sirdrake 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 everytime a player gets penalized they go up to the official and say that they didn't do anything. is there any point to this? take this scenario for an example: chris chelios is trying to defend the net against mike modano, as mike modano skates by chris chelios, chelios sticks out his stick and trips up mike modano. the referee sees this and puts his hand up to call a penalty on chris. chris goes to the ref and acts like nothing happend. whats the point? also, a penalty whistle can only be blown when a member of the offending team possess the puck with their stick, right? what would stop chris chelios from just arching his back and laying around the puck in mid ice. he would not touch the puck and he would make it so the puck is still visible. it would be an easy way to kill off the rest of the time in the game if the red wings already had the lead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingslogo19 281 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 everytime a player gets penalized they go up to the official and say that they didn't do anything. is there any point to this? take this scenario for an example: chris chelios is trying to defend the net against mike modano, as mike modano skates by chris chelios, chelios sticks out his stick and trips up mike modano. the referee sees this and puts his hand up to call a penalty on chris. chris goes to the ref and acts like nothing happend. whats the point? also, a penalty whistle can only be blown when a member of the offending team possess the puck with their stick, right? what would stop chris chelios from just arching his back and laying around the puck in mid ice. he would not touch the puck and he would make it so the puck is still visible. it would be an easy way to kill off the rest of the time in the game if the red wings already had the lead. how the heck did i know that cheli was going to be involved in this somehow or another Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BringHomeTheCup! 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 how the heck did i know that cheli was going to be involved in this somehow or another The same way we all know this moron has an IQ that makes a goldfish look like a rocket scientist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hckypete96 3 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 HAHAHA arch his back on the puck wtf??? i love this guy! cheli doesnt want to get slashed in the neck so hes not going 2 lay on the puck... and also the ref would tell him to play it and eventually blow it or call cheli for delay of game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingslogo19 281 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 The same way we all know this moron has an IQ that makes a goldfish look like a rocket scientist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 As soon as I saw there was a new thread from sirdrake my heart, no, my soul, filled with joy. God bless you sirdrake! NFM #25, get over here, quick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duck Guy 86 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 i wonder what the next chris chelios story is going to be about.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elshupacabra 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 What would stop Chris Chelios from making a thread like this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 What would stop Chris Chelios from making a thread like this? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 The same way we all know this moron has an IQ that makes a goldfish look like a rocket scientist. That, good sir, is an insult don't worry sirdrake i got your back were homies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlakChamber 8 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 WWCCD What Would Chris Chelios Do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 WWCCD What Would Chris Chelios Do? Thats great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut40 176 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 The same way we all know this moron has an IQ that makes a goldfish look like a rocket scientist. Ha, I ROFLed when I read that! There should just be a thread called "The Adventures Of Cheli". Then sirdrake can just go crazy and post all the ridiculous s word he wants. ~Hank it up a little~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grsbmd 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 I actually did see Chelios talk himself out of a penalty once about two years ago. The ref had his hand up, whistled the play, Chelios talked to him, and no one ended up going to the penalty box. And I'm not saying this just cause it's sirdrake. This is a true story. Does anyone else remember this? Ken and Mickey were having a good laugh about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Draperfan 104 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 I actually did see Chelios talk himself out of a penalty once about two years ago. The ref had his hand up, whistled the play, Chelios talked to him, and no one ended up going to the penalty box. And I'm not saying this just cause it's sirdrake. This is a true story. Does anyone else remember this? Ken and Mickey were having a good laugh about it. uhhhh nope Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEX-WING 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2007 what would stop chris chelios from just arching his back and laying around the puck in mid ice. he would not touch the puck and he would make it so the puck is still visible. it would be an easy way to kill off the rest of the time in the game if the red wings already had the lead. WOW, that is not a visual I need to see . . . . ... does Chris Chelios talk about Chris Chelios in the the third person, that'd be great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedWingedKitten 9 Report post Posted October 12, 2007 When Chris Chelios plays a hockey game, Chris Chelios does not get on the ice, the ice gets Chris Chelios. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman54 91 Report post Posted October 12, 2007 They wanna make the ref look stupid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingsgirl001 983 Report post Posted October 12, 2007 Is this guy actually serious or is he testing bits for his comedy act? WWCCD What Would Chris Chelios Do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings_Fan_In_Exile 3 Report post Posted October 12, 2007 That had me laughing out loud. Well done agian sirdrake. Well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted October 12, 2007 Is this guy actually serious or is he testing bits for his comedy act? If he is, no further testing will be necessary, it's perfect. That had me laughing out loud. Well done agian sirdrake. Well done. Absolutely! I've learned my lesson about consuming a beverage while readng a sirdrake thread. Unless you want coffee droplets all over your monitor, it is not advised. WWCCD What Would Chris Chelios Do? What's to stop Chelios from producing and selling bracelets that say that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204 Report post Posted October 12, 2007 What's to stop Chelios from producing and selling bracelets that say that? Absolutely Nothing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted October 12, 2007 QUOTE(BlakChamber @ October 11, 2007 - 06:20PM) WWCCD What Would Chris Chelios Do? What's to stop Chelios from producing and selling bracelets that say that? That would be so cool! It'd be like the "Who Wants Jack Daniels" ones! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevkrause 1,247 Report post Posted October 12, 2007 simple answer, he would skate into the opponents end and shoot the puck out of play, making it a 4-4 with the delay of game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted October 12, 2007 (edited) As soon as I saw there was a new thread from sirdrake my heart, no, my soul, filled with joy. God bless you sirdrake! NFM #25, get over here, quick! I'm here. He just posted this thread right after I left work. More gold from sirdrake. Please don't ever stop doing this. everytime a player gets penalized they go up to the official and say that they didn't do anything. is there any point to this? take this scenario for an example: chris chelios is trying to defend the net against mike modano, as mike modano skates by chris chelios, chelios sticks out his stick and trips up mike modano. the referee sees this and puts his hand up to call a penalty on chris. chris goes to the ref and acts like nothing happend. whats the point? also, a penalty whistle can only be blown when a member of the offending team possess the puck with their stick, right? what would stop chris chelios from just arching his back and laying around the puck in mid ice. he would not touch the puck and he would make it so the puck is still visible. it would be an easy way to kill off the rest of the time in the game if the red wings already had the lead. Sidenote: :rotflmao: I guess the Wings can start interfering with the opposition now since it won't result in a penalty since they don't have the puck. Can you imagine if Cheli seriously went to arch his back over the puck with 12:53 remaining in the first? Seriously sirdrake, I don't know how you come up with this stuff, but please never stop. Alright, I'll stamp this thread as a classic as well. Edited October 12, 2007 by Never Forget Mac #25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites