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After taking the Oilers pre-game skate in a vintage Johan Garpenlov jersey, Ryan Smyth then refuses to take a spot in the starting lineup and can be overhead by the incredibly inept Pierr McGuire saying to head coach MacTavish that "I'm not killing penalties for you anymore! You no-talent, no-hands, coat tail riding, helmut-less wonder!".

Kevin Lowe hears of this and jumps to the phone, quickly ringing the trade-master: Kenneth Abraham Amnesia Holland III. "Kenny; it's Lowesy here... I've got to dump Smyth, is there anything you can give me for him? I've got to get some more skill on our lines and Smyth is just taking up space in front of the net these days" Kenny replies, "Kevsy baby, these aren't the old days you know... we can't just throw away our picks and prospects like they grow on trees anymore. How about a top 4 D'man and a PP point specialist for Smyth?" Lowe thinks it over and resigns himself to the fact that it's probably the best deal he's gonna get for a malcontent underachiever with no heart who also has serious man-love going for Garpenlov. "Kenny - let's do the deal", he says. "Great!", Kenny quips back quickly as the saliva drools down his chin and immediately contacts Babs to tell him that Lilja and Williams are "unavailable" for tonight's upcoming game. Babs tells Kenny, "If the Lilja-monster goes.... I go with him dammit!"

Stevie steps in as head coach, motivates Smyth and turns him into a gritty heart and soul type guy and we win the Cup. Datsyuk wins the Con Smythe trophy after scoring 12 goals and adding 1 assist in the playoffs.

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Holland is intersted in signing Tim Horton's remains to take over for--and be more effective than--Andreas Lilja (aka Mr. I wasnt turtling, that check on Gagne knocked one of my contacts out and I needed to find it).

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After taking the Oilers pre-game skate in a vintage Johan Garpenlov jersey, Ryan Smyth then refuses to take a spot in the starting lineup and can be overhead by the incredibly inept Pierr McGuire saying to head coach MacTavish that "I'm not killing penalties for you anymore! You no-talent, no-hands, coat tail riding, helmut-less wonder!".

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Bob Clarke returns as Flyers gm and immediately convinces Dave Babych to come out of retirement to help the Flyers for a playoffs push. 1 shift Babych plays his leg falls off and sues the Flyers again for pushing him too hard. The Dave Babych finishes his working career as a stand in for Dr Phil.

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Konstantinov miraculously becomes normal again(pre-accident), passes his physical and comes on board.

I would celebrate this along with Fisch. But I'm going to go out on a limb here and say... Sakic or Hedjuk to the wings. :D

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