question about the high sticking penalty

[sirdrake 0]

alright so from what i understand its 2 minutes just for having your stick hit a guy in the face. its 4 minutes if you draw blood.

ok so what if chris chelios put his stick under an opponents stick and lifted it up to hit himself in the face. would the opponent still get a 2 minute penalty.

also, sometimes in wrestlings wrestlers will use hidden razors to cut themselves for dramatic effect. what would stop chris chelios from hiding a razor in his glove. after he hits himself in the face with his opponents stick he would fall to the ground, act like his is hurt, slyly take out the razor and cut his face drawing blood.

[NeverForgetMac25 483]

Seriously.......this is getting out of hand. Hilarious, but out of hand.

Sidenote: You are my favorite poster sirdrake......and I mean that. Harold Snepsts, you've got competition.

[vangvace 12]

Is Chelios your anti-Chuck Norris or something?

[Viperar 16]

hahahaha...this is getting pretty hilarious

[Konnan511 1,736]

Well in all fairness I have heard of some hockey players, who are prone into getting into board scrums, keep fresh gashes prior to games un healed, so in the unlikely hood of a high stick that gash would be easy to open up.

Other than that these threads are getting pretty asinine.

[wingslogo19 281]

Just another day for sirdrake :whoa:

[BringHomeTheCup! 0]

One can't help but wonder..... WTF!?!?!?!?!

[skacore 2]

I was wondering why more players dont bite their lip or tongue to get the extra 2 min PP

[Izzy24 44]

Why does Chelios have to do everything? Datsyuk should be cutting himself while Chelios is shooting the puck into the bench.

[HenrikRules40 14]

Why does Chelios have to do everything? Datsyuk should be cutting himself while Chelios is shooting the puck into the bench.

So should Hank feign seizures? Will he draw penalties for that?

[mooose kiiisses 0]

alright so from what i understand its 2 minutes just for having your stick hit a guy in the face. its 4 minutes if you draw blood.

ok so what if chris chelios put his stick under an opponents stick and lifted it up to hit himself in the face. would the opponent still get a 2 minute penalty.

a little ridiculous scenario; but yeah technically he would. a player is responsible for his own stick.

example that happens alot (not necissarily with Cheli): an opposing player slides their stick under Cheli's, Cheli's stick comes up and hits another opposing player in the face, Cheli gets a penalty.

Edited October 9, 2007 by mooose kiiisses

[SouthernWingsFan 854]

Replace "picture" with the word "thread" and that describes this topic to a T.

[betterREDthandead 58]

Here's a funny question. OK, say Chris Chelios got down to the business of actually playing hockey instead of purposely firing pucks into the bench and over the glass, and cutting himself in the face. Couldn't he score a goal or two that way?

[Izzy24 44]

So should Hank feign seizures? Will he draw penalties for that?

Yes, and what's to stop Hasek from sticking his finger down his throat until he pukes? The Wings would get a powerplay for that.

[wingnut40 176]

Yeah, and Homer can cut off his foot with the opponents skate. The Wings can get a power play for that too.

[Izzy24 44]

Yeah, and Homer can cut off his foot with the opponents skate. The Wings can get a power play for that too.

Exactly, now everyone is finally thinking "outside the box."

[wingslogo19 281]

Yeah, and Homer can cut off his foot with the opponents skate. The Wings can get a power play for that too.

this thread is priceless

[OsGOD 3]

Hey in one of my games I got a high sticking penalty because the bum FELL face first ONTO my blade which was ON THE ICE... yeah i also got a misconduct for not giving up yelling at the ref.

[theman19 47]

okay i got it,...what if Chelly uses his Green Lantern power ring to cause the puck to go over the glass every time an opponent dumps.

Only problem is it won't work on any team with yellow in there uniform,.....that is unless Chelly has no fear either,...very likely

(if you got that joke,..don't worry i won't tell)

[toby91_ca 620]

Hey in one of my games I got a high sticking penalty because the bum FELL face first ONTO my blade which was ON THE ICE... yeah i also got a misconduct for not giving up yelling at the ref.

Either you got a penalty for something else (tripping perhaps), or the ref is a complete idiot. In order to get a high sticking penalty, it needs to be above shoulder height.

[OsGOD 3]

Either you got a penalty for something else (tripping perhaps), or the ref is a complete idiot. In order to get a high sticking penalty, it needs to be above shoulder height.

Nope it was called high sticking... but he said it was because I didn't have control of my stick and player got hit in the face... which was very odd because it was on the ice! which is why i carried on and got a misconduct

[toby91_ca 620]

Nope it was called high sticking... but he said it was because I didn't have control of my stick and player got hit in the face... which was very odd because it was on the ice! which is why i carried on and got a misconduct

The ref is not qualified then.

[wingnut40 176]

The ref is not qualified then.

That's ***! I probably would have used the ref to demonstrate what a REAL high sticking was.

"See Mr. Ref, a high sticking is when I do like this and smash your face in with my stick until your eyes fall out of your mouth."

[datsyukonethree 0]

I saw the title of this thread and had an immediate feeling that this would be more sirdrake gold. Damn, I'm glad I was right.

[BringHomeTheCup! 0]

The ref is not qualified then.

Is there any other kind?