hallelujahlogic 1 Report post Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) Shoot, you wanna talk about wasted... First they let me drink out of the fifth at the bar... Then there is the night we decided I should finish off the cuervo... Then of course there is drinking a fifth of Maker's while camping... My buddy Marc (the one who enabled me at the previously shown bar) looked even funnier. Halloween fun... And finally, going to see the Wings play... haha i didn't want to have to do this, but you left me w/little choice: i'm the (incredibly sloppy) courtney love. this is from halloween 07. freaking GONE at pirate party i think this was at someone's 21st birthday. stayed a hotel that offered free drinks between 5-7 pm every day. to say my friends and i took advantage of this would be a bit of an understatement. this is my buddy romeo, later that evening: finally, Edited January 8, 2009 by hallelujahlogic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas27 7 Report post Posted January 9, 2009 (edited) Wasted? At a house party my cousin takes us to. I got bored with this rrrreeaallll fast. High school isn't my scene, I'm of age I'm going to the bar. "All right guys, I'm leaving, let me pound all your beers." So I leave, my friend comes running after me, "dude I couldn't stay there either." Got off at the wrong station on the L in Chicago with my buddy. Walked through boys town, saw a bunch of dudes run out of the bar and push each other up against the walls and start making out (I told my friend that we have to start running because there is no way I am getting swept up in that). We turn the corner and this bum says "I'm going to be honest with you guys, I need 20 bucks so I can get laid." Needless to say we told him if we had 20 bucks on us, even between us, we would give it you. Best bum ever. Actually classy compared to the ones in D-Town. Buddy tells me that all of us are leaving the bar so I need to pound this stuff. I do, I can't even tell you who gone I was before that. We get to the Bentley/Ferrari/Exotic car dealership. "Yep, I told you guys, here it comes" blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh all over the dealership. "All right, I'm done, let's go to the next bar." To this day my friends say that is the best reaction to throwing up they have ever seen, I didn't even really stop, it was almost like a drive-by yak. After the next bar we start walking home, that one superman that ho song was on at the bar so we start walking down Michigan ave. yelling "traffic sign that ho" and "painter scaffolding that ho" and "stop light the ho" and pretty much everything we saw we ho'd. We had an epic Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon battle in the painter scaffolding. We get to my buddies apartment overlooking all of Chicago. We pop in Guitar Hero. This is by far the best ending to any night. My buddy, guitar in hand, yells "ssssuuuucccckkkkkk ooonnnnnn mmmyyyyyyyy b*****lllssssss Chhhhiiiccaaagggoo" No pictures though, sorry. We're going again soon though, maybe I'll get some this time. Edited January 9, 2009 by dallas27 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas27 7 Report post Posted January 9, 2009 I think I'm gonna cave in and shave tonight. I've had this thing going at least as long as I did last year's playoff beard and the novelty's finally wearing off. YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edicius 3,269 Report post Posted January 9, 2009 YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING I'm gonna call you Nostradallas from now on, since I didn't shave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas27 7 Report post Posted January 9, 2009 I'm gonna call you Nostradallas from now on, since I didn't shave. Good. I started growing mine out a couple weeks ago (dunno if you remember my lumberjack picture) in hopes it would spark the Wings and everyone wants me to shave it. Yea, well, the Wings have been playing great since I have started growing it so there isn't any way in hell I am shaving. I did have to trim it for work though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedWingskiddo 3 Report post Posted January 9, 2009 its been too long! this is me w/the local hockey teams mascot. the local team is a joke though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inultus 12 Report post Posted January 9, 2009 Dallas, that is an awesome story, I'm even convinced you were drunk when you wrote it, lol. And HL, seriously where is this hotel? That's an amazing pile of glasses, but we might be able to match it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,793 Report post Posted January 10, 2009 its been too long! this is me w/the local hockey teams mascot. the local team is a joke though That blonde posing with you is hot! That just proves how being a mascot can get you chicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedWingskiddo 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2009 That blonde posing with you is hot! That just proves how being a mascot can get you chicks. haha thanks, i was actually going to be the mascot's assistant. guess what wouldnt work eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 Last weekend after a race down here (hence the number tag on the shirt there ) in front of an Andrew Jackson Memorial/Jackson Square in the French Quarter of New Orleans. Below that is a more general shot of Jackson Square and the St. Louis Cathedral in the background. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viperar 16 Report post Posted January 19, 2009 that is one badass looking statue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsyGood 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2009 Here is me. Shaken my milkshake, and playing hockey for the Marines, pretending I know what's going on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esquire 324 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Here's a picture of me at the Hockeytown Cafe on my birthday trip to see the Wings vs. Devils, proudly holding my new purchase! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gutierrez 7 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 This is me about two months ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms_Hockey 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 C'est moi! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j.hoop 64 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 :hat: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown Red Wings 245 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) Me and my roommate. Please excuse my seemingly ******-pose in this picture. I must have been beyond hammered. Edited January 25, 2009 by Hockeytown Red Wings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seeinred 1,488 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 C'est moi! Clinton Township represent. Me and my roommate. Please excuse my seemingly ******-pose in this picture. I must have been beyond hammered. Like we'd expect anything less from a Buckeye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sperber 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) damn, my wife won't let me post a very entertaining, yet ... disturbing picture! Edited January 25, 2009 by Sperber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hallelujahlogic 1 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 there were these people at the bar giving out free shots of tequila! they also gave me this hat for free. i think it screams "drunk girl". detroit zoo. haha..a friend of mine shooped dick cheney's head on this little guy, i can't remember why, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edicius 3,269 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 Clinton Township represent. Holla. Well, I'm not there anymore, but it still counts. Had a shoot yesterday and as usual, showed up way too early to get myself all set up and had to sit around doing nothing but listening to my Zune for about 2 hours. This picture is indicative of that, about an hour into my sitting around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 Me and my roommate. Please excuse my seemingly ******-pose in this picture. I must have been beyond hammered. You'll have to be more specific. Are you the ****** in the hat? Or the ****** without the hat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms_Hockey 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 Clinton Township represent. I do my best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jwo 7 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) Wrigley Field by the Harry Caray Statue Edited January 25, 2009 by Jwo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hallelujahlogic 1 Report post Posted January 25, 2009 Wrigley Field by the Harry Caray Statue what's your favourite planet? MINE'S THE SUN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
