Erack82 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2007 (edited) and I'm waiting for a few friends to come over. So meanwhile I've successfully killed off 30 minutes of my life. I'm sure there is a thread similar to this somewhere. But enjoy. Other suggestions welcome! Domink Hasek - Dom Hassel Niklas Kronwall - Nick Cronie Nicklas Lidstrom - Nick Lids (Owner of the hat store) Andreas Lilja - Andy Lilly Daniil Markov - Dan Mark Pavel Datsyuk - Paul Duck Valtteri Filppula - Mr. V. Fip Johan Franzen - John Frans Tomas Holmstrom - Tom Homer Jiri Hudler - Jeff Hudault Tomas Kopecky - Thomas Copey Mikael Samuelsson - Micky Samuel (Adams) Henrik Zetterberg - Henry Setter Chris Osgood - Christian Oslund Jimmy Howard - Jimmie Hojaard Derek Meech - Marek Meechko Chris Chelios - Chryses Chelios Brett Lebda - Brettumil Lebedzwicz Kyle Quincey - Klaus Kiewinski Brian Rafalski - Brianislav Rafaljensko Matt Ellis - Mittsuru Ellijichi (Not European I know) Daniel Cleary - Daniusz Klearinski Dallas Drake - Dalljas Draqvist or Dalek Drakanek (Take your pick) Kris Draper - Kimmo Drapenen Kirk Maltby - Kirill Maltinksy Edited August 4, 2007 by Erack82 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,794 Report post Posted August 4, 2007 Very creative thread. I guess you've discovered one way to make this team look more North American, although I don't think that Don Cherry will still be satisfied. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings_Dynasty 267 Report post Posted August 4, 2007 Kris Draper - Kimmo Drapenen LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishtemper14+25 11 Report post Posted August 4, 2007 yea thats creative, i like nick lids =D id buy a hat from him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toby91_ca 620 Report post Posted August 5, 2007 Chris Chelios - Chryses Chelios I prefer "Christos Kostas Tselios" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yzermania19 1 Report post Posted August 5, 2007 (edited) Very interesting thread. LOL at some of the names. How about these - Valtteri Filppula - Val Phillips Jiri Hudler - Jerry Hudson Nicklas Lidstrom - Nick Lidder Pavel Datsyuk - Paul Daltrey Matt Ellis - Mathieu Ellisse Brian Rafalski - Janusz Rafalski (Brian doesn't translate well to Polish...lol) Edited August 5, 2007 by Yzermania19 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erack82 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2007 (edited) Valtteri Filppula - Val Phillips I had a hard time coming up with a name for him, good call on translating Filppula to Phillips. +1 Edited August 5, 2007 by Erack82 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lets go pavel 2 Report post Posted August 5, 2007 (edited) if the Wings were an organized crime family ... Domink Hasek - Dom "The Groin" Hasecco Niklas Kronwall - Nicky "The Gimp" Kronorino Nicklas Lidstrom - Nicky "Norris" Lids Andreas Lilja - Andy "Pads" Lillito Daniil Markov - Danny "The Monk" Marconi Pavel Datsyuk - Paulie "The Duke" Datsucci Valtteri Filppula - Val "Boom Boom" Flipooli Johan Franzen - Johnny "The Mule" Franzini Tomas Holmstrom - Tommy "The Gun" Holmstromboli Jiri Hudler - Jeff "Pee Wee" Hudlerone Tomas Kopecky - Tommy "The Pecker" Kopecci Mikael Samuelsson - Mikey "Wrister" Samuelsoni Henrik Zetterberg - Hank "The Bone" Zataboni Chris Osgood - Chris "Number 2" Osgoli Jimmy Howard - Jimmy "The Kid" Howarti Derek Meech - Derek "Meatball" Meechi Chris Chelios - Chris "Cannoli" Chellioni Brett Lebda - Brett "Ladies' Man" Lebduce Brian Rafalski - Brian "The New Guy" Rafalcci Daniel Cleary - Danny "Clutch" Cleareone Dallas Drake - Dallas "Double-D" Dracone Kris Draper - Kris "One Dollar" Drapino Kirk Maltby - Kirk "Milkshake" Maltbino Edited August 6, 2007 by lets go pavel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yzermania19 1 Report post Posted August 6, 2007 (edited) OMG!!! The Red Wings Mafia names are HILARIOUS!! Kris "One Dollar" Drapino - TFF!!! OK, in the spirit of your post, I know he's retired but I have to add him anyway - Stevie "The Captain" Yzermanucci -or- Stevie "The Veep" Yzermannoli Take yer pick... Edited August 6, 2007 by Yzermania19 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ProfessorLidstrom5 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2007 if the Wings were an organized crime family ... Domink Hasek - Dom "The Groin" Hasecco Niklas Kronwall - Nicky "The Gimp" Kronorino Nicklas Lidstrom - Nicky "Norris" Lids Andreas Lilja - Andy "Pads" Lillito Daniil Markov - Danny "The Monk" Marconi Pavel Datsyuk - Paulie "The Duke" Datsucci Valtteri Filppula - Val "Boom Boom" Flipooli Johan Franzen - Johnny "The Mule" Franzini Tomas Holmstrom - Tommy "The Gun" Holmstromboli Jiri Hudler - Jeff "Pee Wee" Hudlerone Tomas Kopecky - Tommy "The Pecker" Kopecci Mikael Samuelsson - Mikey "Wrister" Samsuelsoni Henrik Zetterberg - Hank "The Bone" Zataboni Chris Osgood - Chris "Number 2" Osgoli Jimmy Howard - Jimmy "The Kid" Howarti Derek Meech - Derek "Meatball" Meechi Chris Chelios - Chris "Cannoli" Chellioni Brett Lebda - Brett "Ladies' Man" Lebduce Brian Rafalski - Brian "The New Guy" Rafalcci Daniel Cleary - Danny "Clutch" Cleareone Dallas Drake - Dallas "Double-D" Dracone Kris Draper - Kris "One Dollar" Drapino Kirk Maltby - Kirk "Milkshake" Maltbino Awesome stuff. I like Franzen's the best, LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted August 6, 2007 if the Wings were an organized crime family ... Johan Franzen - Johnny "The Mule" Franzini Brian Rafalski - Brian "The New Guy" Rafalcci Dallas Drake - Dallas "Double-D" Dracone Allright boys, I got a job for you. Take out Chrissy "The Elbow" Prongerino. And make it look like an accident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HockeyCrazy3033 168 Report post Posted August 6, 2007 (edited) if the Wings were an organized crime family ... Domink Hasek - Dom "The Groin" Hasecco Niklas Kronwall - Nicky "The Gimp" Kronorino Nicklas Lidstrom - Nicky "Norris" Lids Andreas Lilja - Andy "Pads" Lillito Daniil Markov - Danny "The Monk" Marconi Pavel Datsyuk - Paulie "The Duke" Datsucci Valtteri Filppula - Val "Boom Boom" Flipooli Johan Franzen - Johnny "The Mule" Franzini Tomas Holmstrom - Tommy "The Gun" Holmstromboli Jiri Hudler - Jeff "Pee Wee" Hudlerone Tomas Kopecky - Tommy "The Pecker" Kopecci Mikael Samuelsson - Mikey "Wrister" Samuelsoni Henrik Zetterberg - Hank "The Bone" Zataboni Chris Osgood - Chris "Number 2" Osgoli Jimmy Howard - Jimmy "The Kid" Howarti Derek Meech - Derek "Meatball" Meechi Chris Chelios - Chris "Cannoli" Chellioni Brett Lebda - Brett "Ladies' Man" Lebduce Brian Rafalski - Brian "The New Guy" Rafalcci Daniel Cleary - Danny "Clutch" Cleareone Dallas Drake - Dallas "Double-D" Dracone Kris Draper - Kris "One Dollar" Drapino Kirk Maltby - Kirk "Milkshake" Maltbino AHAHA. Those are freaking HILARIOUS! I love Holmstrombli. And Val 'Boom Boom' HAHA. They are all really good. Kris Draper - Kimmo Drapenen That is great. Edited August 6, 2007 by HockeyCrazy3033 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lou_Siffer 1 Report post Posted August 6, 2007 (edited) A mob family with no goons? Wheres the protection? What if theres a Joe Pesci type enforcer in the Valanccio family? He'd slash and wack his way through all of them singlehandedly! He'd have them all singing Soprano... Edited August 6, 2007 by Lou_Siffer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yankeebaddabing 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2007 I had a hard time coming up with a name for him, good call on translating Filppula to Phillips. +1 that's great!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBadOne 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2007 if the Wings were an organized crime family ... Domink Hasek - Dom "The Groin" Hasecco Niklas Kronwall - Nicky "The Gimp" Kronorino Nicklas Lidstrom - Nicky "Norris" Lids Andreas Lilja - Andy "Pads" Lillito Daniil Markov - Danny "The Monk" Marconi Pavel Datsyuk - Paulie "The Duke" Datsucci Valtteri Filppula - Val "Boom Boom" Flipooli Johan Franzen - Johnny "The Mule" Franzini Tomas Holmstrom - Tommy "The Gun" Holmstromboli Jiri Hudler - Jeff "Pee Wee" Hudlerone Tomas Kopecky - Tommy "The Pecker" Kopecci Mikael Samuelsson - Mikey "Wrister" Samuelsoni Henrik Zetterberg - Hank "The Bone" Zataboni Chris Osgood - Chris "Number 2" Osgoli Jimmy Howard - Jimmy "The Kid" Howarti Derek Meech - Derek "Meatball" Meechi Chris Chelios - Chris "Cannoli" Chellioni Brett Lebda - Brett "Ladies' Man" Lebduce Brian Rafalski - Brian "The New Guy" Rafalcci Daniel Cleary - Danny "Clutch" Cleareone Dallas Drake - Dallas "Double-D" Dracone Kris Draper - Kris "One Dollar" Drapino Kirk Maltby - Kirk "Milkshake" Maltbino :rotflmao: That's classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeyguru 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2007 and I'm waiting for a few friends to come over. So meanwhile I've successfully killed off 30 minutes of my life. I'm sure there is a thread similar to this somewhere. But enjoy. Other suggestions welcome! Domink Hasek - Dom Hassel Niklas Kronwall - Nick Cronie Nicklas Lidstrom - Nick Lids (Owner of the hat store) Andreas Lilja - Andy Lilly Daniil Markov - Dan Mark Pavel Datsyuk - Paul Duck Valtteri Filppula - Mr. V. Fip Johan Franzen - John Frans Tomas Holmstrom - Tom Homer Jiri Hudler - Jeff Hudault Tomas Kopecky - Thomas Copey Mikael Samuelsson - Micky Samuel (Adams) Henrik Zetterberg - Henry Setter Chris Osgood - Christian Oslund Jimmy Howard - Jimmie Hojaard Derek Meech - Marek Meechko Chris Chelios - Chryses Chelios Brett Lebda - Brettumil Lebedzwicz Kyle Quincey - Klaus Kiewinski Brian Rafalski - Brianislav Rafaljensko Matt Ellis - Mittsuru Ellijichi (Not European I know) Daniel Cleary - Daniusz Klearinski Dallas Drake - Dalljas Draqvist or Dalek Drakanek (Take your pick) Kris Draper - Kimmo Drapenen Kirk Maltby - Kirill Maltinksy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishtemper14+25 11 Report post Posted August 7, 2007 they should wear their names like that on their jerseys...i mean illitch does own a string of italian restaurants =D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yzermania19 1 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 Love the Scotty "The Godfather" Bowmanelli. Brilliant! These are fun...I've got a few more - The Wings PTB - How about Jimmy "The D" Devellano? (didn't have to change his name! } Kenny "Trade Man" Hollandino Jimmy "Zero" Nillione Mikey "Pizza Man" Ilitchini And I already posted these further up the list, but which one to use? Stevie "The Captain" Yzermanucci -or- Stevie "The Veep" Yzermannoli Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HuntsVegas Baby 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 It is kind of a fun thing. A few years ago it was said that Michael Vick (Dog Slayer) used to use the name Ron Mexico when he stayed in hotels. So they started a site that when you put your name in, it will give you a "Ron Mexico" name. Ex. Steve Yzerman = Hank Belarus Henrik Zetterberg = Pedro Oman Pavel Datsyuk = Karl Colombia Kris Draper = Rod Paraguay Chris Osgood = Giorgio Sweden Dom Hasek = Hunk Sudan http://ronmexico.kainalopallo.com/ btw my name Erik Malaysia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yzermania19 1 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 My "Ron Mexico" name is JOJO BELARUS! Looks like I AM married to Stevie after all!!! (see the thread about Stevie becoming the Leafs' GM for an explanation). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HuntsVegas Baby 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 My "Ron Mexico" name is JOJO BELARUS! Looks like I AM married to Stevie after all!!! (see the thread about Stevie becoming the Leafs' GM for an explanation). Nice one JoJo My buddy has the best "Kip Sri Lanka" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 Briana Barbuda here. One of my friend's name is Alberta South Pole. Umm... This thread is a hoot. Kimmo Drapenen is my favorite so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HockeyCrazy3033 168 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 Marissa Nepal over here! hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tipetz22 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 HA ha ha ha Great Thread!!! My name is Pedro Gambia! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winther 6 Report post Posted August 9, 2007 heh, my new name = Ron Christmas Island Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
