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#3481 hallelujahlogic

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:04 AM

QUOTE (Ms_Hockey @ February 3, 2009 - 03:40AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Again, you're a guy. You come pre-packaged with a manual describing "sexual activity" with colorful pictures and long-winded captions.




oh those wiley boys and their love for dirty deeds like physical human intimacy! as a member of the fairer sex myself, i too do not understand such wholly masculine desires! instead, i just resign myself to saying coy, pseudo-dominant things in order to assert both my intellectual superiority (i am above such base, caveman notions like "girl pretty-want touch!"), and my desire to continue this discourse, as objectification is a-ok as long as there is attention being paid toward me!


but yeah. like i said. this thread is awesome.

here's my dog eating her toy:






also, i have the flu and am a bit loopy right now. just sayin'.

Edited by hallelujahlogic, 03 February 2009 - 09:05 AM.

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#3482 Ms_Hockey

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 03:04 PM

QUOTE (Statts @ February 3, 2009 - 04:34AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, I think your talking about porn magazines.
You look at them too?!?!

Wow, you just keep getting better and better.

Porn: America's favorite pasttime.
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

#3483 Ms_Hockey

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 03:06 PM

QUOTE (hallelujahlogic @ February 3, 2009 - 09:04AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh those wiley boys and their love for dirty deeds like physical human intimacy! as a member of the fairer sex myself, i too do not understand such wholly masculine desires! instead, i just resign myself to saying coy, pseudo-dominant things in order to assert both my intellectual superiority (i am above such base, caveman notions like "girl pretty-want touch!"), and my desire to continue this discourse, as objectification is a-ok as long as there is attention being paid toward me!

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That's actually just how I talk.

And I don't see anything wrong with conversing with people. But okay.
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

#3484 JayUp88

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 03:52 PM

QUOTE (Ms_Hockey @ February 3, 2009 - 03:04PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Porn: America's favorite pasttime.


if you only knew some of the stuff i find on people computers at work.....
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 04:08 PM

QUOTE (Ms_Hockey @ February 3, 2009 - 03:40AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Again, you're a guy. You come pre-packaged with a manual describing "sexual activity" with colorful pictures and long-winded captions.

Darlin', you're pretty naive if you think men only have sexual thoughts and enjoy sex. And if you think that gives someone a dirty mind, then that's even worse. Sexuality is not something people need to be ashamed of.
Rough as guts.

#3486 Statts

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 04:17 PM

QUOTE (Doggy @ February 3, 2009 - 12:08PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Darlin', you're pretty naive if you think men only have sexual thoughts and enjoy sex. And if you think that gives someone a dirty mind, then that's even worse. Sexuality is not something people need to be ashamed of.

Ease up man. We were just messing around conversanting.

Hey Ms. H notice the new page, and I haven't quoted your picture. I reserve the right too though. Could be today, could be tomorrow, a year from now or never. Suspenseful huh.

Edited by Statts, 03 February 2009 - 04:22 PM.

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#3487 hallelujahlogic

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 04:54 PM

QUOTE (Doggy @ February 3, 2009 - 04:08PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Darlin', you're pretty naive if you think men only have sexual thoughts and enjoy sex. And if you think that gives someone a dirty mind, then that's even worse. Sexuality is not something people need to be ashamed of.




doggy, my good man, i like the cut of your jib.
well said.

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#3488 Ms_Hockey

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:01 PM

QUOTE (Doggy @ February 3, 2009 - 04:08PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Darlin', you're pretty naive if you think men only have sexual thoughts and enjoy sex. And if you think that gives someone a dirty mind, then that's even worse. Sexuality is not something people need to be ashamed of.

It was a joke.

Damn, chill out.
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

#3489 uk_redwing

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:01 PM

QUOTE (Ms_Hockey @ February 3, 2009 - 08:04PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Porn: America's favorite pasttime.


Theres are other countries that enjoy that "hobby" aswell... ph34r.gif

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#3490 Ms_Hockey

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:02 PM

QUOTE (JayUp88 @ February 3, 2009 - 03:52PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
if you only knew some of the stuff i find on people computers at work.....

I wouldn't be surprised, to be honest.

I would imagine that office buildings with computers in every cubicle are porn breeding bases.
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

#3491 Ms_Hockey

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:04 PM

QUOTE (Statts @ February 3, 2009 - 04:17PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ease up man. We were just messing around conversanting.

Hey Ms. H notice the new page, and I haven't quoted your picture. I reserve the right too though. Could be today, could be tomorrow, a year from now or never. Suspenseful huh.

I'm certain that if you did, I'd be called an attention ***** and probably thrown to the dogs.

Since, you know, members photos thread is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

#3492 Ms_Hockey

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:05 PM

QUOTE (uk_redwing @ February 3, 2009 - 05:01PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Theres are other countries that enjoy that "hobby" aswell... ph34r.gif

Porn: The world's favorite pasttime.

Better? tongue.gif
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

#3493 HenrikRules40

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:46 PM

QUOTE (Ms_Hockey @ February 3, 2009 - 05:01PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was a joke.

Damn, chill out.


laugh.gif I find that reply so ironic, considering your other posts...like in the slush sluts thread. LGW cracks me up.



#3494 AlinaG15

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:11 PM



Whoooo!!! Meeee!!!
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:16 PM

QUOTE (Ms_Hockey @ February 3, 2009 - 10:05PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Porn: The world's favorite pasttime.

Better? tongue.gif


There are probably other planets out there in the universe that like the occasional dabble into their extra terrestrial version of interwebs for some mating ritual antics...

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#3496 Statts

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:17 PM

I feel sort of responsible for the direction this thread has headed. Talking about porn in the members photos thread. With that in mind this thread should be A LOT better than it already is...

Edited by Statts, 03 February 2009 - 07:39 PM.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
I said, You'll be sorry.
He said, Oh, yeah? Why?
I said, Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:06 PM

QUOTE (HenrikRules40 @ February 3, 2009 - 05:46PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
laugh.gif I find that reply so ironic, considering your other posts...like in the slush sluts thread. LGW cracks me up.

People are easily wound up, myself included.
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:20 PM

QUOTE (AlinaG15 @ February 3, 2009 - 02:11PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Whoooo!!! Meeee!!!

Nice picture

I hope that's not porn your watching in the background
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
I said, You'll be sorry.
He said, Oh, yeah? Why?
I said, Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.
-Emo Philips

#3499 Ms_Hockey

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:31 PM

QUOTE (uk_redwing @ February 3, 2009 - 06:16PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There are probably other planets out there in the universe that like the occasional dabble into their extra terrestrial version of interwebs for some mating ritual antics...
I'm not familiar with the sex rituals on Krypton, but Superman is clearly a product of some weird porn craze.

QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

#3500 Ms_Hockey

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:32 PM

QUOTE (Statts @ February 3, 2009 - 06:17PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I feel sort of responsible for the direction this thread has headed. Talking about porn in the members photos thread. With that in mind this thread should be A LOT better than it already is...

I once saw a Smurph porno.

True story.
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.




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