gowingsgo 3 Report post Posted November 14, 2005 Bottom line, if I see Lloyd Carr get outcoached by that cheater in the sweater again his ass needs to be handed to him. Otherwise, Michigan 24 OSU 17 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betterREDthandead 58 Report post Posted November 14, 2005 Old but worthwhile... You're trapped on a deserted island with a cannibal, mass murderer, and a Michigan fan. You have a shotgun and two bullets, who do you shoot? The Michigan fan....twice. How do you keep a Buckeye off your front lawn? - Put up goalposts. Why should you drive through Columbus with your window rolled down? - So they can toss you your diploma on the way past. Why don't they have ice on the sidelines at Ohio State games? - The guy with the recipe graduated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Pancake 6 Report post Posted November 15, 2005 (edited) My mom can only remember the last two lines to the Michigan version of the Ohio State fight song but I still laugh when I hear it. Here here! The gang's all here, We're a know-nothing party school! Edited November 15, 2005 by Happy Pancake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muse 3 Report post Posted November 15, 2005 So, the title of this thread, when viewed from the forum home, is "Let's Get It On!" I sure wondered what kind of "other sport" you were talking about, Happy Pancake! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Pancake 6 Report post Posted November 15, 2005 So, the title of this thread, when viewed from the forum home, is "Let's Get It On!" I sure wondered what kind of "other sport" you were talking about, Happy Pancake! Get your mind out of the gutter! Watch out for the 'Let's Get It On!' thread in the In Between Periods section though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown Red Wings 245 Report post Posted November 15, 2005 Ya know, I even thought of that when I posted the topic. But I rest assured that only I was immature enough to read that and think of Barry White singing and the other obvious implications of the phrase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown Red Wings 245 Report post Posted November 15, 2005 If it helps, when reading it, imagine its the voice of MTV Celebrity Deathmatch star Judge Mills Lane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Pancake 6 Report post Posted November 15, 2005 If it helps, when reading it, imagine its the voice of MTV Celebrity Deathmatch star Judge Mills Lane. Haha, I can imagine him saying that with his fist pump and then Carr and Tressel attack one another. Oh my God! Carr is beating Tressel...with a folding chair! Music to my ears... Haha, sorry for the odd post, I've been up all night with American Literature 205 keeping me company. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings1914 18 Report post Posted November 15, 2005 Carr has finally said something memorable......... ....When asked if this season would be a failure if his team lost this weekend, Carr paused and said "Yes".............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Pancake 6 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 Carr has finally said something memorable......... ....When asked if this season would be a failure if his team lost this weekend, Carr paused and said "Yes".............. After losing 3 out of 4 to the Bucks, I think even if we were 9-1, if we lost again this year, it would be a failure of a season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowingsgo 3 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 Its simple, beat OSU keep your job. Lose to OSU, lose your job. OSU fans remember the last guy who struggled to beat UM. They went out and hired a known cheater as their coach, brought in thug players and had the boosters pay for MO Clarett and won a tainted title. Lloyd better rough up the cheater's sweater this weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown Red Wings 245 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 Its simple, beat OSU keep your job. Lose to OSU, lose your job. OSU fans remember the last guy who struggled to beat UM. They went out and hired a known cheater as their coach, brought in thug players and had the boosters pay for MO Clarett and won a tainted title. Lloyd better rough up the cheater's sweater this weekend. All Hail Tressel! Remember the Fab Five? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timothy1997 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 Stop me if you heard this one before... A Michigan State, Michigan and Ohio State fan are all playing golf and they stumble across a lamp with a genie in it. The genie says he will grant one wish to each fan. The Ohio State fan starts and says that his fans are land people and he wants rich farmland for his school. The genie grants his wish and the Ohio State fan gets his land. The Michigan fan says his school is very cocky and wants to be surrounded by only the people that are fans of michigan like him. The genie grants the Michigan fan a wall that will surround ann arbor keeping only michigan fans inside. The Michigan State fan asks the genie to tell him more about the wall. The genie says "the wall surrounds Ann Arbor and is high enough where no one can get in or out and only michigan fans are on the inside". The Michigan State fan says "ok, I want Ann Arbor filled with water". