Rob the Badger 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 I'm not sure if this should be in this forum or in the water cooler. I'll post it here and it can always be moved if need be. Feel free to add to the list. I'll be making more in the future. Enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
interminded 1 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 I think it belongs in the watercooler.. But it's absolutely hilarious !!!! Especially the Robert Lang Hattrick and the Ed Belfour Hattrick !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnoldbuck 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Haha. Funny. Any others anybody can think of. I'm sure Homer or Dom could get labeled with something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayUp88 1 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 haha i love the tamp bay one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob the Badger 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 See if you can come up with your own 'hat tricks' and I might add the good ones to the official list (part 2) sometime in the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omnipotent_hudler 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Steve Yzerman Hat Trick: One goal, one assist, and one soul-crushing shot from the blue line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 #19 is lame. How about replacing it with: Scotty Bowman Hat Trick - 1,248 Career Wins, 9 Stanley Cups, 0 B.S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flip-check 6 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 (edited) 21) The Tootoo - 1 charge, 1 pre-emptive punch, 1 clothesline, and 1,000,000 Smashvegas homers defending his play. =D Edited October 17, 2007 by Flip-check Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Mmm, I could go for a #18 right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob the Badger 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 #19 is lame. How about replacing it with: Scotty Bowman Hat Trick - 1,248 Career Wins, 9 Stanley Cups, 0 B.S. Doesn't Scotty have 10 rings in his collection? 21) The Tootoo - 1 charge, 1 pre-emptive punch, 1 clothesline, and 1,000,000 Smashvegas homers defending his play. =D Oh, like they have 1,000,000 fans. More like 1,000 Smashvegas homes defending his play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auxlepli 17 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Funny! My favorites are Brett Hull's and Gary Bettman's. I was wondering if maybe Hulls should be at number 17 since this is a WIngs message board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Doesn't Scotty have 10 rings in his collection? Oh, like they have 1,000,000 fans. More like 1,000 Smashvegas homes defending his play. No He has 5 with Montreal, 1 With Pittsburgh and 3 with Detroit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob the Badger 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 If I remember correctly. He had 9 as a head coach, and 10 total. I'll need to look it up in order to be sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 If I remember correctly. He had 9 as a head coach, and 10 total. I'll need to look it up in order to be sure. He was the director of player development for the Penguins for their 91 Cup season (if you want to count that). He coached the team to the Cup in 92. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flip-check 6 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Oh, like they have 1,000,000 fans. More like 1,000 Smashvegas homes defending his play. I know, I was hoping it might ease the pain whenever legionnaire saw his favorite "great story" picked on. Make that 1,000 and 1 though. Eklund will save the Preds, you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Didn't we have the Homer Hat Trick last year (when he got hit by Pronger)? I recall someone saying a Homer Hat Trick was 1 goal, 1 assist and 13 stitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob the Badger 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 He was the director of player development for the Penguins for their 91 Cup season (if you want to count that). He coached the team to the Cup in 92. 10 rings in the collection, 9 from behind the bench. That sounds right. And yes, Scotty has the greatest resume' ever... but I'm throwing Carlyle a bone. I watched him coach the Moose in the IHL for years, and I'm not making a "Red Wings" only list. I have to spread the love around a bit because the list is from my Blue Line Comics website. I try to make it appeal to the majority of hockey fans... not just those of us who like the Red Wings. Keep the suggestions coming though. This should be fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingsgirl001 983 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 These are great! I love the Ed Belfour one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Konnan511 1,736 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Chicago Blackhawk Hat Trick: Skille, Toews, Kane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 The Chris Chelios Hat Trick: shoot the puck into the bench, cut yourself with a razor blade, arch your back over the puck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omnipotent_hudler 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Brain McCabe Hat trick: One turnover, one goal on own net, one city on suicide watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yzerfan1999 81 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Peter Forseberg Hatrick: 1 regular season game, 1 Injury, 0 Commitment - or something along those lines. I think Forsebergs last 5 years in the league have been typical enough to make a joke about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
North Guy 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Did any of you hear about the Avalanche vs. Flames game last night? Ryan Smyth scored two goals in regulation time. Then he scored one in the shootout, which eventually ended up being the winner. When Smyth scored the shootout goal the Colorado fans threw hats on the ice. So there was a delay to clear the ice since there were more shooters. Roger Millions & John Garrett were doing the Flames TV ply-by-play. Garrett & Millions used this to insinuate that the fans in this American market obviously didn't know that this is not a "real" hat trick and that it is "no wonder hockey is struggling in the US". The Dumb Avalanche Fans Hat Trick = Two goals in regulation and one goal in the shootout Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lidstromrules16 7 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Brain McCabe Hat trick: One turnover, one goal on own net, one city on suicide watch. I like this one alot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norrisnick 1 Report post Posted October 17, 2007 Mario's 5th goal wasn't in OT. It was into the empty net. Fedorov's 5th goal was in OT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
