Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted June 1, 2011 In the year 2000, will we all be on speed dial? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 1, 2011 In the year 2000, will we all be on speed dial? Nah, we'll be on crack shuggah. 1 wingnut22 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 2, 2011 If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted June 3, 2011 Some people shouldn't be allowed to work where they are. 1 wingnut22 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 4, 2011 Some people shouldn't be allowed to work where they are. You want them to work where they aren't? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted June 5, 2011 (edited) I'd prefer them to work where I'm not. Edited June 5, 2011 by Hockeytown0001 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 5, 2011 "Why is lemonade not aiding me?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted June 6, 2011 "Why do we need so many styrofoam peanuts? What's with all this stuff and why is it so small?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 14, 2011 Why is it that everyone thinks accounting is the bad guys? We have this salesman that always makes me look like the one annoying him for a PO from the customer when he knows that we require them. Guess I need to live up to my reputation and keep on him until he straightens out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 17, 2011 What did Jesus ever do for Santa Claus on his birthday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted June 17, 2011 (edited) I keep reading the title of the thread about the ****-couver riots as "Mormons at large" Where are we? Salt Lake City? Edited June 17, 2011 by puckloo39 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 19, 2011 Let's play "How Would You Have Handled This?" Let me give you some background. I work weekend graves in a c-store. We are on the south side of an interstate. North of the interstate is a residential area that can best be described as "upper middle class". They stay on their side of the I, except at night, when we are the only c-store open. On my side of the I, we have businesses to the west and low-income housing to the east. Since we're the only place open, lots of people use us as a sort of meeting place. We have some "working girls" who come in, and there is all sorts of activity that I know NOTHING about that happens on the side of the building (and I intend to keep knowing NOTHING about all activities not happening in my store). In general there is a problem with the high school/college age girls from the north. They come in dressed in short short skirts and shorts, high heels, and shirts where you can see their undergarments. They wear way too much make-up, have wild hair colours, and whine and swear loudly and act as if the world revolved around them. The only real difference between the high school/college girls and the hookers is that the girls pay with large bills and the hookers pay with large bills and food stamps. The other difference (and this varies greatly) is the attitude. The girls from the north act as though you are beneath them. The working girls realize that if they get ugly, old, or fat, they'll end up working in a c-store, so they have a bit of compassion. Lots of times guys try to hire the girls from the north by mistake. The girls get uppity and act all insulted because it's their "right" to dress however they want to and people are somehow supposed to just know whether or not they are whores. So last night there was a bunch of college aged guys hanging around and one came in and told me that the others were harassing a girl and I should kick them all out. Since he was one of that group, I figured he was joking. That group comes in a lot, and they have strange senses of humour. So this girl comes in, except she's not a girl. She's at least 30. She's dressed not just like a hooker, but like a really cheap hooker. I've never seen her before, so I don't know if she's new or if she's just passing through or what. When she came in, she was mumbling "******* assholes". I asked if they guys were bothering her. She said no. They were just asking how much, like she'd want to do them. I honestly couldn't tell if she was turning them down because they weren't good enough or if she wasn't a hooker. I told her that if they were bothering her, I'd tell them to leave. She said no, they weren't bothering her. So after she left, I called the kid who had come in over and asked if she was a hooker or if she was just dressed like one. He laughed. He said he didn't know for sure, but thought she was. I told him to tell his friends that they can't be harassing girls in front of the store and if they kept it up, they'd have to leave. They hung out some more and then left. So what do you think? Should I have kicked them out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 21, 2011 I would've pleaded the 5th and say "I know or hear nothing." But this is coming from a guy that likes to not hear or know much and hates drama within 1000 yards of him. A friend of mine recently said, "Hey guess what?!" Then he immediately told me something else. I was like, "You gotta let me guess man, that was a question!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Never_Retire_Steve 35 Report post Posted June 21, 2011 Ask her if she's there for the bang-gang Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HOCKEY MATTERS 167 Report post Posted June 21, 2011 (edited) Random. You can customize and move toolbar buttons in Firefox.... http://www.quickonlinetips.com/archives/2009/06/how-to-move-unlock-firefox-toolbar/ Edited June 21, 2011 by HOCKEY MATTERS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 21, 2011 I keep reading the title of the thread about the ****-couver riots as "Mormons at large" Where are we? Salt Lake City? Ever since I read this I see the same thing....and now we've got the Mormon adds on the right side of the screen that add to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 22, 2011 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 22, 2011 Funny that you posted this. I couldn't hear it because I'm at work so I watched. 6 months until Christmas, better start saving for those presents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted June 22, 2011 No Christmas music for me at all until the day after Thanksgiving. Anyone else like that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 22, 2011 I agree, they start the season far too early. I swear I saw Christmas decorations up before Halloween! And WNIC starts the music on November 1 now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 23, 2011 Oh, come on, you guys. You can't tell me that you haven't been pumped about the return of St Nick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 23, 2011 Oh, come on, you guys. You can't tell me that you haven't been pumped about the return of St Nick! I didn't equate it that way. Now I do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted June 23, 2011 well, I certainly have been told by disrespectful fans of other teams that the Wings' red uniform looks like a Santa suit, sooo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted June 23, 2011 well, I certainly have been told by disrespectful fans of other teams that the Wings' red uniform looks like a Santa suit, sooo... Santa brings joy to millions across the world, and so do the Red Wings. It was a compliment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
