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#61 Offsides

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 11:40 PM

QUOTE(SouthernWingsFan @ June 1, 2007 - 11:23PM) View Post

Allright Offsides or whoever else that wants to get involved...

These questions have been bugging the hell out of me lately and have been keeping me up late at night over the past month. Maybe you could help me get some answers...


Yay, the king of random has finally arrived in the random thread!!

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Why is PI 3.14159265? What is so special about PI, and why should I care about it? How does it impact my life?


The numerical value of π truncated to 50 decimal places is:

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

And any number that goes on for infity is cool.

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Are all strippers dumb?


I've never met a stripper!

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Why do some camels have one hump, while others have two? Is the two-humped camel more special than the one-humped camel because of an extra hump?


You will have to ask Fergie about this one...

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Where is the place that no man has gone to before, and why can’t I go there?


I can't tell you about that one in a pg setting....

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Why are sumo wrestlers so fat, and why can’t they just wear pants like everybody else?


But more importantly...why haven't we signed one to play goal for us? we could make him a pants clause.

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Why are squirrels so fortunate to have ownership of multiple nuts? What makes them so special that they can have more than two?


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Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!

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Why does Yosemite Sam have a bad temper, and why is he always so mean to Bugs Bunny?


He was drawn before anger management was invented.

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Are those real? What are those? What is so special about those? Can I have those?


Oh, you have offially lost me on this one...

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Is Dino really a dinosaur, or is he a dog?


He's a Dinosuarus Rex


QUOTE(HenrikRules40 @ June 1, 2007 - 11:31PM) View Post

Ooooooooooooo I'm so jealous!!! But it's true...Ross is the official stud of LGW. Ross! Change your member title to "Official stud of LGW as per HR40." DO IT!


Ha ha ha, I called that 3 posts ago tongue.gif

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#62 HenrikRules40

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 01:09 AM

QUOTE(Offsides @ June 2, 2007 - 12:40AM) View Post


Ha ha ha, I called that 3 posts ago tongue.gif



True. Ok how about "Official LGW Stud as per Offsides and HR40."


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Posted 02 June 2007 - 01:10 AM

QUOTE(HenrikRules40 @ June 2, 2007 - 02:09AM) View Post

True. Ok how about "Official LGW Stud as per Offsides and HR40."



so instead of pear head we call him stud?
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#64 glasgowcelticwing

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 03:02 AM

QUOTE(HenrikRules40 @ June 2, 2007 - 07:09AM) View Post

True. Ok how about "Official LGW Stud as per Offsides and HR40."

cool.gif Maybe I should ask Jen to change my new sig that I asked for to that. tongue.gif laugh.gif

QUOTE(amberlynn25 @ June 2, 2007 - 07:10AM) View Post

so instead of pear head we call him stud?

AMBER!!!! way to knock my confidence. sad.gif

That's me gonna end up Pearanoid again. crazy.gif laugh.gif
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#65 SouthernWingsFan

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 08:07 AM

Good answers there...

Here are some more questions...

What is so great about sliced bread other than the fact that it is not a full piece of bread?

When somebody really takes the cake, where do they take it?

Who is scarier, the Lockness Monster or Michael Jackson, and why?

Did O.J. do it? And did Britney Spears (yuck) do it again?

What makes you urinate more and urinate faster....coffee or beer?

Edited by SouthernWingsFan, 02 June 2007 - 08:08 AM.


#66 HenrikRules40

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 08:14 AM

QUOTE(SouthernWingsFan @ June 2, 2007 - 09:07AM) View Post

Good answers there...

Here are some more questions...

What is so great about sliced bread other than the fact that it is not a full piece of bread?

When somebody really takes the cake, where do they take it?

Who is scarier, the Lockness Monster or Michael Jackson, and why?

Did O.J. do it? And did Britney Spears (yuck) do it again?

What makes you go to the bathroom more, and faster....coffee or beer?



