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#81 Bad Vlad Forever

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:01 PM

You know you're a Detroit Red Wings fan if you'd actually go down Cass Corridor to get Datsyuk's autograph!

Edited by Bad Vlad Forever, 24 May 2007 - 07:02 PM.

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:10 PM

You want to live in Michigan despite the fact that you live in London (england) and that the only place you've been to in America is (wait for it....) Colorado!

and on a similar note if you stay up til ridiculous hours listening to games on NHL radio...

#83 maltbymaniac

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:17 PM

QUOTE(Bad Vlad Forever @ May 24, 2007 - 02:22PM) View Post

Everytime you see film of the 97 wings/avs playoff melee, you go outside in your wings jersey, take off your wing nut hat and place it over your heart as you salute your red wings flag and sing 'America the Beautiful' as your neighbors look on shaking their heads.



clap.gif lmao whoo now that was some funny stuff

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#84 Firehawk

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:19 PM

If you're ready to throw your goalie under a bus after he makes one bad play...

If you're all for the team age average being over 35.

If you expect to have won the stanley cup every year since 93.

Edited by Firehawk, 24 May 2007 - 07:19 PM.

U GUYS ARE FUKIN ANYOING IM GONNA COME DOWN THERE AND KILL ALL YALL THE ONLY THING THAT SAVED UR TEAM WAS OSGOOD AND OSSGOOD SUKS 2 JUST LIKE UR WHOLE FUKIN TEAM I HOPE U HEARD THIS AND THINK CAUSE ALL I GOT TO SAY TO U IS UR A BUNCH OF FUKIN IDIOTS BARONS A HOOSER CUSE HE WENT TO UR TEAM AND I HOPE U GUYS SHOULD SEND UR TEAM TO ANOTHER CITY CAUSE U GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF FUKIN WHINERS GO CANUCKS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- A canucks fan on stltoday.com

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#85 redwingslady87

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:20 PM

Getting stuff done at work early in the night so you can sit down and watch the game.

#86 HkyTwn

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:24 PM

QUOTE(RockyMountainWingGal @ May 24, 2007 - 04:09PM) View Post

You truly believe that every little thing you do (or don't do) during the course of a WIngs game day could actually affect the outcome even though you're a thousand miles away... laugh.gif


So. So. Guilty. I switch chairs between periods, sit with my legs a certain way, keep my laptop closed.. .I do really stupid things all the time. It's just great. laugh.gif
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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:25 PM

QUOTE(Kira @ May 24, 2007 - 04:12PM) View Post

You have to wear a Wings shirt on game day, no matter what.

Your idea of dressing up is wearing a Red Wings jersey.



thats me exactly clap.gif . this is the funniest thread ever

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#88 nater

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:26 PM

First Post ever here for me!!

You live in the South and get the weirdest looks from everyone when you tell them the reason you are in such a bad mood is because "the wings lost and I don't want to talk about it."

You have to defend Hockey to almost everyone you know because they don't understand the game and think its a retarded sport, but still tell them about last nights win with great detail and excitement.

#89 wingnut22

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:31 PM

QUOTE(RockyMountainWingGal @ May 24, 2007 - 04:09PM) View Post

You truly believe that every little thing you do (or don't do) during the course of a WIngs game day could actually affect the outcome even though you're a thousand miles away... laugh.gif


QUOTE(HkyTwn @ May 24, 2007 - 08:24PM) View Post

So. So. Guilty. I switch chairs between periods, sit with my legs a certain way, keep my laptop closed.. .I do really stupid things all the time. It's just great. laugh.gif


haha I do the same thing, move my legs in different positions. If I dont get up at all during the 1st intermission and we do really good the 2nd period, no matter how bad I have to go to the bathroom I refuse to move during the 2nd intermision! I also always get these signs on game days, for example randomly hearing "I can see Clearly Now" or "Hes so Fine" (the Do-Lang song they play after Lang scores) on the radio, or watching Ninja Warrior and seeing "The Octopus Man" hold up his dead octopus before he competes lol.

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#90 Flodgers

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:49 PM

Your friends blame you for the canucks beating the stars and not going to Dallas to watch a playoff game.

#91 HenrikRules40

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:54 PM

You know you're a Detroit Red Wings fan if...

the outcome of every single training camp, pre-season, season, and playoff Red Wing game has a direct correlation to your mood. I'm not kidding. If the Wings lose my family stays the hell away from me. If I'm home they will just put food in front of my bedroom door and text me goodnight.


#92 BobRouse03

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:59 PM

You eat Little Ceasar's pizza simply to "support the team"

#93 Bert44Wingsfan

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:07 PM

Your personal Father, Son, and Holy Ghost is Scotty Bowman, Steve Yzerman and Ken Holland. (Better known as the brain trust).

#94 HockeyCrazy3033

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:13 PM

QUOTE(HenrikRules40 @ May 24, 2007 - 08:54PM) View Post
You know you're a Detroit Red Wings fan if...

the outcome of every single training camp, pre-season, season, and playoff Red Wing game has a direct correlation to your mood. I'm not kidding. If the Wings lose my family stays the hell away from me. If I'm home they will just put food in front of my bedroom door and text me goodnight.


HAHA! That's exactly how I am too. You know how many times I get called a ***** during the season and playoffs due to my 'attitude' if they lose. They are all like..stay away from Reem..she is MEAN.

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#95 ehorn3

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:14 PM

you own 2 Stevie Y, a Lidstrom, a Shananhan, one home, one away plain and one practice jersey, Five posters, four different bumber stickers, 97' Championship flag, 10 t-shirts, three hats, 6 championship glasses, a bean bag chair and you have lived in St Louis all your life


you wear only red hockey equipment even when your team color is blue
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#96 Elshupacabra

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:25 PM

QUOTE(Kira @ May 24, 2007 - 10:50AM) View Post

...Your phone number includes your favorite player's number. Also guilty...

ha ha ha, when I got my cell phone thats how I remembered what its number was, using player numbers, so my first three numbers were Larionov (8) and Holmstrom (96) laugh.gif

QUOTE(HenrikRules40 @ May 24, 2007 - 03:54PM) View Post

You know you're a Detroit Red Wings fan if...

the outcome of every single training camp, pre-season, season, and playoff Red Wing game has a direct correlation to your mood. I'm not kidding. If the Wings lose my family stays the hell away from me. If I'm home they will just put food in front of my bedroom door and text me goodnight.

thats how I am too, I threw up on Tuesday after they lost blush.gif

Edited by Elshupacabra, 24 May 2007 - 08:22 PM.


#97 HenrikRules40

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:28 PM

QUOTE(Elshupacabra @ May 24, 2007 - 08:25PM) View Post


thats how I am too, I threw up on Tuesday after they lost blush.gif



It's ok. *pats you on the back* Have some Pepto Bismol and a breath mint. laugh.gif Actually, if you ever feel like throwing up, down a teaspoon of lemon juice and sugar. Comes in very handy during the playoffs.


#98 MonkeyGoalie

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:30 PM

by the end of the playoff season your jersey can stand up by itself.

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:34 PM

QUOTE(Bad Vlad Forever @ May 24, 2007 - 02:15PM) View Post

You prefer to watch the CBC coverage because Don Cherry is hosting


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#100 EMG77

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:35 PM

You and your friends run up your cell phone bill texting each other during the late road playoff games. Then calling each other when Detroit scores to tie the game late (Lang) then win in OT (Schneider).





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