iheartsteviey 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 i saw this and thought it was funny...you make up book titles written by hockey players, teams, coaches, etc. that you would never see. for example... "How to score on a breakaway" --Kris Draper "How to win on a budget" --Kenny Holland and Mike Illitch "Getting in Shape for Dummies" --Keith Tkachuk "Winning Championships" --the majority of the Central Division "Getting through a hockey game without breaking a stick" --Andreas Lilja "Taking care of your groin" --The whole NHL but with a special forward by Dominik Hasek ...you get the point. oh, and let's not goalie bash the whole time PLEASE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings1914 18 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to stop center ice shots" - Chris Osgood "How to say something funny" - Manny Legace (Hey.....im bashing both, so it doesnt count ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RusDRW 155 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 Something you may get for sure in your local store: "How to dive" by P. Forsberg, edited by Sidney Crosby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings1914 18 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 Something you may get for sure in your local store: "How to dive" by P. Forsberg, edited by Sidney Crosby Don't forget about "How to turn Andreas Lilja into an NHL superstar" - By Every person that owns NHL 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelios57 31 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to suck ass" - by the entire defensive squad of the Pittsburgh Penguins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings1914 18 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to suck ass" - by the entire defensive squad of the Pittsburgh Penguins ...With a special word by the St. Louis Blues Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Swimming with the Sharks Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to stop center ice shots" - Chris Osgood With a special forward by Dan Cloutier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevieisthebest 80 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 Something you may get for sure in your local store: "How to dive" by P. Forsberg, edited by Sidney Crosby and by teameu salmae Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevieisthebest 80 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "how to be the most hated player in all off the national hockey league"- Todd Burtuzzie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevieisthebest 80 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 im sorry im so bad at spelling names^^^^^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spr2272 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to run a successful gambling ring"- Rick Tocchet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betterREDthandead 58 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "Playoff Success: How to Lead Your Team to the Stanley Cup", by Keith Primeau. "Champs Again! Memories of a Cup Parade" by any fan of the St. Louis Blues. "My Friend Claude" by Darren McCarty. "Fighting And Me" by Claude Lemieux. **NEW RELEASE!** "Beginner's Guide To Betting" by Rick Tocchet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RusDRW 155 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to run a successful gambling ring"- Rick Tocchet excellent!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Swimming with the Sharks Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "The Art of Tact" by Jeremy Roenick "The Art of Humility" by Patrick Roy "The Art of Puck Possession" by Jacques Lemaire "Winning Strategies Against the Detroit Red Wings" by Joel Quenneville "The History of the NHL, 1995 edition" by Mike Haynes "Team Loyalty" by Paul Kariya and Teemu Selanne "Negotiating the Labor Contract" by Bob Goodenow "Finding the Best Goalie for Your Money" by Dale Tallon "How to Score on a Wide-Open Net" by Esa Tikkanen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schneids_is_awesome 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 This thread is making my day, totally hilarious Ohhh the Wings Just SCORED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saran 1 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "Beauty Secrets" - Mike Ricci Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saran 1 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How To Fake An Injury" - Mike Riberio Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings1914 18 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to be friends with Manny Legace" - Scott Hartnell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saran 1 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to be friends with Manny Legace" - Scott Hartnell Also in that series "How to be one-punched by Fischer" - Scott Hartnell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grinder_25 1 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to blame everything & everyone else on a loss but yourself and your team" - Pat Quinn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings1914 18 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "Turtling" - Claude Lemieux and Sean Avery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spr2272 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "Beauty Secrets" - Mike Ricci lmao... that book would be a number one seller how could you resists a pretty face like this, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ColdWarrior 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How To Fake An Injury" - Mike Riberio "How to Fake an Injury, vol 2" - Uwe Krupp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asia13 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to play Hockey" - Boyd Deveraux "The Secret of toughness" - Ken Holland "How to keep my Head up" - Eric Lindros "How to stay fit" - Brett Hull and Keith Tkachuk the wonderful duet "How to be a GM" - Mike Milbury Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
X8oD 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 "How to Fake an Injury, vol 2" - Uwe Krupp "How To Fake an Injury, Vol 3, 4, 5, 6... and 8" Darcy Tucker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