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings1914 18 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 Stop me if you heard this one before... A Michigan State, Michigan and Ohio State fan are all playing golf and they stumble across a lamp with a genie in it. The genie says he will grant one wish to each fan. The Ohio State fan starts and says that his fans are land people and he wants rich farmland for his school. The genie grants his wish and the Ohio State fan gets his land. The Michigan fan says his school is very cocky and wants to be surrounded by only the people that are fans of michigan like him. The genie grants the Michigan fan a wall that will surround ann arbor keeping only michigan fans inside. The Michigan State fan asks the genie to tell him more about the wall. The genie says "the wall surrounds Ann Arbor and is high enough where no one can get in or out and only michigan fans are on the inside". The Michigan State fan says "ok, I want Ann Arbor filled with water". BOOOOOOOOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betterREDthandead 58 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 What do a Michigan student and a Michigan State student have in common? - They were both accepted at MSU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlakChamber 8 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 Why don't they celebrate Christmas in Ann Arbor? You can't find three wise men and a virgin anywhere. To be fair, while the joke makes me laugh, I'd rather say it about another school. While I hate UM athletics and their fans, I have a lot of respect for the UM law school, and their academics. Plus, girls at UM are soooooooo ugly, I'd have to be on the dry spell to end all dry spells before I'd consider having, ahem, relations with one of them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings1914 18 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 Why the hell has this become a Michigan/Michigan State bashfest? Remember....... Its Michigan/f***eyes not Michigan/Drunkies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlakChamber 8 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 My joke didn't have anything to do with Michigan State. It was just bashing Michigan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown Red Wings 245 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 I'm surprised there isnt a word out of Matt in this thread. Probably reserving his comments until after the game. A good strategy if so, but this is too much fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betterREDthandead 58 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 Why the hell has this become a Michigan/Michigan State bashfest? Remember....... Its Michigan/f***eyes not Michigan/Drunkies Just gettin' back at Moo U. for siding with Ohio State They're all fill-in-the-school generic jokes anyway....you can substitute Ohio State, Virginia Tech, or Florida State at your leisure. It's like, why did they have artificial turf at Spartan Stadium? - Kept the cheerleaders from grazing. Why was it replaced with natural grass? - They were grazing anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timothy1997 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 I'm surprised there isnt a word out of Matt in this thread. Probably reserving his comments until after the game. A good strategy if so, but this is too much fun. Probably right. I am being vocal because I am in the best situation. BOTH Michigan AND Ohio State need Sparty to pull off a W on saturday. I personally dont think its going to happen tho. Michigan State's season has been over for a long time. I doubt the spartans would even be competitive against Indiana right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heroes of Hockeytown 694 Report post Posted November 19, 2005 What a forgettable game. Did Carr get out coached or what? What a horrible call on 3rd and 10, to throw a man behind the line of scrimmage, and expect him to run the full distance. Why don't these fools throw the ball down the field? Nevermind, it's all moot. I hate football. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timothy1997 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2005 What a forgettable game. Did Carr get out coached or what? What a horrible call on 3rd and 10, to throw a man behind the line of scrimmage, and expect him to run the full distance. Why don't these fools throw the ball down the field? Nevermind, it's all moot. I hate football. 1-4 against tressel. Carr is outcoached. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Pancake 6 Report post Posted November 19, 2005 What a forgettable game. Did Carr get out coached or what? What a horrible call on 3rd and 10, to throw a man behind the line of scrimmage, and expect him to run the full distance. Why don't these fools throw the ball down the field? Nevermind, it's all moot. I hate football. 1-4 against tressel. Carr is outcoached. He is going to need a national title next year or he might be out of a job too. I'm not really in favor of firing him but if he goes, who knows, it might be the right decision. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings1914 18 Report post Posted November 19, 2005 Congrats to Ohio State (f***ers) You don't deserve to win when you have a retard that doesnt know what to do when the clock is ticking off..... RUN OUT OF BOUNDS YOU f**king SIEVE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
