBY AND KRIS DRAPER, to break the ice I wouldn't be so bad. Last time I was totally cool. This time I don't even think he recognized me. Which is probably a blessing, jeez. The problem is, two shy people make one extremely difficult situation, and I can tell he is worse than I am.
UGH.
Thanks, Oz. So nice of you to always be thinking of the fans!!!!
#19397
Posted 28 November 2011 - 08:06 PM
I would have done just about anything for the same opportunity, believe me.
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#19398
Posted 28 November 2011 - 08:06 PM
Oh Loo, did you see my little note for you the other day? I have about 10 seconds of Dom caught on disk for you. If you want it, I'll try to find some other stuff to put on with it and ship it to you.
Edited by Kira, 28 November 2011 - 08:08 PM.
#19399
Posted 28 November 2011 - 08:10 PM
#19400
Posted 28 November 2011 - 09:05 PM
Not that I'm bitter against Sarah Palin or anything.
That said, I'm very tentatively thinking of a quick trip in which I'd just happen to get to see my blue-eyed goalie play. I was planning to go to Florida for the first few days of February anyway. I've got some Southwest credits I have to use before they expire. I could, instead of coming straight home, go to Springfield and see Manny play before going home. The Falcons have two games that weekend, so he's bound to be in one of them. And I want so very badly to see him play one more time before he hangs up the skates. So I'm thinking about it and wondering if it's just too stalker-y.
I would love so much to go to training camp and be part of the support group! I hope I get to go this year. It's kind of unlikely, given what my work schedule will be like, but it's possible.

My priorities: 1-Hockey. 2-Sleep. 3-Food. 4-Everything Else.
No, Ozzie is NOT the Breakfast Wizard!" -- my husband
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