Bettman has surgery

[auxlepli 17]

He attended the Boston game with a cast on his left arm.

I think he got into a fight with Chelios, but he's denying everything as usual.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_ylt=AhL2...p&type=lgns

EDIT: That Bettman is a crafty f*****. He already had his propaganda machine take the link down on his site.

Yahoo! should be good to go unless he's leaning on them too.

Edited October 19, 2007 by auxlepli

[Flip-check 6]

Link's out.

But surely Gary can't believe his good friend Cheli would snap his arm?

[mooose kiiisses 0]

IMO he needs brain surgery not tendon surgery.

[Izzy24 44]

As soon as I read "Bettman has surgery," I assumed it was at the hands of Chelios.

[WingWarrior25 0]

I can't believe that some of you are making jokes at a time like this! It was a very seroius procedure and you should all feel ashamed of yourselves. I have obtained what i believe could very well be Gary's pre-surgery photos.

It became apparent that profesional help was needed when Gary was heard muttering about replacing player helmets with plastic bags inorder to make them .09% faster. No word yet on if the dislodging was succesful.

Edited August 2, 2008 by WingWarrior25

[daniel1 32]

Bettman has an inoperable tumor on his ass. It's a malignant Cheliopolis and can only be treated with a resignation procedure followed by a disappearing act.

God I hate that f***. I would love to cram a glowing blue puck down his throat and twist a Reebok jersey around his scrawny neck while smashing him 8 times with each of our divisional rival's sticks. Then we'll see how much he likes seeing Chicago, Columbus, St. Louis and Nashville 8 times a season too.

It's been scientifically proven that playing the St. Louis blues 8 times a ******* season will decrease anyone's attendance figures. Now if we had Pittsburgh, Toronto, or Philly coming in here instead of the 6th, 7th, and 8th games with "Columbus", then I'm sure more people would come to the Joe.

[interminded 1]

Gary Bettman, commissioner.

A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.

We have the technology.

We have the capability to build the world's first bionic commissioner.

Gary Bettman, will be that man. Worse than he was before.

Worse, weaker, slower, dumber, you name it !

[Guest nutz2u]

IMO he needs brain surgery not tendon surgery.

He already had it, as a donor.

[Guest jaytan]

I hope they botched the anaethesia process and he had to suffer through it fully conscious but unable to move or speak.

[uk_redwing 495]

Why wont he die

[NC WINGS FAN 5]

Maybe he was attacked by a disgruntled fan

[irishtemper14+25 11]

man i hate that guy soooooo much

[Gary Bettman 0]

Don't worry everyone. I assure you I'm ok, and this recent injury will not stop me from doing what I do best, and that's managing the NHL at a top notch level.

Glad to see I have so many supportive fans here.

Edited October 23, 2007 by Gary Bettman

[wingslogo19 281]

Don't worry everyone. I assure you I'm ok, and this recent injury will not stop me from doing what I do best, and that's managing the NHL at a top notch level.

Glad to see I have so many supportive fans here.

:nonono:

[Skiing - Puck 0]

Too bad Bettman didn't bleed out on the table and die.

Just joking on the death part I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Now a major debilitating injury, thats a whole different thing.

Edited October 23, 2007 by Skiing - Puck

[SweWings 45]

I love how much everyone hates this guy. It's great!!

[Hiei 192]

Either 1 of 2 things i could put in this space.

1. What's to stop Chris Chelios from performing a Labotomy on Bettman?

2. We should swap Bettman's chauffeur out with a Mr. Richard Gnida.

[Opie 308]

I was waiting for all of the wizard of oz jokes but didn't see any. I was seriously disappointed in the jokes on this thread.

WingWarrior25 and interminded really put some effort forward, but where is the Wizard of Oz cast with Bettman photo shopped over the Scarecrow's body.

Either way now I have another thing to add to my:

"Fire Bettman,

Hire Chelios

# 24 sign"

for the game in boston. Now I can add a pic of the scarecrow with Bettman's head on it!!!

[union drone 0]

IMO he needs brain surgery not tendon surgery.

^

lol, you're reading my mind!

[Winged Scooter 0]

I'm of the opinion that Basille snapped his tendon in a cage match over the right to own an NHL team in Hamilton.....

** edit -- the complete cage match will be broadcast on Versus in December!

Undercard will be Chelios vs. saskin in a last man standing match...

Edited October 23, 2007 by Winged Scooter

[mooose kiiisses 0]

Don't worry everyone. I assure you I'm ok, and this recent injury will not stop me from doing what I do best, and that's managing the NHL at a top notch level.

Glad to see I have so many supportive fans here.

:caution:

Oh no, Bettman's posted again!!!

Edited October 23, 2007 by mooose kiiisses