Wasted?
At a house party my cousin takes us to. I got bored with this rrrreeaallll fast. High school isn't my scene, I'm of age I'm going to the bar. "All right guys, I'm leaving, let me pound all your beers." So I leave, my friend comes running after me, "dude I couldn't stay there either." Got off at the wrong station on the L in Chicago with my buddy. Walked through boys town, saw a bunch of dudes run out of the bar and push each other up against the walls and start making out (I told my friend that we have to start running because there is no way I am getting swept up in that). We turn the corner and this bum says "I'm going to be honest with you guys, I need 20 bucks so I can get laid." Needless to say we told him if we had 20 bucks on us, even between us, we would give it you. Best bum ever. Actually classy compared to the ones in D-Town.
Buddy tells me that all of us are leaving the bar so I need to pound this stuff. I do, I can't even tell you who gone I was before that. We get to the Bentley/Ferrari/Exotic car dealership. "Yep, I told you guys, here it comes" blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh all over the dealership. "All right, I'm done, let's go to the next bar." To this day my friends say that is the best reaction to throwing up they have ever seen, I didn't even really stop, it was almost like a drive-by yak. After the next bar we start walking home, that one superman that ho song was on at the bar so we start walking down Michigan ave. yelling "traffic sign that ho" and "painter scaffolding that ho" and "stop light the ho" and pretty much everything we saw we ho'd. We had an epic Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon battle in the painter scaffolding. We get to my buddies apartment overlooking all of Chicago. We pop in Guitar Hero. This is by far the best ending to any night. My buddy, guitar in hand, yells "ssssuuuucccckkkkkk ooonnnnnn mmmyyyyyyyy b*****lllssssss Chhhhiiiccaaagggoo"
No pictures though, sorry. We're going again soon though, maybe I'll get some this time.
Edited by dallas27, 08 January 2009 - 08:38 PM.