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oh those wiley boys and their love for dirty deeds like physical human intimacy! as a member of the fairer sex myself, i too do not understand such wholly masculine desires! instead, i just resign myself to saying coy, pseudo-dominant things in order to assert both my intellectual superiority (i am above such base, caveman notions like "girl pretty-want touch!"), and my desire to continue this discourse, as objectification is a-ok as long as there is attention being paid toward me!

:blink:

That's actually just how I talk.

And I don't see anything wrong with conversing with people. But okay.

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Again, you're a guy. You come pre-packaged with a manual describing "sexual activity" with colorful pictures and long-winded captions.

Darlin', you're pretty naive if you think men only have sexual thoughts and enjoy sex. And if you think that gives someone a dirty mind, then that's even worse. Sexuality is not something people need to be ashamed of.

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Darlin', you're pretty naive if you think men only have sexual thoughts and enjoy sex. And if you think that gives someone a dirty mind, then that's even worse. Sexuality is not something people need to be ashamed of.

Ease up man. We were just messing around conversanting.

Hey Ms. H notice the new page, and I haven't quoted your picture. I reserve the right too though. Could be today, could be tomorrow, a year from now or never. Suspenseful huh.

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Darlin', you're pretty naive if you think men only have sexual thoughts and enjoy sex. And if you think that gives someone a dirty mind, then that's even worse. Sexuality is not something people need to be ashamed of.

doggy, my good man, i like the cut of your jib.

well said.

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Darlin', you're pretty naive if you think men only have sexual thoughts and enjoy sex. And if you think that gives someone a dirty mind, then that's even worse. Sexuality is not something people need to be ashamed of.

It was a joke.

Damn, chill out.

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if you only knew some of the stuff i find on people computers at work.....

I wouldn't be surprised, to be honest.

I would imagine that office buildings with computers in every cubicle are porn breeding bases.

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Ease up man. We were just messing around conversanting.

Hey Ms. H notice the new page, and I haven't quoted your picture. I reserve the right too though. Could be today, could be tomorrow, a year from now or never. Suspenseful huh.

I'm certain that if you did, I'd be called an attention ***** and probably thrown to the dogs.

Since, you know, members photos thread is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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Porn: The world's favorite pasttime.

Better? :P

There are probably other planets out there in the universe that like the occasional dabble into their extra terrestrial version of interwebs for some mating ritual antics...

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I feel sort of responsible for the direction this thread has headed. Talking about porn in the members photos thread. With that in mind this thread should be A LOT better than it already is...

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There are probably other planets out there in the universe that like the occasional dabble into their extra terrestrial version of interwebs for some mating ritual antics...
I'm not familiar with the sex rituals on Krypton, but Superman is clearly a product of some weird porn craze.

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I feel sort of responsible for the direction this thread has headed. Talking about porn in the members photos thread. With that in mind this thread should be A LOT better than it already is...

I once saw a Smurph porno.

True story.

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I once saw a Smurph porno.

True story.

Bet it was a gangbang huh. Pretty sure there is only one female smurf.

Porn movies have the best titles too.

Edit: seen an Bevis and Butthead non animated porn

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I need to visit this thread more often.

Yes you do

If we could combine the porn talk with the thread name, we have the best thread EVER.

Google Papa Smurf will you like my @$$ and the words black sheep or "Smurfs Lost Episode"

LMAO!!!

Im not sure whats funnier, the song or the randomness of Bill Crosby, Mr. T and Snoop!!

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