sirdrake 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 alright so from what i understand its 2 minutes just for having your stick hit a guy in the face. its 4 minutes if you draw blood. ok so what if chris chelios put his stick under an opponents stick and lifted it up to hit himself in the face. would the opponent still get a 2 minute penalty. also, sometimes in wrestlings wrestlers will use hidden razors to cut themselves for dramatic effect. what would stop chris chelios from hiding a razor in his glove. after he hits himself in the face with his opponents stick he would fall to the ground, act like his is hurt, slyly take out the razor and cut his face drawing blood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 Seriously.......this is getting out of hand. Hilarious, but out of hand. Sidenote: You are my favorite poster sirdrake......and I mean that. Harold Snepsts, you've got competition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vangvace 12 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 Is Chelios your anti-Chuck Norris or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viperar 16 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 hahahaha...this is getting pretty hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Konnan511 1,736 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 Well in all fairness I have heard of some hockey players, who are prone into getting into board scrums, keep fresh gashes prior to games un healed, so in the unlikely hood of a high stick that gash would be easy to open up. Other than that these threads are getting pretty asinine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingslogo19 281 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 Just another day for sirdrake :whoa: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BringHomeTheCup! 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 One can't help but wonder..... WTF!?!?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skacore 2 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 I was wondering why more players dont bite their lip or tongue to get the extra 2 min PP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 Why does Chelios have to do everything? Datsyuk should be cutting himself while Chelios is shooting the puck into the bench. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 Why does Chelios have to do everything? Datsyuk should be cutting himself while Chelios is shooting the puck into the bench. So should Hank feign seizures? Will he draw penalties for that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mooose kiiisses 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 (edited) alright so from what i understand its 2 minutes just for having your stick hit a guy in the face. its 4 minutes if you draw blood. ok so what if chris chelios put his stick under an opponents stick and lifted it up to hit himself in the face. would the opponent still get a 2 minute penalty. a little ridiculous scenario; but yeah technically he would. a player is responsible for his own stick. example that happens alot (not necissarily with Cheli): an opposing player slides their stick under Cheli's, Cheli's stick comes up and hits another opposing player in the face, Cheli gets a penalty. Edited October 9, 2007 by mooose kiiisses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 Replace "picture" with the word "thread" and that describes this topic to a T. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betterREDthandead 58 Report post Posted October 9, 2007 Here's a funny question. OK, say Chris Chelios got down to the business of actually playing hockey instead of purposely firing pucks into the bench and over the glass, and cutting himself in the face. Couldn't he score a goal or two that way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 So should Hank feign seizures? Will he draw penalties for that? Yes, and what's to stop Hasek from sticking his finger down his throat until he pukes? The Wings would get a powerplay for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut40 176 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 Yeah, and Homer can cut off his foot with the opponents skate. The Wings can get a power play for that too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 Yeah, and Homer can cut off his foot with the opponents skate. The Wings can get a power play for that too. Exactly, now everyone is finally thinking "outside the box." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingslogo19 281 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 Yeah, and Homer can cut off his foot with the opponents skate. The Wings can get a power play for that too. this thread is priceless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 Hey in one of my games I got a high sticking penalty because the bum FELL face first ONTO my blade which was ON THE ICE... yeah i also got a misconduct for not giving up yelling at the ref. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theman19 47 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 okay i got it,...what if Chelly uses his Green Lantern power ring to cause the puck to go over the glass every time an opponent dumps. Only problem is it won't work on any team with yellow in there uniform,.....that is unless Chelly has no fear either,...very likely (if you got that joke,..don't worry i won't tell) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toby91_ca 620 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 Hey in one of my games I got a high sticking penalty because the bum FELL face first ONTO my blade which was ON THE ICE... yeah i also got a misconduct for not giving up yelling at the ref. Either you got a penalty for something else (tripping perhaps), or the ref is a complete idiot. In order to get a high sticking penalty, it needs to be above shoulder height. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 Either you got a penalty for something else (tripping perhaps), or the ref is a complete idiot. In order to get a high sticking penalty, it needs to be above shoulder height. Nope it was called high sticking... but he said it was because I didn't have control of my stick and player got hit in the face... which was very odd because it was on the ice! which is why i carried on and got a misconduct Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toby91_ca 620 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 Nope it was called high sticking... but he said it was because I didn't have control of my stick and player got hit in the face... which was very odd because it was on the ice! which is why i carried on and got a misconduct The ref is not qualified then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut40 176 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 The ref is not qualified then. That's ***! I probably would have used the ref to demonstrate what a REAL high sticking was. "See Mr. Ref, a high sticking is when I do like this and smash your face in with my stick until your eyes fall out of your mouth." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
datsyukonethree 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 I saw the title of this thread and had an immediate feeling that this would be more sirdrake gold. Damn, I'm glad I was right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BringHomeTheCup! 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2007 The ref is not qualified then. Is there any other kind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites