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Two old ladies are waiting for a bus and it starts raining. "Oh, no" says the first lady, "now our cigarettes will get wet."

"Here," says the second lady, "try this." She reaches in her purse, pulls out 2 condoms and a manicure scissors. She cuts the ends off the condoms, and unrolls them over the cigs. "Now we just roll them up as we smoke and our cigarettes stay dry."

"These are wonderful" says the first lady. "Where did you get them?"

"At the pharmacy. They're called condoms."

Two weeks later, the first lady is waiting for a bus and it starts raining. She goes into the drug store and asks the pharmasist if they have any condoms. He asks if there is any particular type she needs.

"I don't think so," she replies, "Just so long as it fits on a camel."

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