Great questions SWF. I'm gonna take a stab if you don't mind. (Oh wait, that was my answer for the OJ question...)

Sliced bread is so great because before that people didn't have sandwiches. A world without grilled cheese and peanut butter and jelly!?!? I don't even want to think about it.

When somebody takes the cake they take it to a magical place called Never never land...

Michael Jackson for sure because he exists for sure.

Did OJ do it...see my first line. And yes Britney did it again...unfortunately. And again and again and even though see said "oops" it's still unacceptable. She is the new age form of cruel and unusual punishment, along with Paris "that's hot" Hilton.

Coffee because caffeine is a diuretic.

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#67 SouthernWingsFan

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 11:36 AM

All right I got a few more things that are bothering me...

Instead of love-15-30-40 in tennis, why the hell can't they just do 0-1-2-3? And along those lines, why do so many women tennis players where short skirts to where you can see their under apparel?

Why have all of our 2nd grade teachers always smelled weird and were so evil?

Why are outside voices always louder than inside voices, and which voice is better to use, and when?

Why can't you use as many perverted cliches in such sports like cross country or curling, as compared to golf or baseball?

Do I have what it takes to be a real American hero like G.I. Joe?

How the hell is Superman able to jump and fly so high, without having any mutating powers?

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 11:52 AM

QUOTE(SouthernWingsFan @ June 2, 2007 - 05:36PM) View Post

All right I got a few more things that are bothering me...

Instead of love-15-30-40 in tennis, why the hell can't they just do 0-1-2-3? And along those lines, why do so many women tennis players where short skirts to where you can see their under apparel?

Why have all of our 2nd grade teachers always smelled weird and were so evil?

Why are outside voices always louder than inside voices, and which voice is better to use, and when?

Why can't you use as many perverted cliches in such sports like cross country or curling, as compared to golf or baseball?

Do I have what it takes to be a real American hero like G.I. Joe?

How the hell is Superman able to jump and fly so high, without having any mutating powers?

Tennis sucks , don't worry about it.

Teachers work for the Devil. (lift up the hair on the back of their necks and you'll see 666.) scared.gif

Now this one just freaks me out . Dude your crazy!!!. crazy.gif tongue.gif

See above.

Everybody has got what it takes to be G.I.Joe. thumbup.gif

Superman is da man , if he revealed his secrets to you , he'd have to kill ya. laugh.gif


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#69 heinz57

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 12:23 PM

QUOTE(glasgowcelticwing @ June 2, 2007 - 12:52PM) View Post


Teachers work for the Devil. (lift up the hair on the back of their necks and you'll see 666.) scared.gif


laugh.gif My parents are both teachers.

#70 glasgowcelticwing

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 12:29 PM

QUOTE(heinz57 @ June 2, 2007 - 06:23PM) View Post

laugh.gif My parents are both teachers.

blush.gif I feel a little awkward just now ......but........ that must mean that YOU work for the Devil too. sly.gif tongue.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 02 June 2007 - 01:14 PM

Engelbert Humperdinck did not play live at the Buddakan, but .38 Special did. Does that make .38 Special the better act?

#72 seeinred

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 02:03 PM

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Engelbert Humperdinck did not play live at the Buddakan, but .38 Special did. Does that make .38 Special the better act?


Is that a real question? tongue.gif Obviously they are ph34r.gif

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#73 SouthernWingsFan

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 02:46 PM

What is so special about having a tea party? Why don't we ever hear about having a coffee party, or a white/chocolate milk party? Why is tea so much better?

Is it far-fetched to think that two laboratory mice trying to take over the world is kind of silly?

Why can Darth Maul have a two-sided light saber, while the others just have one side?

Are stalagmites better, or stalagtites, and why is one better than the other?

Why is Pepto Bismol always pink? Why can't it be like orange or green or something?

#74 Goulet!

