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#1 Icer

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:09 PM

I was out on TSN.ca checking the injury list and the Oiler's Daniel Tjarnqvist is on the IR for an inflamed pubic bone. Sounds like he's got a feminine problem. laugh.gif Hope it's not serious.

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:11 PM

Call me crazy, but I would have gone with the good ol' lower body injury for that one.

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:13 PM

I seen that on there earlier too. They could have been a bit more vague, just for his sake. laugh.gif

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:19 PM

That's definitely saying more than I wanted to know... crazy.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:43 PM

QUOTE(toby91_ca @ March 2, 2007 - 03:11PM) View Post

Call me crazy, but I would have gone with the good ol' lower body injury for that one.

^
No kidding, he`s probably like this -----> blush.gif

I read that Ken Dryden once got injured because he cut his hand while trying to repair some old bagpipes laugh.gif

Edited by Zetter is Better, 02 March 2007 - 03:44 PM.

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:48 PM

I wouldn't laugh too much, he probably took a puck to that area

Being a goalie, I know how it feels

#7 NeverForgetMac25

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:49 PM

Not the best thing to read while I'm in the office.

Nonetheless, I laughed my ass off!
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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:50 PM

That was a good laugh after lunch cool.gif

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:54 PM

QUOTE(toby91_ca @ March 2, 2007 - 03:11PM) View Post

Call me crazy, but I would have gone with the good ol' lower body injury for that one.

You're crazy.

I would have done the same thing. laugh.gif
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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:56 PM

QUOTE(Zetter is Better @ March 2, 2007 - 03:43PM) View Post

^
No kidding, he`s probably like this -----> blush.gif

I read that Ken Dryden once got injured because he cut his hand while trying to repair some old bagpipes laugh.gif


Bagpipes.. haha.... aw man, now I wanna go see Ireland. Forget this Michigan winter stuff.

I'm kinda tempted to send the Tjarnqvist a card c/o the Oilers now...


No, it's definitely excitement.

#11 Icer

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 04:17 PM

QUOTE(Flip-check @ March 2, 2007 - 03:56PM) View Post
I'm kinda tempted to send the Tjarnqvist a card c/o the Oilers now...
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Dear Daniel,

I hope your manjina feels better.

Love,

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#12 Matt

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 04:37 PM

I heard his wife disputes the report.





/dodges incoming tomatoes

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 04:51 PM

Heh. Yeah, they could have vagued that up for him, you'd think.

Reminds me of the time I was playing NHL 2002 (I think?) with my brother-in-law and the injury report after one game had Draper out with a ruptured ********. Ouch! Poor simulated Drapes. We laughed but agreed the programmers at EA were rather sadistic including that one.

Edited by Grind Line 33, 02 March 2007 - 04:52 PM.


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Posted 02 March 2007 - 04:52 PM

QUOTE(Matt @ March 2, 2007 - 03:37PM) View Post

I heard his wife disputes the report.
/dodges incoming tomatoes

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 04:55 PM

QUOTE(Grind Line 33 @ March 2, 2007 - 04:51PM) View Post

Heh. Yeah, they could have vagued that up for him, you'd think.

Reminds me of the time I was playing NHL 2002 (I think?) with my brother-in-law and the injury report after one game had Draper out with a ruptured ********. Ouch! Poor simulated Drapes. We laughed but agreed the programmers at EA were rather sadistic including that one.


That is sick. I just.... I'm going to go stuff my face with pizza and forget that I just read that simulated-Drapes injury!


No, it's definitely excitement.

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 06:04 PM

Inflamed pubic bone? laugh.gif I can honestly say I have never once come across that diagnosis in clinic or in my vast readings of many, many pathologies. laugh.gif


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Posted 02 March 2007 - 06:09 PM

haha its funny when 2 players on teh same team have: wrist injury, and the other groin injury

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 06:24 PM

QUOTE(Icer @ March 2, 2007 - 03:09PM) View Post

I was out on TSN.ca checking the injury list and the Oiler's Daniel Tjarnqvist is on the IR for an inflamed pubic bone. Sounds like he's got a feminine problem. laugh.gif Hope it's not serious.


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Posted 02 March 2007 - 07:00 PM

QUOTE(Lidstrom5 D-Man @ March 2, 2007 - 06:24PM) View Post

"How'd ya get the beans above the frank?!?" crazy.gif


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Posted 02 March 2007 - 07:36 PM

OH man that laugh.gif
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