The Hottest Red Wing
#19701
Posted 30 January 2012 - 09:22 AM
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $30
#19702
Posted 30 January 2012 - 01:32 PM

#19703
Posted 31 January 2012 - 07:42 AM
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $30
#19704
Posted 02 February 2012 - 11:15 AM

Thanks Offsides
"If I could sum up my career in Detroit, I was a perfect goalie for the team at the perfect time. I just wanted to be a Red Wing, that's it." Chris Osgood, July 19, 2011
#19705
Posted 02 February 2012 - 11:43 AM
#19706
Posted 02 February 2012 - 02:40 PM
He's a beautiful 37 years young today.
Oh how I wish I could give him a present....if ya know what I mean...
#19707
Posted 02 February 2012 - 03:20 PM
Thank you.
#19708
Posted 02 February 2012 - 03:35 PM
I almost put a comment like that in GDT when I mentioned his birthday.Yay for Todd pic spam!
He's a beautiful 37 years young today.
Oh how I wish I could give him a present....if ya know what I mean...
Wrong team but that's not the subject of these


From 1997, baby Bert

Sorry no photoshop at work but you could easily put your face on that woman

Nice one Bert

Just because...this one came up

And in honor of Mr. Hockey this came up in my search so I'm sharing.

We love you Gordie!
Edit - had to go pic by pic to figure out which one I couldn't post here. It was pretty funny but sorry, it say I can't use it.
Edited by WizardOfOz30, 02 February 2012 - 03:38 PM.

Thanks Offsides
"If I could sum up my career in Detroit, I was a perfect goalie for the team at the perfect time. I just wanted to be a Red Wing, that's it." Chris Osgood, July 19, 2011
#19709
Posted 02 February 2012 - 04:51 PM
#19710
Posted 03 February 2012 - 10:29 AM
Thanks, Oz. So nice of you to always be thinking of the fans!!!!
#19711
Posted 03 February 2012 - 11:03 AM
Dear God in Heaven, that made my jaw drop! That "come hither" look in those beautiful brown eyes...lead me right into temptation, my darling one...I'd follow you anywhere!
Thank you for making my day!
#19712
Posted 03 February 2012 - 12:12 PM

Thanks Offsides
"If I could sum up my career in Detroit, I was a perfect goalie for the team at the perfect time. I just wanted to be a Red Wing, that's it." Chris Osgood, July 19, 2011
#19713
Posted 03 February 2012 - 01:18 PM
My housemate took one look at it and said, "I do believe in God."
Edited by Kira, 03 February 2012 - 01:59 PM.
#19714
Posted 03 February 2012 - 02:55 PM
The baby Bert pic, well all of them, are awesome. I LOL'd over the one of Helm wearing his "Bert Suit" for Halloween.
#19715
Posted 03 February 2012 - 03:11 PM

Thanks Offsides
"If I could sum up my career in Detroit, I was a perfect goalie for the team at the perfect time. I just wanted to be a Red Wing, that's it." Chris Osgood, July 19, 2011
#19716
Posted 04 February 2012 - 08:02 PM
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $30
#19717
Posted 05 February 2012 - 02:22 AM
#19718
Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:35 PM
So without further ado, here are the top five hottest Red Wings:
At number five- Our Swedish Viking, Niklas Kronwall
At number four- Pretty Boy on a Tear This Year, Valtteri Filppula
At number three- The Perfect Human, Niklas Lidstrom
At number two- A Man So Stunning That There Had to Be Four With That Name, James Howard III
And, at number one.....
The Hottest Wing 2012....
That Defensive Wonder Who Might Grow Some Hands When He Enters Puberty...
DARREN HELM!
Yay! <thunderous applause>
I am stunned at how much has changed since the last time we played (remember Homer was 2nd by a hair). The only thing that has stayed the same is that Lids is #3 and Hank and Pasha have once again tied. It must be the Eurotwin thing.
Here are the totals:
Darren Helm- 25
James Howard III- 20
Nicklas Lidstrom- 16
Valtteri Filppula- 13.5
Niklas Kronwall- 12
Ty Conklin- 9
Patrick Eaves- 9
Ian White- 8
Henrik Zetterberg- 8
Pavel Datsyuk- 8
Todd Bertuzzi- 7
Drew Miller- 5.5
Danny Cleary- 4
Jonathan Ericsson- 4
Tomas Holmstrom- 3
Brad Stuart- 2
Jakub Kindl- 2
Cory Emmerton- 2
Justin Abdelkader- 2
Mike Commodore- 1
Congratulations to our winners.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $30
#19719
Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:56 PM
Let's hope we see more of this as he finds those hands more and more often!

He went and got another tattoo to celebrate! Not really, but you might enjoy these abs and such.

silly! But cute...
#19720
Posted 05 February 2012 - 09:32 PM
Thanks for calculating the results Karen. How did Drew manage to get 5.5?

Thanks Offsides
"If I could sum up my career in Detroit, I was a perfect goalie for the team at the perfect time. I just wanted to be a Red Wing, that's it." Chris Osgood, July 19, 2011
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