You know you're a Detroit Red Wings fan if...

[VikingMark 5]

You still believe!

(loved this one though)

You tell people that Canada is south of the Joe.

[FirstSamuel1745 0]

Someone's last name starting with a "Yz" doesn't seem odd.

[RedFX 48]

You know what happened March 26.

[IceMunkee 15]

You know your a Red Wings fan if you praise your goaltender one day and then want to murder him the next.

[Kira 451]

You wear a Red Wings shirt in enemy territory and when they ask why, you say, "Where I come from this is not a problem."

[Lidstrom5 D-Man 0]

Red Game Day Thong really has a place in our hearts (and other body parts!)

[DEVILSWATERBOY 10]

OHHHHHH you mean that little piece of Ontario... Sorry!

Yes its called Windsor

[glasgowcelticwing 18]

you see Steve Yzerman as a GOD!!!!

All bow to the God of Hockey!!!!! Number 19......... " The Captain".

[DEVILSWATERBOY 10]

That youtell people you are from HOCKEY TOWN not Detroit

Edited May 24, 2007 by DEVILSWATERBOY

[Guest DetroitIan]

You know you are a Red Wings fan if you needed tissues during Steve Yzerman's retirement ceremony.

[Offsides 21]

You know you're a Red Wing fan if you've named your child Gordie, Stevie Y. or Stanley

[Guest jaytan]

If you don't find it odd to stuff a cephalopod down your pants, but you kick your neighbour's dog just because his name is Claude.

Edited May 24, 2007 by jaytan

[RedRockit 0]

You buy your son authentic jerseys in your own size for Christmas and his birthday, then steal 'em back from him for the playoffs.

[DEVILSWATERBOY 10]

your childs first word was Konstantenov

When you buy a Forsberg Jersey to burn before the playoffs start

[Bad Vlad Forever 1]

If you just sniped two other people on EBAY to get the Red Wings 4 DVD set, so that you can pretend the Wings are still playing.

*shifty eyes*

[HuntsVegas Baby 0]

You think people are kidding when they say there is a hockey team in Arizona.

And then they tell you that their in your conference :looney:

Edited May 24, 2007 by HuntsVegas Baby

[IceMunkee 15]

....If your 4 year old daughter thinks Henrik Zetterberg is going to marry her.

****Your wifes secret fantasy dreams are about him as well****

[Guest jaytan]

You've written to your state representatives asking why they can't make it a capital offense to have a goals against average over 1.0.

Edited May 24, 2007 by jaytan

[lfd250 1]

MO Cheese is a person not a menu order.

Refer to The Knitting Lady as team mom

And don't forget Orange Hat Guy

[Bannedforlife 403]

You know you're a Red Wings fan if you shaved off a surprisingly long beard yesterday.

[haroldsnepsts 4,826]

..you know the proper way to cook an octopus for stuffing it down your pants.

[bruisebrother15 29]

You won't drive a Chevy Avalanche or Colorado even though they are running a great deal on them.

You think 40 years old is young for a hockey player.

You find yourself saying "Bingo Bango" and "Holy Mackeral" more than usual.

You can pronounce just about any Swedish name.

[Kira 451]

You plan your schedule around games and training camp. Gulity.

Your phone number includes your favorite player's number. Also guilty.

Your Pin number to get to your voice mail on your cell phone is your favorite player's number. Guilty of that one, too.

You bought a Colorado Avalanche jersey at the Salvation Army just to watch it burn. ALMOST guilty of that one, but I didn't want to waste the two bucks.

Edited May 24, 2007 by Kira

[DEVILSWATERBOY 10]

You know your a Wings fan if you know how to cook Calamrie and how to throw it: also if your wardrobe consists of 20 red and white jerseys

....If your 4 year old daughter thinks Henrik Zetterberg is going to marry her.

****Your wifes secret fantasy dreams are about him as well****

isnt that the truth

[shutTHEduckUP 0]

your remote is still shattered in 18 pieces because of game 6