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 02:51 PM

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Is that a real question? tongue.gif Obviously they are ph34r.gif


The answer to the question tells more one's personality than the MMPI young grasshoppah! wink.gif

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 02:56 PM

QUOTE(SouthernWingsFan @ June 2, 2007 - 12:46PM) View Post

What is so special about having a tea party? Why don't we ever hear about having a coffee party, or a white/chocolate milk party? Why is tea so much better?

Is it far-fetched to think that two laboratory mice trying to take over the world is kind of silly?

Why can Darth Maul have a two-sided light saber, while the others just have one side?

Are stalagmites better, or stalagtites, and why is one better than the other?

Why is Pepto Bismol always pink? Why can't it be like orange or green or something?


let me give these ones a shot
1. because all of the others include milk (not sure if tea does at well)
2. they will take over the world because they have been tested to survive anything. we are only creating our destroyers
3.because he is the master of the dark side and he can do what ever he wants. if he wanted pink, he'll have pink.
4. im lost huh.gif
5. because then it wouldnt be embarrassing when you are buying it.

But you just don't put the third letter of the alphabet over your heart and replace Steve Yzerman!

#76 Goulet!

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 03:04 PM

What is so special about having a tea party? Why don't we ever hear about having a coffee party, or a white/chocolate milk party? Why is tea so much better?
It is the only thing the English got right.

Is it far-fetched to think that two laboratory mice trying to take over the world is kind of silly?
Not at all when you consider that robots can dance to their own music and people got upset that a 'vote for the worst' campaign threatened to screw up American Idol.

Why can Darth Maul have a two-sided light saber, while the others just have one side?
Because Darth Maul is (was) one bad-assed mo fo.

Are stalagmites better, or stalagtites, and why is one better than the other?
Stalagtites. Stalagmites won't break loose at random moments and impale people.

Why is Pepto Bismol always pink? Why can't it be like orange or green or something?
Because the color pink makes people *** (as in happy) and Pepto makes you feel happy.

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 04:16 PM

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Instead of love-15-30-40 in tennis, why the hell can't they just do 0-1-2-3? And along those lines, why do so many women tennis players where short skirts to where you can see their under apparel?

That's what brings in the crowd! biggrin.gif

QUOTE(Goulet! @ June 2, 2007 - 12:14PM) View Post

Engelbert Humperdinck did not play live at the Buddakan, but .38 Special did. Does that make .38 Special the better act?

No, that fact doesn't make .38 Special better than Engelbert Humperdinck, however the fact that they rock ( rockstar.gif punk.gif rockstar.gif ) does.

Uh, the guy...the guy across the street is swee...sweeping his driveway and he...he...heduzzntevinow.

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 04:57 PM

What is worse, the weebles or the wobbles?

Why do they tell you to wait 30 minutes after eat before swimming, especially if there are no sharks around that will sense your food and eat you?

What makes Garfield so special that we can hear his thoughts and his meows? Why can't we only hear Odie's barks, and not his thoughts? Why can't we go 2-for-2 on the Odie factor?

How is Bob th Builder able to build so many buildings, despite only being about 2 feet tall?

If a tree falls down in the forest and you are not in the forest at the time of the event, does it still make a sound LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HEAR?

Do tree huggers exist in forests?

Why don't port-a-potties have flushers? Where does all the smelly stuff from port-a-potties get transferred to after it gets moved to a different spot?

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Posted 02 June 2007 - 05:22 PM

QUOTE(glasgowcelticwing @ June 2, 2007 - 12:52PM) View Post



Teachers work for the Devil. (lift up the hair on the back of their necks and you'll see 666.) scared.gif




im gonna be a teacher. not all of us are evil...just the oens we dont like are evil
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Posted 02 June 2007 - 05:25 PM

QUOTE(amberlynn25 @ June 2, 2007 - 11:22PM) View Post

im gonna be a teacher. not all of us are evil...just the oens we dont like are evil

unsure.gif ..............Aaaagghhh!!!!!!!!..........TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!! scared.gif .......666!!!!!!!! scared.gif


*run's away*
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