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#19701 55fan

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 09:22 AM

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#19702 puckloo39

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 01:32 PM

Age is only a number to some. Whassup?

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Posted 31 January 2012 - 07:42 AM

Only Dom could carry that off at his age.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 11:15 AM

Happy Birthday Bert!! Will try to spam later for Kristi :P

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 11:43 AM

Bert's birthday? He shares it with my brother-in-law.
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 02:40 PM

Yay for Todd pic spam!
He's a beautiful 37 years young today.
Oh how I wish I could give him a present....if ya know what I mean...;)

#19707 puckloo39

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 03:20 PM

take the damned picture.

Thank you. <_<


:lol: You could get in a box (with holes punched in the top, of course) and have yourself delivered to him. Care and feeding instructions are recommended. You know we can run up a tab, pretty damned quick, and you would want to be kept in a proper fashion -- if you know what I mean. :blush:

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#19708 WizardOfOz30

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 03:35 PM

Yay for Todd pic spam!
He's a beautiful 37 years young today.
Oh how I wish I could give him a present....if ya know what I mean...;)

I almost put a comment like that in GDT when I mentioned his birthday.

Wrong team but that's not the subject of these :P
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From 1997, baby Bert :wub:
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Sorry no photoshop at work but you could easily put your face on that woman
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Nice one Bert <_<
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Just because...this one came up
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And in honor of Mr. Hockey this came up in my search so I'm sharing.
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We love you Gordie! :wub: :wub:


Edit - had to go pic by pic to figure out which one I couldn't post here. It was pretty funny but sorry, it say I can't use it.

Edited by WizardOfOz30, 02 February 2012 - 03:38 PM.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 04:51 PM

Awww thank you for that. He's just the dreamiest.

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 10:29 AM

HEY PAT! Saw this on Twitter and thought of you!!

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Ozzie, what do you think the key to this whole playoffs and winning the Stanley Cup was? (asks Darren McCarty, interviewing Ozzie after beating Penguins in 2008 to win the Cup) "Just that we made every last minute a kerfuffule. That would be it, I mean, we never could just put an empty-netter in there to make it easy. We had to... really, you know what we did it for? So the fans could watch right to the end."

Thanks, Oz. So nice of you to always be thinking of the fans!!!!

 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 11:03 AM

:yowza:

Dear God in Heaven, that made my jaw drop! That "come hither" look in those beautiful brown eyes...lead me right into temptation, my darling one...I'd follow you anywhere! :wub:

Thank you for making my day!
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 12:12 PM

I even said WOW! Great pic of him, not typical for what I'd expect to see him do. But then again we did have the Lidstrom porn and that was unexpected as well.

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 01:18 PM

All I can say is, it's a good thing I wasn't holding anything when I saw it, or I would have had a mess on the floor to clean up. What a drop dead gorgeous picture...you cannot tell me that man is not sexy. :wub:

My housemate took one look at it and said, "I do believe in God." :lol:

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 02:55 PM

Holy WOW, Pasha!!! How can anyone (besides some ignorant male) think that's not hot??! Hubba hubba!!!

The baby Bert pic, well all of them, are awesome. I LOL'd over the one of Helm wearing his "Bert Suit" for Halloween. :lol:

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 03:11 PM

Notice Darren doesn't look as pale in that picture either? I think he's done that because Ozzie is advising him they need another pasty white shirtless model in the locker room after games. :lol:

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 08:02 PM

Forgot I had this one.

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#19717 Kira

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 02:22 AM

You just made Kristi's day. Not to mention probably her week.
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:35 PM

My dear friends, I have been remiss! I totally forgot that I had set a deadline for totaling up the points for the Hottest Wing 2012.

So without further ado, here are the top five hottest Red Wings:


At number five- Our Swedish Viking, Niklas Kronwall


At number four- Pretty Boy on a Tear This Year, Valtteri Filppula


At number three- The Perfect Human, Niklas Lidstrom


At number two- A Man So Stunning That There Had to Be Four With That Name, James Howard III


And, at number one.....
The Hottest Wing 2012....

That Defensive Wonder Who Might Grow Some Hands When He Enters Puberty...
DARREN HELM!

Yay! <thunderous applause>



I am stunned at how much has changed since the last time we played (remember Homer was 2nd by a hair). The only thing that has stayed the same is that Lids is #3 and Hank and Pasha have once again tied. It must be the Eurotwin thing.

Here are the totals:

Darren Helm- 25
James Howard III- 20
Nicklas Lidstrom- 16
Valtteri Filppula- 13.5
Niklas Kronwall- 12
Ty Conklin- 9
Patrick Eaves- 9
Ian White- 8
Henrik Zetterberg- 8
Pavel Datsyuk- 8
Todd Bertuzzi- 7
Drew Miller- 5.5
Danny Cleary- 4
Jonathan Ericsson- 4
Tomas Holmstrom- 3
Brad Stuart- 2
Jakub Kindl- 2
Cory Emmerton- 2
Justin Abdelkader- 2
Mike Commodore- 1

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#19719 puckloo39

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:56 PM

Helm is very excited to hear this news! Bring on the young ones!

Let's hope we see more of this as he finds those hands more and more often!
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He went and got another tattoo to celebrate! Not really, but you might enjoy these abs and such. :P
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silly! But cute...
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#19720 WizardOfOz30

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 09:32 PM

Nice abs on Helm....

Thanks for calculating the results Karen. How did Drew manage to get 5.5?

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