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#21 Vladinator

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 06:20 PM

QUOTE (Sting 11 @ October 22, 2005 - 07:59AM)
Real name: Jeff, you're ideal job is a supermodel (must be a Jeff thing...).

If you use Jeffrey instead (which I never do...) it end's up as a beer taster.. thumbup.gif

I don't even drink, but as a job that wouldn't be bad...
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#22 redwings1914

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 07:07 PM

redwings1914, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.

WTF!!!!!

Zach, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.

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#23 redwings1914

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 07:18 PM

Chris Chelios, Your ideal job is a Stripper.



but the money ball..........


George W Bush, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.

and

George Bush, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.

Edited by redwings1914, 23 October 2005 - 07:19 PM.

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#24 MSUDoubleJ19

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 07:31 PM

Juli, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.

Yup, that's about right.
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:00 PM

QUOTE (Vladinator @ October 23, 2005 - 07:20PM)
QUOTE (Sting 11 @ October 22, 2005 - 07:59AM)
Real name: Jeff, you're ideal job is a supermodel (must be a Jeff thing...).

If you use Jeffrey instead (which I never do...) it end's up as a beer taster.. thumbup.gif

I don't even drink, but as a job that wouldn't be bad...

That's it...from now on, I'm going by Jeffrey.

[gets resume ready to send to Sam Adams]

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:15 PM

With my LGW name, my job is the Bearded Lady in the circus. With my real, full name, my job is "Goal Scoring Superstar Hero"
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:52 PM

Your ideal job is a Funeral Director
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 10:10 PM

This is so lame...a rally car driver? Not even close.

My ideal job would be as Pasha's English tutor... wink.gif
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 03:54 AM

QUOTE (norrisnick @ October 21, 2005 - 04:51PM)
*ahem*

norrisnick, Your ideal job is a Gigolo.

peace biggrin.gif

EDIT - This one ain't too shabby either.
Allan, Your ideal job is a President.

Wooo 2 for 2!

eva unit zero, Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian.

Paul [last name deleted], Your ideal job is a Satan !.

I think I win.... banana.gif
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#30 mnredwingfan

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 11:21 AM

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MNREDWINGFAN, Your ideal job is a Gigolo.


I think I won the lottery on this one...


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Posted 24 October 2005 - 11:06 PM

QUOTE (norrisnick @ October 21, 2005 - 04:51PM)
*ahem*

norrisnick, Your ideal job is a Gigolo.

peace biggrin.gif

EDIT - This one ain't too shabby either.
Allan, Your ideal job is a President.

Wooo 2 for 2!

Somehow, I bet you could do both at once. yowza.gif

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Muse, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.


I'm not sure I like what they predicted when I put my real name in:
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Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp.

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#32 Cage

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 12:55 AM

hmmm,
Cage = President
Keith = Tree Surgeon
Keith (last name) = Lumberjack

hmm, always knew I liked the wilderness a bit too much...guess I should start on those forestry classes so I can make President soon...

#33 Lidstrom5 D-Man

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:43 PM

QUOTE (eva unit zero @ October 24, 2005 - 05:54AM)
QUOTE (norrisnick @ October 21, 2005 - 04:51PM)
*ahem*

norrisnick, Your ideal job is a Gigolo.

peace biggrin.gif

EDIT - This one ain't too shabby either.
Allan, Your ideal job is a President.

Wooo 2 for 2!

eva unit zero, Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian.

Paul [last name deleted], Your ideal job is a Satan !.

I think I win.... banana.gif

Kinda helps when your real last name is Lucifer! wink.gif
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#34 Yzermania19

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Posted 28 October 2005 - 06:21 PM

I'm an unsavory character either way I go -

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Yzermania19, your ideal job is a Pirate


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Nancy, your ideal job is a Prostitute


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Posted 28 October 2005 - 06:24 PM

My first name- Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector. (WTF?)

My full name- Your ideal job is a Dentist. (ironic since I have kinda bad teeth)

My screenname- Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer. (uuhhh riiiight)

My eBay ID- Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.

#36 canuckhound73

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Posted 28 October 2005 - 07:02 PM

my first sexual partner- Your ideal job is a Prostitute. *shakes head in disbelief*

favorite ones so far

Maria Sharapova- Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp.
Jennifer Love Hewitt- Your ideal job is a Topless Model.





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