Icer 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 I was out on TSN.ca checking the injury list and the Oiler's Daniel Tjarnqvist is on the IR for an inflamed pubic bone. Sounds like he's got a feminine problem. Hope it's not serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toby91_ca 620 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 Call me crazy, but I would have gone with the good ol' lower body injury for that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kp-Wings 3 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 I seen that on there earlier too. They could have been a bit more vague, just for his sake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FinWing 26 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 That's definitely saying more than I wanted to know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetter is Better 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 (edited) Call me crazy, but I would have gone with the good ol' lower body injury for that one. ^ No kidding, he`s probably like this -----> I read that Ken Dryden once got injured because he cut his hand while trying to repair some old bagpipes Edited March 2, 2007 by Zetter is Better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ultrapail 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 I wouldn't laugh too much, he probably took a puck to that area Being a goalie, I know how it feels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 Not the best thing to read while I'm in the office. Nonetheless, I laughed my ass off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingsfan40 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 That was a good laugh after lunch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLegend19 1 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 Call me crazy, but I would have gone with the good ol' lower body injury for that one. You're crazy. I would have done the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flip-check 6 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 ^ No kidding, he`s probably like this -----> I read that Ken Dryden once got injured because he cut his hand while trying to repair some old bagpipes Bagpipes.. haha.... aw man, now I wanna go see Ireland. Forget this Michigan winter stuff. I'm kinda tempted to send the Tjarnqvist a card c/o the Oilers now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icer 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 I'm kinda tempted to send the Tjarnqvist a card c/o the Oilers now... Dear Daniel, I hope your manjina feels better. Love, Flip-check Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 1,048 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 I heard his wife disputes the report. /dodges incoming tomatoes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grind Line 33 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 (edited) Heh. Yeah, they could have vagued that up for him, you'd think. Reminds me of the time I was playing NHL 2002 (I think?) with my brother-in-law and the injury report after one game had Draper out with a ruptured ********. Ouch! Poor simulated Drapes. We laughed but agreed the programmers at EA were rather sadistic including that one. Edited March 2, 2007 by Grind Line 33 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 I heard his wife disputes the report. /dodges incoming tomatoes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flip-check 6 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 Heh. Yeah, they could have vagued that up for him, you'd think. Reminds me of the time I was playing NHL 2002 (I think?) with my brother-in-law and the injury report after one game had Draper out with a ruptured ********. Ouch! Poor simulated Drapes. We laughed but agreed the programmers at EA were rather sadistic including that one. That is sick. I just.... I'm going to go stuff my face with pizza and forget that I just read that simulated-Drapes injury! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 Inflamed pubic bone? I can honestly say I have never once come across that diagnosis in clinic or in my vast readings of many, many pathologies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saran 1 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 haha its funny when 2 players on teh same team have: wrist injury, and the other groin injury Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lidstrom5 D-Man 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2007 I was out on TSN.ca checking the injury list and the Oiler's Daniel Tjarnqvist is on the IR for an inflamed pubic bone. Sounds like he's got a feminine problem. Hope it's not serious. "How'd ya get the beans above the frank?!?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted March 3, 2007 "How'd ya get the beans above the frank?!?" FRANKS AND BEANS FRANKS AND BEANS! Have you seen my baseball??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingslogo19 281 Report post Posted March 3, 2007 OH man that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Packer487 3 Report post Posted March 3, 2007 Is it even possible to inflame a bone? -Tim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kp-Wings 3 Report post Posted March 3, 2007 Is it even possible to inflame a bone? -Tim Well now it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted March 3, 2007 Is it even possible to inflame a bone? -Tim In fact it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flip-check 6 Report post Posted March 3, 2007 In fact it is. She's our resident doctor-to-be. I'd trust that there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings_Rule_1010 4 Report post Posted March 3, 2007 OMG!!! How embarassing. I wish they would had been more discrete about the injury. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
