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The U of M Wolverines lost rather badly to the MSU Spartans this afternoon, thusly Hockeytown0001 would be an unhappy lad.

Ah. Thank you.

I had a guy come into the C store last weekend. His credit card wouldn't work, so he had to use another one. He was wondering why we couldn't get that one to swipe. I saw he was wearing a Spartans shirt and told him that was the problem; his shirt wasn't blue. He looked at me kind of oddly.

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Why can't a dog play the trumpet?

Because they can't read music. Duh.

Plus they have no lips and and they would need at least 3 fingers to operate the valves. Or 2 fingers and a thumb, I guess, but that would be awkward.

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Here's totally random for you. I came across this and liked it so I'm sharing.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover ~ Mark Twain

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